# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![BarnStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9c0ed/32.png) [@BarnStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnStorm)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/185 "2000-07-08T20:35:14Z")
Layfayette, we are here. ---
**Author:** ![P\_G\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@P\_G\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P_G_B)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/186 "2000-07-09T00:55:45Z")
Is that TR as in Teddy Rosencrantz? Looks like a party. Let’s call it Bull Moose and run a candidate! ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a88e57/32.png) [@Wee\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Man)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/187 "2000-07-09T02:44:39Z")
I guess I should sign in too. Hey Zaphod, I love the name. ---
**Author:** ![bedhog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@bedhog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bedhog)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/188 "2000-07-09T04:58:18Z")
I’m neat, I’m quiet, and I don’t eat much. Can I stay? ---
**Author:** ![BarnStormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@BarnStormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnStormer)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/189 "2000-07-09T05:36:30Z")
Layfayette, we are here. (This is a replacement name for BarnStorm above, per TubaDiva) ---
**Author:** ![Wanderlust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc29f/32.png) [@Wanderlust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wanderlust)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/190 "2000-07-09T15:28:48Z")
This is a trip to nowhere. Oh, well, it’s not the first one I’ve booked. ---
**Author:** ![zebbmx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/958977/32.png) [@zebbmx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zebbmx)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/191 "2000-07-09T15:50:07Z")
This uh would be uh my uh 2nd POST seemes pretty new for me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Co-op](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/57b2e6/32.png) [@Co-op](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Co-op)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/192 "2000-07-11T02:20:47Z")
Newbie? What else is there? ---
**Author:** ![CoyoteFish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/67e7ee/32.png) [@CoyoteFish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoyoteFish)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/193 "2000-07-11T04:04:03Z")
Word up! I’m a newbie. What’s the opposite of a newbie, anyway? An oldie? Geez, I hope I’m a newbie for a while if that’s the alternative. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/194 "2000-07-11T13:12:24Z")
If you noticed a disturbance in the force, it was me. ChrisP One Kenobe reporting for duty sir! ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/195 "2000-07-11T13:18:00Z")
yep. I’m new. Rather obviously, I suppose. But I’ve been around for a while, reading, etc., for what it’s worth. ---
**Author:** ![Hodiggity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f07891/32.png) [@Hodiggity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hodiggity)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/196 "2000-07-11T18:30:53Z")
I echo Erika’s reply, yo. ---
**Author:** ![\_Hoops](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/ecae2f/32.png) [@\_Hoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Hoops)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/197 "2000-07-11T20:12:17Z")
Well… I’ve been lurking for months and months now. I figured what the heck, might as well just jump into this thread and make my first post right here. So… here I am… a newbie, for now. ---
**Author:** ![johnboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e47c2d/32.png) [@johnboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnboy)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/198 "2000-07-11T21:52:30Z")
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of bubble gum. I’m also a newbie. By the way, the movie that contained that quote was on TV yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![Saysha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Saysha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saysha)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/199 "2000-07-11T23:59:50Z")
I think of myself as a newbie. I mean, only a newbie would run straight into the middle of the Pit and spout, a bunch of flame worthy bs just to see what I’d get. And I got it alright. Yep. A newbie is as a newbie does. But I’m glad to be here. I like being a Doper. And a member of the SDHP, too!!! (heh heh) ---
**Author:** ![TheUnBanned](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f9ae1b/32.png) [@TheUnBanned](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnBanned)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/200 "2000-07-14T06:41:04Z")
One more for the master list. ---
**Author:** ![isopropyl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a8b319/32.png) [@isopropyl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/isopropyl)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/201 "2000-07-14T06:48:38Z")
I guess I still qualify for this. ---
**Author:** ![1\_2\_3\_4\_me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/41988e/32.png) [@1\_2\_3\_4\_me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1_2_3_4_me)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/202 "2000-07-15T14:42:26Z")
Counting the posts. ---
**Author:** ![DoZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@DoZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoZ)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/203 "2000-07-16T02:31:17Z")
Close to really posting, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Mxyzptlk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@Mr\_Mxyzptlk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Mxyzptlk)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/204 "2000-07-17T02:02:11Z")
Newbie here sir. Is being a newbie anything like being a virgin? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=11)