# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) part 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355 "2000-10-18T02:09:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/404 "2003-04-06T15:56:06Z")
I refuse to post here. ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/405 "2003-04-06T18:08:32Z")
Newbie over here. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/406 "2003-04-06T18:10:45Z")
I’m confused. Do I still qualify as a newbie? I feel like I’m in a baron wasteland, just at the city limits of Newbieville. ---
**Author:** ![Pathros\_1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@Pathros\_1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pathros_1983)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/407 "2003-04-06T18:19:54Z")
_sings_ This is the thread that never ends…it goes on and on my friends…Someone started typing it not knowing what it was And they’ll go on typing it forever just because this is the thread that never ends…_sings_ ---
**Author:** ![jayseebee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/258eb7/32.png) [@jayseebee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayseebee)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/408 "2003-04-06T19:09:56Z")
Here. ---
**Author:** ![Foolonthehill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Foolonthehill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foolonthehill)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/409 "2003-04-06T19:18:42Z")
This is like the “Fish” line at County Jail. ---
**Author:** ![Foolonthehill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Foolonthehill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foolonthehill)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/410 "2003-04-06T19:25:55Z")
This is like the “Fish” line at County Jail. ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/411 "2003-04-06T19:34:57Z")
:peers around corner: Hello? I know I’m a bit late and all, but I might _just_ qualify. ---
**Author:** ![Kivick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/65b543/32.png) [@Kivick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kivick)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/412 "2003-04-07T05:58:27Z")
lurking balrog newbie here ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/413 "2003-04-07T13:38:03Z")
Honk if you’re horny er a newbie!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pebbles131](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pebbles131](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pebbles131)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/414 "2003-04-07T14:49:27Z")
Heyhey:D ---
**Author:** ![Grace\_In\_Oz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/47e85d/32.png) [@Grace\_In\_Oz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grace_In_Oz)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/416 "2003-04-20T00:18:50Z")
Newb. 😉 Grace ---
**Author:** ![summerbreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@summerbreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/summerbreeze)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/417 "2003-04-20T02:53:58Z")
Newbie in the Bible Belt. Hey y’all. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/418 "2003-04-20T02:59:17Z")
Gee, here I’m only a newbie. On another board, I’m a **Lesser** Newbie! ---
**Author:** ![TwelveToneRow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@TwelveToneRow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwelveToneRow)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/419 "2003-04-20T03:51:17Z")
I’m a long-time lurker, and just decided to join in case a sudden moment of lucidity strikes me and I wish to share it with all of the lovely Dopers here. Pleasure to meet you all! ---
**Author:** ![Meros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Meros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meros)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/420 "2003-04-20T04:07:16Z")
Signing in. I’m a little far from fresh anymore having been corrupted by the PhillyDopers but I guess I’m still new enough. ---
**Author:** ![Gopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gopher)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/421 "2003-04-20T04:21:46Z")
I’m still fresh off the vine 10 months later. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Piggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@Miss\_Piggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Piggy)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/422 "2003-04-20T05:55:22Z")
Me too! Former lurker, but I’m posting now. ---
**Author:** ![oli\_the\_dope\_r](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/5fc32e/32.png) [@oli\_the\_dope\_r](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oli_the_dope_r)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/423 "2003-04-20T06:27:29Z")
Just registered a few hours ago. I love the top of the message board where it says “welcome to our newest member, YOUR NAME.” whee! ---
**Author:** ![kree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac8455/32.png) [@kree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kree)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/424 "2003-04-20T06:48:33Z")
Your name in lights. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355.md?page=22)