# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/21 "2000-05-29T11:24:48Z")
I’ve had over 90 posts, have lurked awhile (over a month) but have only registered a week ago. You decide if I’m an newbie or not. ---
**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/22 "2000-05-29T11:30:26Z")
Oh yeah. I’d like to point out that “:D” is the coolest username I’ve seen so far… ---
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/23 "2000-05-29T13:08:53Z")
Reporting as ordered…er, or was that a request…a plea? Damn I just don’t get the nuances around here. Better post though. Because if I’m not a newbie…and I’m not an veteran of the aol days…and I’m not a troll or a sock puppet…I may have no identity at all and be just one of the Teeming Millions. But then, that’s honor enough for anyone, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Anonymous\_c38f64651bbfc0fca993c5b066c30099](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a698b9/32.png) [@Anonymous\_c38f64651bbfc0fca993c5b066c30099](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_c38f64651bbfc0fca993c5b066c30099)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/24 "2000-05-29T13:29:46Z")
Well, I’m new. Good one X-files. Suspended Animation- Walt Disney would be proud. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/25 "2000-05-29T13:45:29Z")
Newbie to this, my favorite inter-active website. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/26 "2000-05-29T13:53:01Z")
I was going to post to this yesterday but could think of nothing appropriately clever (don’t hold your breath, I’m still sort of letting the team down in this regard)… Anyway, count me in… ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/27 "2000-05-29T14:03:04Z")
It’s all a government plot to keep tabs and collect information on you! I know it seems like a harmless enough post just to see who’s new and welcome the newbies, but I warn you, they are just out to find out who you are and implant tracking and mind-reading devices in your brain while you sleep, so whatever you do, DO NOT POST HERE . . . dammit. I did it too. Oh, hell, when in Rome . . . Newbie #25 reporting for duty. ---
**Author:** ![\_D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/71c47a/32.png) [@\_D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_D)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/28 "2000-05-29T14:06:31Z")
\*\*The MASTER LIST (Newvies only) so far: 😃 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 7 Show\_Biz \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 84 evernewbie \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 70 X-files \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 51 HotMama \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 2 Democritus \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Oct 1999 Posts: 1554 Brunetter \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 29 Initial Entry \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 131 ssskuggiii \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Apr 2000 Posts: 15 beatle \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Apr 1999 Posts: 2228 Monster104 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Apr 2000 Posts: 37 Koffing \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Oct 1999 Posts: 64 poogas21 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Oct 1999 Posts: 53 Catrandom \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Jul 1999 Posts: 846 Wood Thrush \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Mar 2000 Posts: 95 Smokey \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 7 Kipper \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Apr 2000 Posts: 18 Scotticher \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 13 jubei2k \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 14 AndYrAStar \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 16 DRY \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 92 AndYrAStar \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 16 as\_u\_wish \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Mar 2000 Posts: 92 ¦:o) \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 7 Annie-Xmas \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Apr 2000 Posts: 86 Bob Cos \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Mar 2000 Posts: 24 BratMan007\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_Apr 2000 Posts: 61 ---
**Author:** ![kiffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d78d45/32.png) [@kiffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiffa)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/29 "2000-05-29T15:08:06Z")
Nice service, thanks. However, in time newbies will become just like all the other old dopesters. This means that you will need to keep this list up to date, n’est-ce pas? What’s your criteria for being a newbie or oldbie? - it looks like you decided that it will be self defined - that’s ok. Next question, how is this list going to be integrated to the Master List and Master List II? Last question: Is it worth effort to sign up here and over there as well? ---
**Author:** ![Tink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/58956e/32.png) [@Tink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tink)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/30 "2000-05-29T15:19:08Z")
Hey, You forgot me!😃 ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/31 "2000-05-29T15:58:52Z")
I’m still a newbie, too (I think). . . ---
**Author:** ![Grendel69](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7bcc69/32.png) [@Grendel69](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grendel69)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/32 "2000-05-29T18:27:07Z")
I wish I had a cool name (in real life). Whenever my friend Michael Flood (who graduated college today!!!) answers a role call, he says, “Flood, as in the natural disaster.” sigh ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/33 "2000-05-29T18:47:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Well I’ve been registered as long as Demo, yet I have a fraction of the amount of posts. I guess that’s why he’s respected and I’m not. > \*\* Respected???!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!! Thanks anyway though… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/34 "2000-05-29T19:54:53Z")
I’m still very newbie-ish, to the message board anyway. I’m a Cecil fan from way back. And please people don’t feed Demo’s head, I have to live with this man. xoxo ---
**Author:** ![Eposia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Eposia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eposia)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/35 "2000-05-29T22:55:55Z")
After reading all the posted archives (before they changed the format), I decided to see what other mischief I could get into here at the Online Straight Dope, and thus… Yet Another Newbie was born. Beannachti! Eposia ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/36 "2000-05-30T00:10:57Z")
_weg_ Newbie here! We’re takin over the boards! ---
**Author:** ![Jetty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4da419/32.png) [@Jetty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jetty)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/37 "2000-05-30T01:51:01Z")
Sign me up! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CreoSote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@CreoSote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CreoSote)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/38 "2000-05-30T02:02:30Z")
Hmmm, I may qualify. Private Newbie! Reporting for duty, SIR! _Rimmer style, really long wavy salute_   Morkster ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/39 "2000-05-30T03:57:15Z")
Guilty as charged. But so proud to be one of the teeming dozens. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/40 "2000-05-30T06:05:42Z")
Hell, if beatle’s a newbie, I must be also. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=3)