# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) part 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355 "2000-10-18T02:09:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/121 "2000-12-16T23:14:32Z")
Ummm is this where I come to sign up for the [sub]cough…cough[/sub]newbie Learner plates? Count me in!! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@The\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bean)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/122 "2000-12-23T19:41:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > \*\*Ummm is this where I come to sign up for the [sub]cough…cough[/sub]newbie Learner plates? > > Count me in!! \*\* Aren’t you a non-newbie yet? God, how long does it take? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Ps\_and\_Qs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mr.Ps\_and\_Qs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Ps_and_Qs)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/123 "2001-01-01T02:38:52Z")
This sounds like you mean me. Here I am. ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/124 "2001-01-01T02:46:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Bean \* > \*\*Aren’t you a non-newbie yet? God, how long does it take? 😕 \*\* Nope - I am well and truly still a newbie - I haven’t taken my rites of intitiation yet. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/125 "2001-01-01T02:50:14Z")
Was adopted last week, so I’m still a newbie. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/126 "2001-01-01T04:46:07Z")
Cripes, I didn’t notice this thread before. I haven’t been adopted, like my fellow newbie above, but newbie just the same 🙂 ::signs her name with a flourish:: ---
**Author:** ![Rally\_Vincent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c37758/32.png) [@Rally\_Vincent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rally_Vincent)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/127 "2001-01-01T05:11:21Z")
I’m new! Nice to be here! ---
**Author:** ![La\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@La\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/La_King)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/128 "2001-01-02T03:57:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > \*\*Nope - I am well and truly still a newbie - I haven’t taken my rites of intitiation yet. \*\* I’m with you on that! They sounded weird, all right. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/129 "2001-01-02T04:35:28Z")
Do we get anything free for joining? Toaster? Cup-a-soup? New pair of pants?? the old ones are gettin’ pretty ratty… Up da Newbie ham ---
**Author:** ![Alatariel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Alatariel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alatariel)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/130 "2001-01-02T17:24:14Z")
New as well Happy to meetcha ---
**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/131 "2001-01-02T17:40:19Z")
new \*\* AND \*\* improved! ---
**Author:** ![Canby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Canby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canby)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/132 "2001-01-02T20:10:28Z")
Yep. New here. Been lurking a while, of course. ---
**Author:** ![dustMagnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/fbc32d/32.png) [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/133 "2001-01-03T14:05:45Z")
New here. Some accolades from pit posting (with training wheels). [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=52981](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=52981) blessedwolf Member ``` "Well said!" ``` [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=52134](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=52134) [QUOTE] \*Originally posted by TVeblen \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dustMagnate \* > \*\*…this really chews at my vas deferens for reasons I can’t comprehend. “I’ll try to bring you good weather in a couple of days”. Well, thanks. While you’re at it could you reduce the national debt, feed the hungry, and put an end to infectious disease? 'preciate it. \*\* Beautiful, **dustMagnate**! The folksy, happy-face idiocy is insulting. I’m w/ Opal: just report the meteorology data and cut the crap. ---
**Author:** ![wolf189](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@wolf189](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf189)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/134 "2001-01-03T15:17:53Z")
_raises hand_ NIT (Newbie In Training) here, awaiting further instructions. (now could someone please pass the nacho sauce?) wolf189 ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/135 "2001-01-03T15:25:39Z")
Good morning. ---
**Author:** ![demanton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@demanton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/demanton)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/136 "2001-01-06T04:24:48Z")
::lurking out loud for only the second time… ---
**Author:** ![Dominique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Dominique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dominique)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/137 "2001-01-06T05:46:16Z")
So new I’m practically prenatal–only signed up 3 days ago. Nice to be among friends. ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/138 "2001-01-06T05:52:46Z")
I’ve been registered for a while, but I haven’t really been a big poster… 😉 proud to be on the list! ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/139 "2001-01-06T06:34:45Z")
I have to be a newby since I just activated my password ---
**Author:** ![SallySimpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@SallySimpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallySimpson)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/140 "2001-01-06T09:16:46Z")
I think I’m the newest of the Newbies. Nice to meet you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355.md?page=8)