# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) part 2
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355 "2000-10-18T02:09:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@HelenWheels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenWheels)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/61 "2000-11-12T06:24:26Z")
Hi, I’m not exactly new, but I read more than I post. Okay, I read a LOT more than I post.
Pleeztameecha.
-Helen
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### Author:  [@Earthman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthman)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/62 "2000-11-12T17:47:56Z")
Newbie here - boy, this sure does eat up a lot of free time, doesn’t it?
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### Author:  [@Orshee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orshee)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/63 "2000-11-12T18:41:14Z")
I made my first posts yesterday. Hello to all of you.
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### Author:  [@Ol\_io](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_io)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/64 "2000-11-24T19:48:10Z")
Do I still count as a newbie if I’ve been away for a few months? I certainly feel new. 🙂
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### Author:  [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/65 "2000-11-24T19:55:05Z")
Didn’t see my name on that first Master List…so here am I! 😃
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### Author:  [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/66 "2000-11-24T20:19:40Z")
New,newer,newest…
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### Author:  [@melchizedek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melchizedek)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/67 "2000-11-24T20:48:20Z")
Newbie reporting for duty guv’na.
Hi everybody!!!
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### Author:  [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/68 "2000-11-24T21:03:55Z")
::tiptoes into room, looks around shyly::
Ummm, would this be where I sign up to be a newbie? I thought it was the SDMB addicts anonymous meeting. Aw hell I had better sign up for both!!
::signs life and free will away to SDMB::
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### Author:  [@Just\_A\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_A_Girl)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/69 "2000-11-24T21:32:16Z")
allow myself to introduce…myself
I’m Just A Newbie…just hoping people will start to notice me around here ☹
Enjoying myself so far despite my current position blending into the background…
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### Author:  [@\_hijack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_hijack)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/70 "2000-11-24T22:50:53Z")
[hijack] by name, [hijack] by nature. 🙂
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### Author:  [@\_hijack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_hijack)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/71 "2000-11-25T00:54:55Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by [hijack] \*
> \*\*I love to go without socks, year round.
> Just Topsiders or other slip on shoes.
> Then when I come inside I go barefoot.
> I hate the elastic on my ankles. Makes my foot go to sleep. \*\*
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### Author:  [@blastfurnace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blastfurnace)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2000, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/72 "2000-11-25T10:55:56Z")
I’m new. Yeah, it’s true. I know I’ve been making some BIG WAVES around here, and most of you, well, you look up to me as a hardened veteran. Oh, sure, I’ve been in the trenches. I bled real blood when JDT said I could never have good sex. Sure it hurt. But you know what? It made me stronger. You bet. So, even though my post count my not be that high, my heart, nay, GUTS, know the board. They ARE the board. Sometimes, I can’t tell reality apart from the board. Then the voices come and tell me to do things. i don’t want to do them. no,no i won’t take the ice cream from the store mommy please i dont wanna make cake with unckle lewieplease make thevoicesstopalliwantotdoispostpostpostdamnitimgoingtopostnowhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehdrooldroolcoughlooklookatmeimflyingflyingawayweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelookattheflowerslittleboyohhowilovethestarsnexttomybutttheboardtheboardtheboardcantommycomeouttoplaypuppiesinmyheadpuppiespuppiesilikethebasketdkjfkjlskdcvnmsdfjkljeioe9duildfjlkj…
Later: OK. It looks like my medication kicked back in. I’ve had some stress lately. Sorry about that. So, as I was saying…
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### Author:  [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/73 "2000-11-25T18:56:38Z")
I guess that would be me. Hello, everyone. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.
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### Author:  [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/74 "2000-11-25T21:50:38Z")
Okay, I’ve done it. I have crossed the Rubicon. Aaaaaagh!
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### Author:  [@Poison\_Ivy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poison_Ivy)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/75 "2000-11-26T04:15:11Z")
Ah, there’s nothing like that brand-newbie smell!
Hello, my name is Ivy and I am a nudie. I mean newbie.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Dumbledore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Dumbledore)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2000, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/76 "2000-11-26T12:27:28Z")
Hi everyone,
I’m new so hi to everyone.
This is my second post so i guess i am a newbie.
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### Author:  [@Anake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anake)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/77 "2000-11-26T13:54:19Z")
I’m a newbie. Hi.
From,
Anake
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### Author:  [@Mundo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundo)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/78 "2000-11-26T17:44:17Z")
Woo hoo. I love newbies like myself. (pay no attention to the date registered)
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### Author:  [@mdf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mdf)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/79 "2000-11-26T18:01:57Z")
Yeah, I’m here too…
Been reading m.f.s.d. (and occ. posting) since its creation, am finding this web board much more to my liing.
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### Author:  [@\_D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_D)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/80 "2000-11-28T00:04:30Z")
Only 50 posts in 14 months?
I guess I’m not a slow poster after all! 🙂
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