# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![InsanityIncarnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7cd45c/32.png) [@InsanityIncarnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InsanityIncarnate)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/41 "2000-05-30T06:29:49Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaha…ha…h…a…ha –BREATH– HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… HAHAHAHAHAH [several (read as many) instances of “HA” removed from post to eliminate screen wrap by UncleBeer 5/30/00) ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/42 "2000-05-30T07:42:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > \*\* > DRY \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ May 2000 Posts: 92 > \*\* Make that 116. I mean…117. And if I didn’t have to come back here to work tomorrow, who knows how high it’d be? ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/43 "2000-05-30T10:01:53Z")
oh oooh ooooh… puh-leeeze can I be on the list, can I, can I, can I? ---
**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/44 "2000-05-30T12:08:06Z")
> [@](#): > > (No date limit, no post limit, it’s all in your head, anyway.) If you’re a newbie, please sign on to this Master List of Newbies Might as well chime in…me too! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/45 "2000-05-30T13:14:22Z")
_Drags in cooler. Stops. Mops brow dramatically. Motions to contents as she kicks cooler open_ Um…anybody thirsty? Help yourself. Somebody else’ll have to get the nachos. struuter ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/46 "2000-05-30T15:50:50Z")
_handing plate of SuperNachos to struuter and grabbing a frosty Bud Light_ Thanks for the brew, struut! What’s happenin’? ---
**Author:** ![Sivapithecus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@Sivapithecus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sivapithecus)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/47 "2000-05-30T16:10:07Z")
Here I come, get out my way! ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/48 "2000-05-30T16:14:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Could someone define newbie? I lurked for over a year before actually posting, but I just started posting recently, and I have a low post count. > \*\* I agree. I’ve lurked for a while before posting. Please define newbie. If I am, then here I am! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/49 "2000-05-30T16:44:20Z")
Add me, although I feel like I’ve been here forever. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/50 "2000-05-30T17:09:56Z")
well, aside from this little shindig, nothing much. Thanks for the nachos. And thanks for asking. We’ll all have to do this more often. I don’t drink beer and somebody’s got to drink it, so help yourselves. Just save me a coke. struuter ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/51 "2000-05-30T17:25:03Z")
Call me a midlifecrisis-bie. Been around a bit, post infrequently, hungry for respect, lookin’ for love in all the wrong places … No, wait. Not that. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/52 "2000-05-30T18:18:44Z")
Newbie comin’ through, can’t stay, just stopped by to sign in… Thanks, nice ta meetcha, thank you, my pleasure, thank you, you too, great - we’ll talk soon, thank you, have a nice day… Struuter, please do not concern yourself with all that extra beer, I’ll have it taken care of in no time. Sili ---
**Author:** ![Spolvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spolvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spolvy)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/53 "2000-05-30T18:20:40Z")
ooooh! Count me in! I wanna play too! Or will I have to fill out some long and useless census form? ---
**Author:** ![Vivamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Vivamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vivamus)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/54 "2000-05-30T18:39:47Z")
Anyone else prefer the term ‘neophyte’? That ‘newbie’ thingie smacks of ‘Weebles’, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/55 "2000-05-30T19:50:31Z")
I hate the whole essence of sneer attached to “newbie” ! I mean, it’s never said in a complimentary way! Maybe “outsider” is more what they’re thinking. ---
**Author:** ![Oat\_Willie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/85e7bf/32.png) [@Oat\_Willie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oat_Willie)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/56 "2000-05-30T20:04:16Z")
Better count me in now, I’ll forget later. At the rate I post, I’ll be a newbie a long time, so I’d better be on the list. ---
**Author:** ![billyt123](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@billyt123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billyt123)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/57 "2000-05-30T20:37:19Z")
…and I am a newbie ---
**Author:** ![Sledman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Sledman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sledman)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/58 "2000-05-30T20:48:01Z")
Word to the newbies. At least we aren’t double posting here…yet. I brought brats anyone got a grill? Now where are those cold Bud Lights? ---
**Author:** ![Proudest\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/proudest_monkey/32/13257_2.png) [@Proudest\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Proudest_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/59 "2000-05-30T23:43:22Z")
Yay! I can register as an official newbie and work on the ol’ post count at the same time! Julie ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/60 "2000-05-31T06:26:39Z")
I registered an hour ago. Is that new enough? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=4)