# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) part 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355 "2000-10-18T02:09:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Plavacek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Plavacek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plavacek)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/162 "2001-01-18T22:56:28Z")
(insert clever newbie pun/joke/one-liner/gripe/confession here) ---
**Author:** ![Echo23TC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Echo23TC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Echo23TC)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/163 "2001-01-19T03:35:45Z")
Oh, yeah. Definitely a newbie. ---
**Author:** ![Jalapeno\_On\_A\_Stick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Jalapeno\_On\_A\_Stick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jalapeno_On_A_Stick)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/164 "2001-01-19T08:51:37Z")
Yes, the guys name is Jeff Dunham. Here’s his website: [http://www.ventriloquist.com/](http://www.ventriloquist.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/165 "2001-01-20T01:30:44Z")
Neat, **Jalapeno\_On\_A\_Stick**! Thanks for the link. Though it’s now better than 10 years since we saw that routine on TV, we still quote parts of it every now and then. Welcome to the board! ---
**Author:** ![Soupy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Soupy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soupy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/166 "2001-01-25T18:00:06Z")
😕 I thought I was on this list, but it didn’t turn up in a search. Well, maybe it was under the old name. I’m back, and still new enough, I guess. Hi! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@bobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/167 "2001-01-25T18:32:29Z")
no more lurking for me… I’ll actually try to contribute occasionally \*. \*… author makes no garauntees about his wit, intelligence, or kindness. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/168 "2001-01-25T18:53:40Z")
Hi, my name is Amp. This my brother Amp and my other brother Amp. ---
**Author:** ![WickedAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f6c823/32.png) [@WickedAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WickedAngel)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/169 "2001-01-25T19:37:30Z")
\>sigh\< been here for a month…still a newbie [smiling sweetly] i’m hungry…anyone wanna share their lunch? [/smiling sweetly] ---
**Author:** ![B\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@B\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B_P)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/170 "2001-01-25T20:06:58Z")
I too am, as you say, a newbie. I’ve been here for at least a month and I still can’t figure out how to “quote” somebody or get those scary little smilely faces to appear - not that I would ever use them 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Godfrey\_Daniels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Godfrey\_Daniels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Godfrey_Daniels)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/171 "2001-01-29T22:29:41Z")
Been lurkin’ for a while, figured if the addiction was gettin’ too real, this might cure it. ---
**Author:** ![phorester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@phorester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phorester)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/172 "2001-01-30T01:00:16Z")
Me Stupeid. You smart. Me post anyway. ---
**Author:** ![mighty\_maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@mighty\_maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mighty_maxx)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/173 "2001-01-30T01:12:38Z")
I’ve been reading The Dope for years…never signed up till recently. ---
**Author:** ![Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oncle_Biere_1)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/174 "2001-02-26T15:40:09Z")
Always nice to see some new faces! Happy posting people! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/175 "2001-02-26T17:05:39Z")
Newbies? Yes, that’s me… ::strides onto stage, takes deep bow, topples forwards into orchestra pit:: ---
**Author:** ![NotWithoutRage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NotWithoutRage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotWithoutRage)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/176 "2001-02-26T17:18:10Z")
I’m new! I’m new. Use me! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/177 "2001-02-26T17:50:47Z")
I’ll always be a newbie. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/178 "2001-02-26T18:38:28Z")
A newbie and a bit of a lemming. I’d feel bad about myself if I didn’t jump on the band wagon and say “Hi”. Hi. ---
**Author:** ![Spookythecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@Spookythecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spookythecat)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/179 "2001-02-26T23:32:15Z")
I think I’m the newbiest newbie on the newbie list? Do I get a prize? ---
**Author:** ![Allworthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Allworthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Allworthy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/180 "2001-02-26T23:39:13Z")
::shuffles awkwardly to a point some distance away from nearest conversational group:: Hi. \ ::retreats:: ---
**Author:** ![White\_Queen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/898d66/32.png) [@White\_Queen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Queen)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/181 "2001-02-26T23:44:10Z")
I suppose I ought to check in. Hello! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355.md?page=10)