# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![turner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@turner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/turner)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/326 "2000-09-10T23:51:42Z")
I’m here–been lookin’ for a while, but just signed up ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/327 "2000-09-11T00:18:06Z")
Hm, guess I overlooked this thread too. Hi! I’m new too. Hey, when did I pass 100? And I still don’t have a pithy sigline. Why doesn’t anyone tell me these things? ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/328 "2000-09-11T01:02:19Z")
Yada yada yada ---
**Author:** ![TracyMarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@TracyMarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TracyMarie)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/329 "2000-09-11T01:43:53Z")
Here I am. Signed and accounted for. Peace, Tracy ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/330 "2000-09-11T02:01:28Z")
New member since August 2000, but was lurking for nearly a year before that. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/331 "2000-09-11T02:05:24Z")
My name is particlewill and I am a _snif_ Newbie. I hope this program can help me overcome this social stigma…and maybe get me a witty sig… ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/332 "2000-09-11T05:59:38Z")
Yo! Newbie over here! ---
**Author:** ![Adriatic\_Ionian\_AEgean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Adriatic\_Ionian\_AEgean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adriatic_Ionian_AEgean)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/333 "2000-09-25T05:55:49Z")
I wasn’t really sure about it, but then somebody said they liked it, so it stays a while. * * * “The people of Crete unfortunately make more history than they can consume locally.” - Arlington Stringham, MP ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/334 "2000-09-25T09:38:51Z")
There’s no point in introducing myself in a witty way. Hello. I am a newbie. See? ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b38774/32.png) [@Girl\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/335 "2000-09-25T10:47:50Z")
\*\* newbie here who just figured out how to bold things \*\* - and do italics \* and even underline if i want next mission: conquer the search feature ---
**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/336 "2000-09-25T12:33:36Z")
Hello, don’t mind me, just following the herd instinct. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/337 "2000-09-25T17:56:26Z")
Woo hoo… me too! Hiya all. ---
**Author:** ![Belle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a698b9/32.png) [@Belle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belle)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/338 "2000-09-25T18:12:26Z")
Okay - I wanna be in too… What’s next? ---
**Author:** ![orion007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@orion007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orion007)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/339 "2000-09-25T19:13:50Z")
umm… you know what would be cool? If I knew what I should write here 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/340 "2000-09-25T19:50:36Z")
Booyah, Grandma! ---
**Author:** ![Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ee59a6/32.png) [@Intriguing\_Question\_Mark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intriguing_Question_Mark)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/341 "2000-09-27T15:14:02Z")
Just found this. I was new but now I’m not so new, but I guess I can still be considered new, I…aw hell. Hello everyone 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/342 "2000-09-27T19:54:30Z")
No way in hell am I reading through ALL these posts, but I hereby decalre myself a NEWBIE! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/343 "2000-09-28T04:09:30Z")
Bumbazine wanders over to see what all the commotion is about, decides he’s in the right place, and heads for the bar. “How y’all doin?, got any dark beer?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/344 "2000-09-28T04:13:25Z")
“Damn, my sig fell off. Just a second” (_Oof, crash, tinkle, THUD_) “There!” ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/345 "2000-09-28T04:17:03Z")
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