# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) part 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355 "2000-10-18T02:09:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![lowman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@lowman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lowman)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/445 "2003-09-09T23:33:31Z")
Pfft, look at all the newbs… ---
**Author:** ![Ferg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/cdc98d/32.png) [@Ferg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferg)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/446 "2003-09-09T23:36:22Z")
There’s nothing wrong with being a newb! Is there? ---
**Author:** ![Nickel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Nickel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nickel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/448 "2003-09-14T15:19:44Z")
Did I just get here? ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/449 "2003-09-14T15:22:51Z")
Why not? ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/450 "2003-09-15T14:17:48Z")
I’m one of the newest of newbies. ---
**Author:** ![buzzie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@buzzie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buzzie)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/451 "2003-09-15T14:28:37Z")
–ahem-- I’m here too. ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/452 "2003-09-15T18:07:38Z")
Howdy folks Newbie Krebnar reporting for duty. ---
**Author:** ![mrsam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5ac83/32.png) [@mrsam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsam)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/453 "2003-09-15T18:14:04Z")
Hi. I’m **mrsam** and I’m a newbie. Damn, I guess this kind of screws up my anonymity. Ah well. ---
**Author:** ![heimarkj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c2a13f/32.png) [@heimarkj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heimarkj)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/455 "2003-09-16T05:41:26Z")
hola ---
**Author:** ![otherwiseknownas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/59ef9b/32.png) [@otherwiseknownas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otherwiseknownas)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/456 "2003-09-16T06:26:33Z")
reporting for duty as instructed, will await final arrangements for deployment over and out ---
**Author:** ![Fillepe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/898d66/32.png) [@Fillepe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillepe)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/457 "2003-09-16T10:36:59Z")
Fresh out of the drycleaning machine, Newbie Fillepe reporting ready for ironing. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/458 "2003-09-16T11:31:46Z")
Okely Dokely, ya got me ---
**Author:** ![utkik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e8c25b/32.png) [@utkik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/utkik)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/459 "2003-09-16T11:33:49Z")
ssshh … dont tell anyone, but I’m a newbie too. In true newbie style, I got lost in the SDMB building and _really_ needed the toilet, and I couldn’t find the toilet so … uh … well dont be surprised if the goldfish start dying. – utkik the newbie, continuing his run of brilliant first impressions ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/461 "2003-09-16T16:39:41Z")
You have all been convicted of convincing my co-workers that I have lost my last marble. Has anyone worked out a bulk rate on new keyboards to replace those lost to sudden sprays of Dr Pepper/Coke/Coffee/OJ? Newbie Doebi - lost and liking it ---
**Author:** ![Call\_Me\_Crazy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@Call\_Me\_Crazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_Me_Crazy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/462 "2003-09-16T19:12:45Z")
Sneaking in, looking around…yep, I think I found the right place for the crazy woman in me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hellboy37](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hellboy37](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hellboy37)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/463 "2003-09-16T19:17:05Z")
Newbie…Yep…That’s me! ---
**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/464 "2003-09-16T19:42:49Z")
Hello, I’ve been here a couple months or so. Glad to meetcha!😛 ---
**Author:** ![maleinblack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maleinblack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maleinblack)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/465 "2003-09-16T20:18:31Z")
Been here for about a quarter of a year but am still newbie-ish. ---
**Author:** ![moonstarssun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@moonstarssun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonstarssun)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/466 "2003-09-17T22:06:04Z")
I’ll sign up as a newbie. \Hi Everybody!\ ---
**Author:** ![carimwc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac8455/32.png) [@carimwc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carimwc)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/467 "2003-09-18T01:01:05Z")
_waves_ Hi. Been a longtime lurker, now an official newbie with 2 pit rants. Not the best but I’m learning. You guys help keep my work day from being boring as all get out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355.md?page=24)