# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/305 "2000-09-01T19:12:24Z")
Yet another newbie, signing on. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DZ42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c0e974/32.png) [@DZ42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DZ42)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/306 "2000-09-01T19:19:30Z")
Newbie poster, but a lurker since AOL days. Does that count for anything? ---
**Author:** ![DZ42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c0e974/32.png) [@DZ42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DZ42)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/307 "2000-09-01T19:23:00Z")
OK - what happened to my sig? It’s broken. See if it works this time… ---
**Author:** ![kjorsty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kjorsty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kjorsty)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/308 "2000-09-01T19:56:46Z")
anyone here? i heard this was the place for newbie orientation. hello? _crickets chirping_ ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/309 "2000-09-01T21:00:30Z")
So what is the proper spelling? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/310 "2000-09-01T23:18:57Z")
I would like to amnnounce that I am a Newbian. From, er, Newbia. Thenk you veddy much. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/311 "2000-09-02T04:27:35Z")
Uh, hey buddy, is this the end of the line here? I wouldn’t want to cut in front of anyone. 😛 Private Newbie, reporting as ordered sir! Brand new poster, but long time lurker (um, that sounds like something for the vaguely creepy thread…) “What do I do with all this pollen?” “Huh?” “Aren’t we making honey?” “It’s NEWBIES, not NEW BEES!!!” :wally ---
**Author:** ![Dragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/312 "2000-09-02T22:37:33Z")
I see I am one of a long line of newbies here, damn and I thought I was special. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/313 "2000-09-02T22:57:48Z")
Hello D: ---
**Author:** ![Leah\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Leah\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leah_Zero)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/314 "2000-09-03T19:02:39Z")
Feckless newbie flings self into SDMB fray. Three injured. Movie at 11. ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/315 "2000-09-03T19:40:11Z")
Really new newbie! Glad to be here! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CaptWed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/57b2e6/32.png) [@CaptWed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptWed)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/316 "2000-09-03T19:48:02Z")
You can’t be more of a newbie than me! Glad to be here! ---
**Author:** ![Kalahari\_Khala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c77e96/32.png) [@Kalahari\_Khala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalahari_Khala)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/317 "2000-09-04T01:30:42Z")
I’m in. You can’t get newer than 1. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Pit\_and\_The\_Pendulum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@The\_Pit\_and\_The\_Pendulum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Pit_and_The_Pendulum)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/318 "2000-09-04T19:28:16Z")
I’ve seen this list here and now I’m on it. O the glory! ---
**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/319 "2000-09-04T19:52:31Z")
**Hi!** ::smiles brightly:: Say… when exactly do we _stop_ being newbies? ---
**Author:** ![SherBabes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@SherBabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SherBabes)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/321 "2000-09-06T17:10:56Z")
So… if this is my first post, which would qualify me as a “Newbie”… wouldn’t the post itself inadvertently revoke that status??? Just when I thought I was “getting it”… ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/322 "2000-09-06T17:22:11Z")
Hi! ---
**Author:** ![JTR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee59a6/32.png) [@JTR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JTR)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/323 "2000-09-06T18:45:45Z")
I’m a newbie. ---
**Author:** ![vincenz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/48db29/32.png) [@vincenz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vincenz)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/324 "2000-09-07T02:47:11Z")
Answering the call. ---
**Author:** ![BasketCase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@BasketCase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BasketCase)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/325 "2000-09-10T19:03:10Z")
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