# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![tygre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@tygre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tygre)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/145 "2000-07-02T14:10:44Z")
Long time lurker, newbie to posting! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/146 "2000-07-02T16:29:05Z")
ja, ja, sign me up ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/147 "2000-07-02T17:15:56Z")
:newbie dewt raising hand in compliance with request to add name to master list…: “uh… wha…? wha…? oh… HERE!” dewt ---
**Author:** ![Gnarly\_Narly\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/858c86/32.png) [@Gnarly\_Narly\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gnarly_Narly_Dude)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/148 "2000-07-02T17:57:59Z")
Good a place to start as any, I guess. Hi! ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/149 "2000-07-02T18:03:43Z")
So anyhow, if this is the Official Newbie Check-In Post… Yo. Articulate, ain’t she? A round of applause!! I’m here every night! ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/150 "2000-07-02T18:08:38Z")
Hi ---
**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/151 "2000-07-02T18:43:39Z")
I already introduced myself in some other thread, but I guess that I have to make it official here. Now back to lurking. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/152 "2000-07-02T18:47:41Z")
Posting. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/153 "2000-07-04T08:10:10Z")
Well, here I go. _silent\_rob jumps onto list_ Whew, glad I got that out of the way. I’m definately still a newbie. Later all. _Tiny Tim shouts out, “God bless us, everyone!”_ The same to you, Tim. The same to you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![spiceweasel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@spiceweasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spiceweasel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/154 "2000-07-04T08:16:48Z")
Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a… oh hell I’m just another newbie. ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/155 "2000-07-04T11:05:58Z")
Whew. For a second there I was afraid you were going to say you were a man of wealth and taste. ---
**Author:** ![spiceweasel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@spiceweasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spiceweasel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/156 "2000-07-04T12:11:40Z")
Nah, just a poor gal with a tacky wardrobe who loves the Stones. ---
**Author:** ![ArkonDLoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@ArkonDLoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArkonDLoC)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/157 "2000-07-04T13:39:53Z")
Newbie reporting in as ordered. I hope there’s a party, I’d hate for all these baloons to go to waste. ---
**Author:** ![Myself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@Myself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myself)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/158 "2000-07-04T20:54:58Z")
Newbie, but I’m trying to quit. Myself ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/159 "2000-07-04T22:40:19Z")
Just signing the newbie master list before I get too addicted to this message board and my post count skyrockets… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/160 "2000-07-04T22:47:45Z")
Count me in. ---
**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/161 "2000-07-05T04:38:11Z")
Newbie reporting for duty. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/162 "2000-07-05T12:53:42Z")
Brand Spanking New Still all pink and shiny Cant wait till I get all caloused hard dark and brooding ---
**Author:** ![BeerDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@BeerDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeerDog)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/163 "2000-07-05T13:19:15Z")
Long time lurker . . . First time poster . . . Well, pretty close . . . ---
**Author:** ![eponymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e0b2c6/32.png) [@eponymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eponymous)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/164 "2000-07-05T15:45:14Z")
Sigh…no longer a lurker. I am now a…newbie. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=9)