# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Darqangelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@Darqangelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darqangelle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/285 "2000-08-21T16:53:09Z")
I was unaware of a list to sign into… BUT HERE I AM!!! …everybody happy happy?? ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/286 "2000-08-21T18:04:08Z")
Master List of Newbies? What’s next? Submit dental records? ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/287 "2000-08-21T20:32:26Z")
Sorry I’m late - registered last September and have been lurking since then, but too shy to post until recently. I am familiar with every regular on this board but intimidated by the hierarchy. ---
**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/288 "2000-08-21T20:37:38Z")
Sir! Newbie reporting for duty Sir! ---
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/289 "2000-08-21T22:30:18Z")
freakyfreaky ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/290 "2000-08-22T02:59:59Z")
Okay…I’m here, too. I’ll admit it. Been lurking for many moons. See, it _wasn’t_ just the house settling. ---
**Author:** ![Carpe\_Felem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@Carpe\_Felem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carpe_Felem)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/291 "2000-08-22T03:05:06Z")
This little gizmo here? This is it? What happens if you push this buh ---
**Author:** ![Sunup\_Cheerful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sunup\_Cheerful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunup_Cheerful)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/292 "2000-08-23T02:56:41Z")
Here I am! Now what can I ask that hasn’t been? Hmm… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Saint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@The\_Saint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Saint)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/293 "2000-08-26T08:10:03Z")
I came, I saw, I went home with souvenirs. ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/294 "2000-08-27T06:20:02Z")
Wumpidy wump wump… i spose im a new newbie bin here 2 days, i think, i can’t even remember, d’ah well ---
**Author:** ![richman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5e9695/32.png) [@richman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/richman)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/295 "2000-08-27T06:20:06Z")
I may be new, but I’m not lost. I’m a quick study. ---
**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/296 "2000-08-27T15:24:11Z")
OK, I’ll join. ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/297 "2000-08-27T20:30:07Z")
I’ve been too shy to post, since I registered under a tongue-in-cheek name I’d been using on another site and I’ve been afraid I’d be expected to live up to it here. I could always re-register as “Self-Deprecating Geek,” but that’s a tad too long. Someday I may feel at home enough to add a signature. ---
**Author:** ![SILENT-BOB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@SILENT-BOB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SILENT-BOB)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/298 "2000-08-27T23:52:16Z")
🆒 ---
**Author:** ![iksova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/59ef9b/32.png) [@iksova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iksova)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/299 "2000-09-01T02:20:05Z")
New too…there are SOOOOO many of us. I think we could take over the world!!! Or at least ‘Survivor’ island… PUT ME ON THE LIST!!! ---
**Author:** ![Angie\_Gailbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@Angie\_Gailbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angie_Gailbird)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/300 "2000-09-01T18:13:24Z")
I was also told to explain to everyone here that the “gailbird” part of my name is something my parents used to call me when I was a baby. My mom thought you all might think I was a jailbird. ---
**Author:** ![iksova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/59ef9b/32.png) [@iksova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iksova)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/301 "2000-09-01T18:45:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angie Gailbird \* > \*\*I was also told to explain to everyone here that the “gailbird” part of my name is something my parents used to call me when I was a baby. My mom thought you all might think I was a jailbird. \*\* Is your mother a doper too? ---
**Author:** ![Prosser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@Prosser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prosser)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/302 "2000-09-01T18:53:34Z")
Oh what the hell. Allo all! ---
**Author:** ![DuhMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DuhMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DuhMan)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/303 "2000-09-01T18:58:31Z")
Hello, hello. Another newbie making myself known. Do with me what you wish. Duh ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/304 "2000-09-01T19:09:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Is your mother a doper too? Yep, she’s my baby. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=16)