# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Alpha\_to\_Omega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2bfe46/32.png) [@Alpha\_to\_Omega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_to_Omega)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/123 "2000-06-15T19:14:20Z")
Count me in on what’s ever happening. ---
**Author:** ![And\_Salt\_to\_You](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@And\_Salt\_to\_You](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/And_Salt_to_You)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/124 "2000-06-15T19:20:20Z")
I’ll take one of each that you’re giving out. ---
**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/125 "2000-06-16T20:06:34Z")
**Here!** 😃 _Have I missed anything?_ ---
**Author:** ![amijane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f0a364/32.png) [@amijane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amijane)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/126 "2000-06-16T20:29:55Z")
oooh, lists appeal to the retentive in me. However I am an Aries, red-headed, and attention-seeking so completely resent being this far down . . . But I am new, so will try to stay humble 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/127 "2000-06-16T22:20:49Z")
Sign me up, baby V. ---
**Author:** ![Xgemina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/b5e925/32.png) [@Xgemina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xgemina)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/128 "2000-06-17T01:07:33Z")
I just can’t resist signing up after seeing all of those with higher post counts that haven’t been a member as long as I have. Post for quality not quantity (something lame to make myself feel better. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Suede\_Shoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a8b319/32.png) [@Blue\_Suede\_Shoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Suede_Shoes)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/129 "2000-06-18T02:52:14Z")
I’m here. Now what? ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/130 "2000-06-18T03:32:30Z")
I guess I’m a newbie or something. At least, no one’s thrown a welcoming party for me yet… ---
**Author:** ![Tribune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Tribune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tribune)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/131 "2000-06-18T03:36:47Z")
Welcome ?? guy above. I was going to say welcome, but then it went and hid your name when I stared to write. ---
**Author:** ![Tribune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Tribune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tribune)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/132 "2000-06-18T03:56:35Z")
Flup. Welcome Flup! (Sorry about that other post, i’ve never been good with names of people I’ve just be introduced to.) Actually, I can remember it now, because my Dad always uses flup as a family-only word to mean fill-up the car with gas. On a cross-country trip he’ll say, “Start looking for a restaurant, because I have to flup anyway before we get to the state line.” ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/134 "2000-06-19T04:53:09Z")
Bitchin, I’m a household name! (In at least 1 household). ---
**Author:** ![T\_G\_I\_F](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9a140/32.png) [@T\_G\_I\_F](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T_G_I_F)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/136 "2000-07-02T06:30:11Z")
I guess this is my place to say my motto: **"Initiative comes to those who wait"** ---
**Author:** ![big\_yellow\_kingswood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e8cbc/32.png) [@big\_yellow\_kingswood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/big_yellow_kingswood)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/137 "2000-07-02T07:05:14Z")
double figures, people… I’ve reached double figures! ---
**Author:** ![T\_G\_I\_F](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9a140/32.png) [@T\_G\_I\_F](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T_G_I_F)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/138 "2000-07-02T07:29:56Z")
In 2-1/2 months? I’m passing you right now, and I just got here two hours ago. Lighten the reins, buddy. There’s stuf inside you waitin’ to come out. ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/139 "2000-07-02T08:42:38Z")
Yet another newbie checking in. Signed up last week but the software had me hung (so to speak). Anyway, Hi all ---
**Author:** ![schimmel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@schimmel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schimmel)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/140 "2000-07-02T10:20:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Howdy. Hey is this a cheap way of getting your post count up or what? Damn right it is… and the only way I’m going to get into double figures at this rate… I’ve been lurking about a year - I still can’t think of anything much to say, but I thought, why not not say it where people can see you not saying it? So here I am, not saying it… ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/141 "2000-07-02T10:52:49Z")
And declare “I am not a newbie.” ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/142 "2000-07-02T10:57:30Z")
_Lsura announces her presence with a flourish, then slinks back off into lurk mode_ ---
**Author:** ![DarbyV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@DarbyV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarbyV)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/143 "2000-07-02T12:48:06Z")
I’m a newbie, newbie, newbie Nah nah nah ---
**Author:** ![cblackhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecc23a/32.png) [@cblackhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cblackhand)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/144 "2000-07-02T13:18:01Z")
One newbie reporting for duty. What do you mean theres no newbie duty? Oh well, back to lurking. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=8)