# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746 "2000-05-28T18:31:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![StoneGolem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@StoneGolem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StoneGolem)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/165 "2000-07-05T15:55:29Z")
Ladies and Gentlemen…you don’t know me. You don’t know who I am, nor where I come from, nor my family, nor my friends. But you do know two things. The first? That I, StoneGolem, am a 100% fresh meat newbie man. The second, and perhaps most important, is that I don’t have to see your faces so I can (and probably will) make a fool of myself in front of you people as often as I want to… Glad to be aboard, friends. ---
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/166 "2000-07-05T17:12:51Z")
newbie straggling in ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/167 "2000-07-05T23:00:42Z")
I am Newbie(ish), here me roar: meep. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/168 "2000-07-05T23:05:39Z")
Er… what exactly is the newbie list for? Is it for some plot or conspiracy? Is there a prize? Is our data being gathered and sold to telemarketers? ---
**Author:** ![Bolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bolo)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/169 "2000-07-05T23:18:12Z")
Hello, is this on?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/170 "2000-07-06T00:03:50Z")
No _so_ new any more, but better late than never I guess. Hi, I’m Patty and my hubby, Shadowbear, is also on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/171 "2000-07-06T01:28:04Z")
Present! ---
**Author:** ![wolly36](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/71e660/32.png) [@wolly36](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolly36)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/172 "2000-07-06T02:34:23Z")
I’m a newbie. ---
**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/173 "2000-07-06T02:56:09Z")
I can’t remember being “new” at anything before. Always a fisrt though. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BigBuddha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f1d935/32.png) [@BigBuddha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBuddha)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/174 "2000-07-06T03:01:00Z")
Everyone can relax now. I have arrived on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/175 "2000-07-06T05:47:45Z")
Newbie? \ I _wish_! ---
**Author:** ![tr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6de8d8/32.png) [@tr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/176 "2000-07-06T20:00:23Z")
Hi. ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/177 "2000-07-06T20:38:13Z")
Sorry I’m late, I got lost on the way. This is such a big place and no one seems to know where I can find a map. ---
**Author:** ![winky99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/71c47a/32.png) [@winky99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/winky99)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/178 "2000-07-06T22:38:16Z")
I’m a nudie!! What? ::slowly backs out of room in embarassment ---
**Author:** ![It\_is\_to\_laugh-Non](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ec9cab/32.png) [@It\_is\_to\_laugh-Non](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_is_to_laugh-Non)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/179 "2000-07-07T04:02:55Z")
I signed a Master List once. But I guess a newbie one is better. ---
**Author:** ![Tees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tees)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/180 "2000-07-07T18:26:56Z")
This is the best place to start. Hi Sis. ---
**Author:** ![ZCam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f08c70/32.png) [@ZCam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZCam)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/181 "2000-07-07T20:19:17Z")
Sigh. Does this mean I’m not a lurker any more? ---
**Author:** ![Falula\_Guinea\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@Falula\_Guinea\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falula_Guinea_Pig)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/182 "2000-07-07T23:30:13Z")
Hellooooo!!! 🙂 Well I guess I’m a newbie so here I am, signing in!! I found this place earlier on today and have spent ages looking around at what all you guys have to say, and what an interesting, and slightly psychotic lot you all are! Hopefully I will get a few more posts over the next few weeks and read a heap more of everybody elses! So, that’s about it from me for now, but watch out, I may sneak up on you when you least expect it!! See Ya!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/183 "2000-07-08T01:44:03Z")
Greetings. Did anyone see where I left my beer? ---
**Author:** ![Demigod\_5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@Demigod\_5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demigod_5)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746/184 "2000-07-08T02:04:32Z")
Hi, my name’s Ryan…and I’m not an alcoholic. But aside from a handful of others, I am a true newbie at posting. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only/20746.md?page=10)