# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![BlindFaithe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a4c791/32.png) [@BlindFaithe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlindFaithe)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/245 "2000-08-06T22:07:31Z")
_Stands adjusts leather chaps_ Excuse me, one side, mind your leg … sorry about that, hehe … move over, let me by … newbie taking center stage here … _ahem … throat clearing noise_ Hi! I’m Blind … _room responds, HI Blind!_ … and I’m a message boardaholic. \*crowd gasps. someone from the group shouts, _This is the anit-net group, you want next door!"_ hehehe _goes next door_ Hi! I’m Blind and I’m a message boardaholic. I post day and night, often from my closet. While out with friends, all I can think about is posting on a message board, any board. When I’m on one board, I’m thinking of where I’ll post next. To be sure of a constant supply, I’ve registered under several alias’. I often wake up (keyboard imprint on my face) and not know where I’ve posted, or with whom I was with. If I don’t post for more than a couple hours, my hands shake and I see purple bats hanging from all the door knobs. I post only socially and am not addicted. I can quit at any time. Thank you. _sits and searches room for a computer_ ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/246 "2000-08-07T04:22:49Z")
My name is andygirl, and I’m a communist. Wait, that’s not right. I’m a newbie. Now… how long does it take to not be a newbie? andygirl ---
**Author:** ![Show\_Biz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Show\_Biz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Show_Biz)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/247 "2000-08-07T05:27:07Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Show\_Biz 05-28-2000 12:07 PM_ > \*\*Like Will Rogers, “I never met a man I didn’t like”, except I’ll include women and children (sorry W.C. Fields) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![zenith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zenith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zenith)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/248 "2000-08-09T05:17:34Z")
Another newbie checking in. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/249 "2000-08-09T12:34:15Z")
I’ve been here 3 whole days now but I was having so much fun at the bar fight that I neglected to check in. Well most of it was fun but I still haven’t fully recovered from the hangover. That and having to keep Godzilla in my bra for so long caused quite a rash… . . ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/250 "2000-08-09T13:09:03Z")
Okay, boss, what next? ---
**Author:** ![imsodun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@imsodun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imsodun)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/251 "2000-08-09T20:06:10Z")
Been away for awhile. Nice to be back and see that “newbies” do count. Mostly I lurk. Thanks for being here ---
**Author:** ![shorin-ryu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shorin-ryu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shorin-ryu)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/252 "2000-08-09T20:29:01Z")
Yet another newbie… ---
**Author:** ![Spider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Spider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/253 "2000-08-09T20:35:44Z")
Spider, reporting as ordered, SIR! ---
**Author:** ![Levi\_Fuller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Levi\_Fuller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Levi_Fuller)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/254 "2000-08-09T20:43:09Z")
I’m so new this is my first post. Actually, I’ve been registered for a long time and never got around to posting, partly because I was kind of chagrined to have semi-accidentally used my real name as my user name. Anyhow, here I am. ---
**Author:** ![CarlHollywood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@CarlHollywood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarlHollywood)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/255 "2000-08-09T23:09:55Z")
New type person here. ---
**Author:** ![darkcool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@darkcool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darkcool)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/256 "2000-08-10T04:59:19Z")
I prefer the term: Newbster, speaking for myself. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/257 "2000-08-10T07:25:07Z")
Age/sex/state check… Heheh, newbie enough for ya? ---
**Author:** ![Amthystre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Amthystre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amthystre)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/258 "2000-08-10T08:50:05Z")
Aye Aye Skipper another newbie reporting for action. ---
**Author:** ![a\_young\_Morgan\_Fairchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/da6949/32.png) [@a\_young\_Morgan\_Fairchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a_young_Morgan_Fairchild)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/259 "2000-08-12T02:30:33Z")
This is a good place to start, among the newbies. ---
**Author:** ![Zinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e95f7d/32.png) [@Zinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zinger)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/260 "2000-08-12T04:01:40Z")
I don’t feel like a newbie, but here I am… working on my post count… ---
**Author:** ![barflyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@barflyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barflyer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/261 "2000-08-12T04:18:42Z")
The barflyer has arrived! Just try to get rid of me. ---
**Author:** ![S\_or\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@S\_or\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/S_or_L)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/262 "2000-08-14T05:56:25Z")
\*Hold on, I’m a comin’. I’ll be there With a love that will rescue you ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/263 "2000-08-14T23:57:34Z")
Great to be able to register to an esteemed list…this is my second post, the first being about a minute ago. ---
**Author:** ![ShakeNBake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@ShakeNBake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShakeNBake)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/264 "2000-08-15T05:41:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by darkcool \* > \*\*I prefer the term: Newbster, speaking for myself. > \*\* You can speak for me, too. Any word that ends in “ie” is unworthy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=14)