# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/346 "2000-09-28T04:35:15Z")
newbie… hm… low post count, inability to do special things like post links, recently registered, get no respect… yep. that’s me alright. “if it walks like a newbie…” ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/347 "2000-09-28T06:56:47Z")
probably i should sign this…my name is anya marie and i too am a newbie. see you around. \<\<\\>\> ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/348 "2000-09-29T01:47:34Z")
uhhh… A lot of people call me the cruiser cuz I like fast cars and fast women. OK, OK, that’s a tired old movie quote, but jeez you really put me on the spot. ---
**Author:** ![barflyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@barflyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barflyer)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/350 "2000-10-08T16:03:38Z")
They’re trying to get a poster count somewhere else, and they reminded me I hadn’t signed this list yet. Hope I’m still a newbie at 112! (sounds old, doesn’t it?) ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/351 "2000-10-08T17:48:59Z")
I’ve lost that newbie feeling. Oh, that newbie feeling… ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/352 "2000-10-08T18:11:36Z")
Hi everybody! (Hi Dr. Nick!) ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/353 "2000-10-09T04:04:27Z")
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**Author:** ![Jedi\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@Jedi\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jedi_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/354 "2000-10-09T05:24:33Z")
yay for newbies! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![infinitii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e8c25b/32.png) [@infinitii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/infinitii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/355 "2000-10-09T06:27:21Z")
im a newbie, look at my post number ---
**Author:** ![BrothaTJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@BrothaTJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrothaTJ)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/356 "2000-10-09T07:18:07Z")
Ahem. Boy this thread came back from the dead. I’ve been here for 5 months but I’m still a newbie. I think… I finally added a sig though, that made me feel special. ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/357 "2000-10-09T09:50:33Z")
_bows_ Me newbie. loons ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/358 "2000-10-09T10:32:00Z")
Hi. ---
**Author:** ![Bubba\_Ray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bubba\_Ray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubba_Ray)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/359 "2000-10-09T11:19:15Z")
Hi…I’m new :hides behind his Chair: ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/360 "2000-10-09T11:23:53Z")
Suppose I’d better sign this ---
**Author:** ![Pergau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7c8e57/32.png) [@Pergau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pergau)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/361 "2000-10-09T13:35:22Z")
I don’t feel new, in fact I’ve already had one careful owner. ---
**Author:** ![User\_10K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@User\_10K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/User_10K)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/362 "2000-10-14T03:01:46Z")
This is one list I want to get on while I still can. My count is growing 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Thrashbarg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Thrashbarg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thrashbarg)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/363 "2000-10-14T05:07:49Z")
I resent the term ‘newbie’!! I prefer **'Reformed Lurker’** Thrashbarg * * * I’m staying sigless until someone acknowledges me! ---
**Author:** ![LadyAnubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47774/32.png) [@LadyAnubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LadyAnubis)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/364 "2000-10-15T00:18:09Z")
:::signing the Master List::: Yay, a board to which I am definitely qualified to post, having only 4 posts to my record, most of which were wasted tests. Someday maybe I can change my sig to “you like me … you really **like** me!” ---
**Author:** ![PuRpLe\_PrIdE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c77e96/32.png) [@PuRpLe\_PrIdE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PuRpLe_PrIdE)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/365 "2000-10-15T04:07:26Z")
HI, I am a newbie. * * * nart fack ---
**Author:** ![Crawdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@Crawdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crawdad)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/366 "2000-10-16T20:42:42Z")
Almost forgot to check in myself! Hi, everybody! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=19)