# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) part 2

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355 "2000-10-18T02:09:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 15

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**Author:** ![naughty\_wicked\_zoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@naughty\_wicked\_zoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naughty_wicked_zoot)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/282 "2001-09-17T16:04:38Z")

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hubby is a reg., told me about cafe society page, so i thought i’d lurk over there. nope, not working, so many good discussions, i had to post!! then of course, had to jump to GD, on over to MPSIMS, IMHO, way too many interesting things to get involved in!!!

newbie zoot, present and accounted for!!!

(do i get to learn the secret handshake now?)

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**Author:** ![blackmonday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/53a042/32.png) [@blackmonday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blackmonday)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/283 "2001-10-03T02:05:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ShouldBeWorking \*  
> \*\*How many posts to not be a newbie anymore?  
> I know, I know. If I have to ask, I’m not there yet… 😉
> 
> In your opinion, when can one confidently call oneself a “doper”? \*\*

It’s like Tag. You’re a newbie until you find someone else who seems newbier than you. 😉

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**Author:** ![Stiletto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Stiletto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stiletto)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/284 "2001-10-03T04:02:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by blackmonday \*  
> \*\*It’s like Tag. You’re a newbie until you find someone else who seems newbier than you. 😉 \*\*

Well, in that case, **blackmonday** , thank you. 😃 I just found _you_.

But I’m still a newbie. I don’t feel any different. 😉

-Stil

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**Author:** ![atypicalcarl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@atypicalcarl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atypicalcarl)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/285 "2001-10-03T04:19:17Z")

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Hi. How is everyone?

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**Author:** ![Kritter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a587f6/32.png) [@Kritter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kritter)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/286 "2001-10-03T04:23:30Z")

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Hello. Im a newbie, and nobody ever talks to me unless its to make fun of my username. ah feel the love. 😛

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**Author:** ![Tiggamoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Tiggamoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggamoo)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/287 "2001-10-03T21:55:34Z")

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Hello all!!! This is my very first post but I’ve been a lurker for a while. Yay for me…I’m so excited!!!

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**Author:** ![BlueMoonofKentucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8dc957/32.png) [@BlueMoonofKentucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMoonofKentucky)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/288 "2001-10-03T22:08:52Z")

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I wasn’t gonna do it, but OK I’ll post here too…

Just curious, what’s the point?

(Takes another post, wanders off whistling.)

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**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/289 "2001-10-03T22:17:28Z")

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Suppose I should have signed in here about a month ago…whoops?

Damn, I need a sig. A real one, I mean.

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/290 "2001-10-04T01:50:40Z")

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Greetings and salutations,

Newbie here, oldie and baldy in RL.

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**Author:** ![drillrod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@drillrod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drillrod)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/291 "2001-10-04T02:19:51Z")

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Ummm, hi everybody.

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**Author:** ![sandpiper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@sandpiper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandpiper)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/292 "2001-10-04T03:27:53Z")

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One more newbie - officially checked in and accounted for 🙂

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**Author:** ![JRT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3e96dc/32.png) [@JRT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRT)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/293 "2001-10-04T03:55:27Z")

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Hey, 'nother newbie posting.

What is the purpose of it?

I don’t know.  
BTW What does MPSIMS stand for? I looked in the FAQ, no avail.

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**Author:** ![Tiggamoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Tiggamoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggamoo)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/294 "2001-10-04T04:16:45Z")

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MPSIMS means Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share

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**Author:** ![JRT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3e96dc/32.png) [@JRT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRT)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/295 "2001-10-04T04:33:27Z")

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Thankee kindly.

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**Author:** ![Mikemike2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikemike2/32/305_2.png) [@Mikemike2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikemike2)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/296 "2001-10-04T05:28:32Z")

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long time lurker, short time poster

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**Author:** ![niwroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/34f0e0/32.png) [@niwroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/niwroc)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/297 "2001-10-04T06:18:34Z")

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Yo! 😉

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**Author:** ![barflyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@barflyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barflyer)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/298 "2001-10-22T05:03:11Z")

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We’re waaaiting…

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**Author:** ![Dave\_Stewart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Dave\_Stewart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Stewart)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/299 "2001-10-22T05:41:38Z")

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I am a newbie.

Although I spend way too much time at Great Debates.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/300 "2001-10-22T07:14:31Z")

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Don’t know if I’m really a newbie anymore, but I don’t recall having posted here before (If I did, sorry), so hello!

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**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/301 "2001-10-22T11:54:10Z")

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Wipe the slime off me and spank my ass

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