# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Aphotic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Aphotic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aphotic)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/102 "2000-06-12T10:11:11Z")
I’m a “Newbie” at last! I feel really, really special now. At last I’m a member of upstanding, smart and gifted people. All my psychological problems have been fixed! To celebrate I’m going to turn off all the lights in the house! Yay! ---
**Author:** ![SoSueMe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SoSueMe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoSueMe)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/103 "2000-06-12T17:01:38Z")
I’m certainly new, since I don’t know what the list is for but I still want to be on it. I do see non-newbies, though, so maybe it actually does something. ---
**Author:** ![Nika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ba9def/32.png) [@Nika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nika)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/104 "2000-06-12T17:38:55Z")
HI I am a newbie, but I just found this. So I am signing in!! Hello to all fellow newbies? ---
**Author:** ![Show\_Biz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Show\_Biz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Show_Biz)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/105 "2000-06-13T03:50:46Z")
Sign me up. (I forget, if I’m already on the list, consider this a boost.) ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/106 "2000-06-13T14:19:31Z")
If I have already had my ass handed to me on a rusty platter in the Pit (see “Indians are Destroying the Environment” thread), am I still a newbie? I sure feel like one (albeit with a few scars). There’s a certain perverse satisfaction in being flamed your first week as a poster. ---
**Author:** ![DippyMonger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@DippyMonger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DippyMonger)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/107 "2000-06-13T15:43:09Z")
I think I qualify for newbie status. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/108 "2000-06-13T18:06:31Z")
I guess I’m a newbie. I’ve been lurking for a while (a few months) but untl the SETI thread I saw no reason to post (read: I had nothing intelligent to say. Not that I do now, but I try.). Patrick ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/109 "2000-06-13T19:15:18Z")
No one will read this far down, so I guess I’m free to make up outrageous lies about myself. ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/110 "2000-06-13T19:46:17Z")
I’m right behind ya, CrankyAsAnOldMan, you old sourpuss ;). ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/111 "2000-06-13T19:56:13Z")
Max the Immortal here. I’ve been lurking around here for a few months. I ought to post something soon… ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/113 "2000-06-13T20:01:37Z")
I refuse to post here just to get my post count up. Oh crap. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/114 "2000-06-14T10:39:12Z")
_waves from comfy corner_ Hi everyone! As you can see, this is my very first post. Be kind to me. I bruise easily. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/115 "2000-06-14T15:45:35Z")
n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-newbie! ---
**Author:** ![Americhronic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d2c977/32.png) [@Americhronic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Americhronic)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/116 "2000-06-14T15:55:08Z")
What’s a newbie? ---
**Author:** ![Baglady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/117 "2000-06-15T03:36:07Z")
BTW how do we pronounce your name? “Grin”? It’s kind of like Prince, the Artist Formerly Using the Symbol Formerly Known as Prince. I mean, how did you pronounce his symbol? So are you like “the Poster known as :D”??? ---
**Author:** ![MattTheCroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MattTheCroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MattTheCroc)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/118 "2000-06-15T12:39:43Z")
Long time listener, first time caller… (well, close enough, anyway…) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/119 "2000-06-15T13:29:23Z")
Newbie 2,453,236 reporting as requested. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Poirot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@Poirot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poirot)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/120 "2000-06-15T17:51:58Z")
Here I am. What’s happening? ---
**Author:** ![xelakann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c67d28/32.png) [@xelakann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xelakann)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/121 "2000-06-15T18:04:04Z")
Hello, fellow newbies! Its a privelege just being here! Just curious, how many people are really new, and how may are re-registered? I am a true NEWBIE and PROUD! ---
**Author:** ![Anonymous\_c38f64651bbfc0fca993c5b066c30099](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a698b9/32.png) [@Anonymous\_c38f64651bbfc0fca993c5b066c30099](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_c38f64651bbfc0fca993c5b066c30099)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/122 "2000-06-15T19:06:00Z")
\*\*I don’t think so. I did it once, right near the start, and it took forever. Anyone else can take it over any time, though. I’m sure someone will eventually. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=7)