# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) part 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355 "2000-10-18T02:09:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![fountainpenner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a4c791/32.png) [@fountainpenner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fountainpenner)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/322 "2001-11-04T20:21:47Z")
Virginal, you say? Isn’t that a musical instrument? ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/323 "2001-11-04T20:31:18Z")
I’ve been lurking since waaay back when SD was on AOL. Finaly registered yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![spheric\_thor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@spheric\_thor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spheric_thor)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/324 "2001-11-04T20:50:13Z")
I’ve been lurking here for almost 2 years , an just signed up. ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@Dragon\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/325 "2001-11-04T22:47:23Z")
Definant newbie here- I started less than a week ago . . . ---
**Author:** ![mancunian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mancunian/32/12244_2.png) [@mancunian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mancunian)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/326 "2001-11-04T22:49:51Z")
Yo, whattup kids. ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/327 "2001-11-04T22:58:29Z")
_ **TSLK raises his hand** _\* My name is The Sonoran Lizard King, and I’m a Newbie. I lurked for a whole two days, before I started posting. I began with a horrible pun, in the thread about Absinthe and Wombat immediately suggested I be banned. (is that some sort of record? Calls for banning after one post? It made feel all warm inside. ---
**Author:** ![dono](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@dono](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dono)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/328 "2001-11-05T20:27:55Z")
The [thread I de-lurked on](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95911) made Threadspotting! ---
**Author:** ![MindWeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@MindWeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindWeb)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/329 "2001-11-05T20:46:21Z")
Yeah, I’m a newbie. Been one all my life. My daddy and his daddy before him was a newbie. My sister married a newbie. Not a bad job, really. The pay’s not good, but it’s honest work. A man really knows where he stands bein’ a newbie… ( **GingerOfTheNorth** started it! I was an innocent bystander. Really!) ---
**Author:** ![invisibleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e99b99/32.png) [@invisibleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/invisibleman)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/330 "2001-11-06T07:13:23Z")
first post ---
**Author:** ![softy\_softy\_catchy\_monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@softy\_softy\_catchy\_monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/softy_softy_catchy_monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/331 "2001-11-29T03:01:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by manwithaplan \* > \*\*Wipe the slime off me and spank my ass \*\* That’s your plan? I think I’ll settle for “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, and this time in gold with diamond studs.” ---
**Author:** ![BarnStormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@BarnStormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnStormer)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/332 "2002-03-16T20:41:29Z")
Time for a quick review. Who’s new? ---
**Author:** ![im\_a\_loser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/898d66/32.png) [@im\_a\_loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/im_a_loser)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/333 "2002-03-16T21:14:09Z")
hey ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/334 "2002-03-17T04:19:37Z")
I registered last night after several weeks of lurking, having decided that (most of) you people are my kind of folk. Then I signed on tonight, eager to start posting, when I saw this thread and couldn’t pass it up. So am I the first one to post to this thread as my very first post? ---
**Author:** ![Kathleen\_de\_Trelare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4bbf92/32.png) [@Kathleen\_de\_Trelare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kathleen_de_Trelare)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/335 "2002-03-17T04:52:18Z")
Okay, okay! I’ll admit it. I’m a newbie. Please don’t hurt me. ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/336 "2002-03-17T05:14:43Z")
Howdy! After lurking for many months, I finally decided to sign up in December when I became hopelesly addicted… so now I got to sign up again 😉 Nice to meetcha all! Mike ---
**Author:** ![Jurhael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@Jurhael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurhael)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/337 "2002-03-17T05:18:37Z")
I’m a newbie! Hello! ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Black\_Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Lizard)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/338 "2002-03-17T09:21:50Z")
Howdy! Newbie for posting, but have been a lurker for about a year… ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/339 "2002-03-17T16:30:42Z")
Newbie here. \*::raising hand:: \* Howdo. ---
**Author:** ![Soupy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Soupy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soupy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/340 "2002-03-18T07:23:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LurkMeister \* > \*\*So am I the first one to post to this thread as my very first post? \*\* That’s a very auspicious start alright, but not unique. No, but I can’t tell you who else it was right off. It may be impossible to tell now because the counts go up on old threads whenever you post on new threads. ---
**Author:** ![islandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@islandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/islandgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/341 "2002-03-18T19:26:37Z")
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