# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/61 "2000-05-31T07:10:36Z")
Hey! Nobody ever did anything like this for me when I was a newbie! Oh, and thanks for the bratwurst. _plunks a bottle of spicy mustard on the table_ Anyone got any kraut? ---
**Author:** ![BarnStormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@BarnStormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnStormer)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/62 "2000-05-31T07:35:38Z")
Well, I’m starting here at post#1, so you remember that! ---
**Author:** ![Sledman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Sledman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sledman)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/63 "2000-05-31T13:27:07Z")
Kraut? Where’s the… Don’t tell me I forgot the…DOH!!! My bad but at least the Johsonville’s. Hey this spicy mustard rocks. ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/64 "2000-05-31T15:18:20Z")
I lurk here occasionally, but haven’t posted much. Mainly because I keep forgetting my password. But here I am, signing in. I will sit down and be counted. ---
**Author:** ![gold1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gold1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gold1)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/65 "2000-05-31T15:32:04Z")
So, count me in as your one of your “labeled” newbies,whose only crime was shyness and poor typing skills. I am here! gold1 ---
**Author:** ![monkeylucifer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/66 "2000-05-31T16:41:33Z")
I may be a newbie here, but goshdarn it…I’ve remember serial connections through a UNIX server…back when the “World Wide Web” was a little experimental part of the net and you had to use Lynx to access…with not graphics might I add…all text interface. So you may brand me a newbie, but sir, I am harden veteran. ---
**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/67 "2000-05-31T20:23:45Z")
…please don’t hurt me. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/68 "2000-06-02T05:33:15Z")
Since few newbies will find this thread buried on page two, I’ll make a mudane and pointless (story of my life!) post. ---
**Author:** ![Water\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecae2f/32.png) [@Water\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Water_Boy)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/69 "2000-06-03T20:56:08Z")
I’m a newbie. Can we see another “condensed” list? Or is smiley done. (Does look like a lot of work on a long thread) ---
**Author:** ![JuanDeCuba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@JuanDeCuba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuanDeCuba)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/70 "2000-06-03T21:26:43Z")
I believe I qualify. ---
**Author:** ![PattyCake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9adbd/32.png) [@PattyCake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PattyCake)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/71 "2000-06-03T22:47:10Z")
Post number 2! That’s pretty darn new! Hello everyone! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![galadriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c89c15/32.png) [@galadriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galadriel)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/72 "2000-06-04T00:27:01Z")
Sorry - I think I win the newest newbie prize.😃 First post ever (in fact, first time ever on this message board!) Nice t’meet y’all!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/73 "2000-06-04T01:50:20Z")
Been lurking for a month or so, but just started posting… ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/74 "2000-06-04T02:15:17Z")
**galadriel**! You were the “Please welcome our newest member” when I came on the MB this evening. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/75 "2000-06-04T04:13:08Z")
I don’t get any more newbie than this. Tripler reports I am present and accounted for, sir! :\ ---
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/76 "2000-06-04T04:29:53Z")
Checking in. ---
**Author:** ![Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oncle_Biere_1)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/77 "2000-06-04T05:20:17Z")
I’m a newbie. \*\*:D, a brewski for youski! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Baglady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/78 "2000-06-05T07:04:58Z")
**Hi, my name is Baglady, and I’m a newbie.** [Everybody in chorus] ``` Hi Baglady. ``` [/Everybody in chorus] Thagyouverybuch. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/79 "2000-06-05T09:19:46Z")
I’m a newbie. I’m here. Whoop-de-do. Is this some bizarre ritual, or just a head count? What defines a newbie, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![MrC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@MrC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrC)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/80 "2000-06-05T23:05:05Z")
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