# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![\_D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/71c47a/32.png) [@\_D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_D)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/1 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")
(No date limit, no post limit, it’s all in your head, anyway.) **If you’re a newbie, please sign on to this _Master List of Newbies_** ---
**Author:** ![Show\_Biz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Show\_Biz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Show_Biz)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/2 "2000-05-28T19:07:59Z")
Like Will Rogers, “I never met a man I didn’t like”, except I’ll include women and children (sorry W.C. Fields) ---
**Author:** ![Soupy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Soupy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soupy)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/3 "2000-05-28T19:16:17Z")
while I still feel new. ---
**Author:** ![X-files](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/76d3ee/32.png) [@X-files](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/X-files)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/4 "2000-05-28T19:32:48Z")
and visit my thread where the ghost lies in suspended animation, _no longer able to post, but never banned._ (I got approval to “freeze” the name at a post count of 1.) _**[Not 100, not 300, not 999, but…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24460)**_ ---
**Author:** ![HotMama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/76d3ee/32.png) [@HotMama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HotMama)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/5 "2000-05-28T23:38:16Z")
Did I win the new car??? ☹ Damn, I so wanted the new car. What’s the prize for 5th? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/6 "2000-05-28T23:44:50Z")
Another newbie, reporting in. Hey, nobody ever told me I _wasn’t_ a newbie anymore so… ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/7 "2000-05-29T00:07:29Z")
Brunetter, the most annoying newbie yet! (till I hear otherwise) ---
**Author:** ![Initial\_Entry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e9a140/32.png) [@Initial\_Entry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Initial_Entry)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/8 "2000-05-29T00:36:57Z")
I’m a newbie…right? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/9 "2000-05-29T01:16:34Z")
well, I’m a newbie. makes me feel “special,” but not really in a good way. oh well, everyone has to be a newbie sometime. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/10 "2000-05-29T01:25:04Z")
I still feel pretty “newbie” with this whole 'net/web/message board thing. I’d say, “Welcome aboard, everybody else!” ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/11 "2000-05-29T01:48:45Z")
Yup yup yup…Newbie alert, right here! Is there something wrong with that? Take that smirk off your face… ---
**Author:** ![Koffing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Koffing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koffing)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/12 "2000-05-29T02:08:15Z")
Could someone define newbie? I lurked for over a year before actually posting, but I just started posting recently, and I have a low post count. ---
**Author:** ![randomlyblanks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@randomlyblanks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randomlyblanks)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/13 "2000-05-29T02:28:42Z")
Well I’ve been registered as long as Demo, yet I have a fraction of the amount of posts. I guess that’s why he’s respected and I’m not. ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/14 "2000-05-29T04:15:28Z")
I’m still a newbie. Also, nobody ever pays any attention to me, which is, of course, the main qualification. Catrandom ---
**Author:** ![Wood\_Thrush](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b38774/32.png) [@Wood\_Thrush](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wood_Thrush)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/15 "2000-05-29T04:25:53Z")
Am I a newbie? I’ve been a member several months. ---
**Author:** ![Smokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Smokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smokey)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/16 "2000-05-29T07:05:09Z")
But it feels weird to be a newbie again. I haven’t been a newbie anywhere in several months. Well, I always said I wanted to relive my youth. ---
**Author:** ![Kipper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Kipper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kipper)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/17 "2000-05-29T07:10:10Z")
Howdy. Hey is this a cheap way of getting your post count up or what? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/18 "2000-05-29T07:23:13Z")
Well, I am obviously a newbie, and if I could think of anything funny to say, I would say it. Why are we humiliating ourselves this way, anyhow? Hey, wait! I just thought of something- Oh dear, I used it in my sig line-and it probably isn’t that funny anyway. Although it cracks ME up, but maybe I’m not the best judge? Sigh ---
**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/19 "2000-05-29T07:35:53Z")
…ummmm, what caller am I? Do I win the N’Sync tickets??? ---
**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/20 "2000-05-29T09:46:49Z")
I’m a newbie. Yay. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=2)