# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) part 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355 "2000-10-18T02:09:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Danimal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Danimal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danimal)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/101 "2000-12-01T02:52:29Z")
Dang, I’ve been posting up a storm and never noticed I was supposed to come here and tell you all that I’m a newbie. (Cue AA). My name is Danimal, and I’m a newbie. I’ve got three days back. Back to the other threads. ---
**Author:** ![Azazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Azazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azazel)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/102 "2000-12-01T03:54:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*…got my green card. > 😃 \*\* Whoaa… you’re giving out green cards here? Count me in! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tie-Dye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Tie-Dye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tie-Dye)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/103 "2000-12-01T06:49:17Z")
been lurking for a couple of weeks and i’m addicted, so i’d better start posting i suppose… Nice to meet all of you! ---
**Author:** ![HannibaIV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9fc29f/32.png) [@HannibaIV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HannibaIV)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/104 "2000-12-01T18:05:42Z")
Nice to meet you, Tie-Dye! ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/105 "2000-12-01T19:50:50Z")
Well, Crunchy Frog had a newbie list a few weeks back, which I signed onto. I’ve yet to receive the promised “Elite Cliqe” membership card, so I was obviously duped by a SDMB veteran. Clearly he started that list just to get plenty of non-battle-hardened young ones to beat up on without fear of substantial resistance. Anyhoo… here’s my official newbie signing in. –Tygr– PS: i’b very zorry, i gad’t be fuddy ride dow. i’b regoberig frub a derrible code. cad eddybody post be some a-Dope-atherapy? ---
**Author:** ![B\_to\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@B\_to\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B_to_B)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/106 "2000-12-05T23:41:23Z")
Well, this may be a pyramid scheme of some kind, but it’s free, so you got me. Where do I report, O Master Mind? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Meleemancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@Meleemancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meleemancer)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/107 "2000-12-06T00:35:07Z")
I guess this means me. Wow, this board is such a huge time drain already and I’ve only been here like a week. **Not** a good idea to sign up right before finals. 😕 But I can’t help it. Everyone here is just so great. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![stifferd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@stifferd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stifferd)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/108 "2000-12-06T05:53:41Z")
by glancing at my profile you’ll see that I’m not exactly a newbie, but I felt I just had to post. Hey :D, can I call you colon for short? ---
**Author:** ![stifferd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@stifferd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stifferd)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/109 "2000-12-06T05:54:48Z")
What the hell is that? I don’t want smilies! ---
**Author:** ![dave99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/45deac/32.png) [@dave99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dave99)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/110 "2000-12-06T07:52:08Z")
Uh, hi. My name’s Dave99, and I’m a newbie. ---
**Author:** ![MaoMao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@MaoMao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaoMao)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/111 "2000-12-06T07:58:19Z")
Signed up about a week ago, I am pretty sure this is going these boards are going to be a contributing factor if I end up flunking out of school. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_and\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Cat\_and\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_and_I)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/112 "2000-12-07T17:32:53Z")
This looks like the place for a Cat nap. On a ledge in the sun 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![stargazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@stargazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stargazer)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/113 "2000-12-07T18:46:22Z")
hell, I’ve posted to the other newbie threads up right now, might as well contribute to this one! Been lurking a while, but I’m taking my time when it comes to posting. Weird, I don’t do that in any other aspect of my life. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/114 "2000-12-07T19:02:37Z")
Well, I’ve been here for an awfully long time but only recently started really participating. I guess that makes me a newbie? HI! ---
**Author:** ![2cense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/3d9bf3/32.png) [@2cense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2cense)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/115 "2000-12-07T20:40:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Azazel \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > > \*\*…got my green card. > > 😃 \*\* > > Whoaa… you’re giving out green cards here? > Count me in! 😉 \*\* For $10 you can have my elevator pass too! ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/116 "2000-12-07T20:53:29Z")
Hi, another neophyte here. So how many newbie threads are there? I am new to this whole posting to message boards thing, but this looks like a fun group. ---
**Author:** ![fire\_me\_up](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c67d28/32.png) [@fire\_me\_up](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fire_me_up)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/117 "2000-12-10T03:10:51Z")
Hello… Hello… Anybody home? ---
**Author:** ![No\_Fear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@No\_Fear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_Fear)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/118 "2000-12-12T16:47:14Z")
You say “It’s all in my head, anyway.” What exactly do you know about my head? Did you put Newbie into my head? Who ARE you? And what do you want with my head? Moooommmmmmy!! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/119 "2000-12-12T17:42:35Z")
Whobie youbie? I be newbie! Only here less than a month, and watching the post count mount alarmingly… jr8 ---
**Author:** ![Alpha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Alpha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/120 "2000-12-16T10:02:00Z")
I thought I was on here, but now I see there’s a part 2. So here I am again. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355.md?page=7)