# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) part 2

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355 "2000-10-18T02:09:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 18

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**Author:** ![Finnie\_the\_Pooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@Finnie\_the\_Pooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finnie_the_Pooh)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/342 "2002-03-19T02:02:50Z")

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Hello again, everybody. I lost all my postings in the blight of Dec '01, and I’ll never be the same again! 80 posts, that’s about 40 hrs typing for a carpenter. But I shall persevere!

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/343 "2002-03-19T04:02:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Soupy \*  
> \*\*That’s a very auspicious start alright, but not unique. No, but I can’t tell you who else it was right off. It may be impossible to tell now because the counts go up on old threads whenever you post on new threads. \*\*

So I’ve noticed. That was what led me to think that I might have been the first to do it; every post I saw in the thread showed multiple post counts.  
As you can tell, I’ve been slowly adding to my post count the last few days. I may even start a thread of my own soon; I’ve got a few questions which may need the assistance of the SDMB to answer.

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**Author:** ![senor\_peep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@senor\_peep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/senor_peep)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2002, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/344 "2002-03-25T06:40:21Z")

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Just signed up, hello hello!

😃

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2002, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/345 "2002-03-25T09:27:44Z")

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Well, I still feel very new… hell, I only registered like nine days ago! 🙂 I think this breaks double digits for me… my 100th post! I feel special, hee hee!

I guess I’m new… I don’t know what some abbreviations mean, haven’t quite figured out how to do multiple vB codes yet, and all this other stuff!

But I did sort of get flamed, so yeah… I’m new, and you can flame me… that’s right…

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**Author:** ![Sunup\_Cheerful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sunup\_Cheerful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunup_Cheerful)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/346 "2002-07-07T04:12:12Z")

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Coming up on two years, but still feels like I’m a newbie.

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**Author:** ![logos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aeb1de/32.png) [@logos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/logos)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/347 "2003-02-27T21:22:59Z")

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New is good.

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**Author:** ![WillSantini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@WillSantini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillSantini)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/348 "2003-02-27T22:55:02Z")

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Will is reporting in to the newbie platoon.

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**Author:** ![Astralbovine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Astralbovine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astralbovine)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/349 "2003-02-27T22:58:55Z")

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Well, this is a revived topic from long ago… and I know that there’s not much of a point in posting here… but I am a newbie, damnit! It’s my duty!

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/350 "2003-02-27T23:49:56Z")

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According to others, I don’t count. But according to some, I do.

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**Author:** ![mikester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4da419/32.png) [@mikester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikester)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/351 "2003-02-28T01:38:08Z")

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i got here today, im probably the most noobish of all.

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**Author:** ![Quack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e99b99/32.png) [@Quack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quack)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/352 "2003-02-28T01:54:21Z")

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Bow to my ridiculously low post-count!  
I am Newbie, here me roar and whatnot!

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**Author:** ![mrs\_pepe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@mrs\_pepe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrs_pepe)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/353 "2003-02-28T02:38:34Z")

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hehe nope i am the noobish of them all 😃

hey

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**Author:** ![Copper\_moon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecc23a/32.png) [@Copper\_moon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Copper_moon)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/354 "2003-02-28T04:43:04Z")

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I guess I’m too oldish to be noobish but noobish enough to post.

Love it here and already feel tied in.

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**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/355 "2003-02-28T12:39:11Z")

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I guess I still count.😃

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/356 "2003-02-28T14:11:28Z")

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well, I’ve only been here a couple months, so technically, I’m pretty noobish. Of course with this post count…

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**Author:** ![Labor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Labor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labor)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/357 "2003-02-28T14:58:45Z")

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Hi, I’m new.

Please don’t hurt me, or on second thought…

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**Author:** ![Kuli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/94ad74/32.png) [@Kuli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuli)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/358 "2003-02-28T15:35:57Z")

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Greetings. I lurk a lot.

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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/359 "2003-02-28T16:11:29Z")

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Officially signing on. Hiya fellow newbies and excellent experienced dopers.

Do I get pie now?

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**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/360 "2003-02-28T17:18:13Z")

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What is this some sort of vast conspiricy to get all the newbies out into the open for some nefarious scheme? Wel, I for one am not gonna fall for it… nope, no way, uh uh.  
[sub]oh damn.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/361 "2003-02-28T18:41:04Z")

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hello im a newbie hear me roar

rar

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