# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Holly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Buddy\_Holly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buddy_Holly)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/81 "2000-06-06T02:36:04Z")
Count me in. I’ve been a regular visitor to the site for a while but abstained from the message boards because I had a feeling I would get horribly addicted. However, now school’s out, so I think it’s time to join the fray… ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/82 "2000-06-06T03:03:12Z")
Newbie reporting for head count. ::salute:: Just for future reference… Just what exactly is a sock puppet? ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/83 "2000-06-06T03:06:21Z")
You don’t really have to answer that. I know 😉 . I just thought it sounded very newbie-ish. ---
**Author:** ![learae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@learae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/learae)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/84 "2000-06-06T06:25:32Z")
Hi, I am undoubtedly still a newbie…I lurked for several months. Originally started to read the board when it was on AOL…a year ago last January. I couldn’t get there from here…(no AOL access), and was glad when I rediscovered it again. Used to love to read pldennison. Noticed he was back not too long ago… I’ve been very busy lately, and I haven’t even had time to read the boards for quite awhile. Decided to stick my head in tonight…(this morning?). Glad to see all are doing well. Hi to everyone. Hope things quiet down, and I can come by more often. learae ---
**Author:** ![Rock-n-Rolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/22d042/32.png) [@Rock-n-Rolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock-n-Rolga)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/85 "2000-06-06T06:41:34Z")
Long time lurking, short time posting. Hi! ---
**Author:** ![CreaseMunky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@CreaseMunky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CreaseMunky)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/86 "2000-06-06T11:33:13Z")
Okay, who ordered the newbie? I’m here. But remember–I’m not into that kinky stuff. Usually. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/87 "2000-06-06T12:55:18Z")
I are speshil cuz I are new. ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/88 "2000-06-06T17:18:24Z")
Well, I guess I’m new. Haudi, all. ---
**Author:** ![in2deep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/848f3c/32.png) [@in2deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/in2deep)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/89 "2000-06-06T19:16:30Z")
or, is it the boobie prize? god, it’s great to be a virgin again! ---
**Author:** ![in2deep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/848f3c/32.png) [@in2deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/in2deep)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/90 "2000-06-06T19:17:32Z")
or, is it the boobie prize? god, it’s great to be a virgin again! ---
**Author:** ![DJScherr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DJScherr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DJScherr)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/91 "2000-06-06T19:28:24Z")
I think I still got the young tag. ---
**Author:** ![InTheStars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e56c9b/32.png) [@InTheStars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InTheStars)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/92 "2000-06-06T19:51:00Z")
Woohoo! Number 3 - Yes, its been a long, hard climb to the top, but… ok, ok, I’ll sit down now. Glad to be here! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/93 "2000-06-07T01:32:07Z")
I still thinkof myself as a newbie. Hey - you’re only as new as the material you post! … … oh god… ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/94 "2000-06-07T01:47:04Z")
“I will tell you the greatest secret…Mirrors are the doors through which Death comes and goes. Besides, look at yourself in the mirror throughout your life and you will see Death at work like bees in a glass hive.” ``` --Jean Cocteau ``` How I wish I could really be new. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Pebs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Johnny\_Pebs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Pebs)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/95 "2000-06-07T02:11:37Z")
Newbie Pebs reporting. BTW one of the older denizens said I needed to bring back a left handed smoke shifter… ---
**Author:** ![PRISM02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@PRISM02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PRISM02)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/96 "2000-06-07T02:49:03Z")
I suppose I had best join the rolls of the **newbies**. ---
**Author:** ![And\_Salt\_to\_You](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@And\_Salt\_to\_You](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/And_Salt_to_You)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/98 "2000-06-11T18:49:37Z")
Great! So I’m a newbie now? I’m RETIRED, and don’t you forget it. No hazing shit for me. I can still whup any ass on board. Right after my nap. ---
**Author:** ![Brea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@Brea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brea)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/99 "2000-06-12T04:38:53Z")
And I’m a newbie. So where’s this 12-step thing I keep hearing about? What? Wrong room? Oops! Sorry, I’ll be going now… ---
**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/100 "2000-06-12T05:11:14Z")
Newbies unite! No longer will we be flamed and berated as trolls! Let us overthrow the evil oppressive overlord moderators! Down with the administrators! Death to anyone with more than 1000 posts! (No wait, forget that last one, I might hit that mark at some point. Hmmm and no killing the admin either since then we wouldn’t have a board. Or the mods since without them there would be a troll infestation. And…ah screw it. ---
**Author:** ![shadowbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@shadowbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shadowbear)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/101 "2000-06-12T08:30:08Z")
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