# Master List
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214
**Category:** About This Message Board
**Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)
#### Post date: [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/1 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")
## Is there a list of all of the SDMB members accessible anywhere?
“A slightly altered view of the world…”
Chrome Toaster
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### Author:  [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)
#### Post date: [December 14, 1999, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/2 "1999-12-14T19:35:00Z")
I’m led to understand that the FBI has compiled a complete list, along with occupations, known associations, etc. Perhaps a Freedom of Information Act request can pry it out of them.
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Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [December 14, 1999, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/3 "1999-12-14T19:43:00Z")
Three down, 3650 to go.
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“There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.”
~P.J. O’Rourke~
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### Author:  [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/4 "1999-12-15T01:26:00Z")
OK, I’ll check in.
Wouldn’t it be wild if About This Message Board wound up being the forum with the longest thread?
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### Author:  [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/5 "1999-12-15T01:31:00Z")
Oh, what the hell. Here I am.
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### Author:  [@Ursa\_Major](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ursa_Major)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/6 "1999-12-15T01:37:00Z")
Here!
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### Author:  [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/7 "1999-12-15T02:14:00Z")
Present, despite the restraining order! 😉
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“There’s a snake in my boot!”
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### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/8 "1999-12-15T02:15:00Z")
Present.
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Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“I get along well with everybody.” --I.M.F.
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/9 "1999-12-15T03:22:00Z")
I’m in!
Also registered are: Eldest Son, Middle Son, Youngest Son, and Highlander (hubby)
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### Author:  [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/10 "1999-12-15T03:42:00Z")
I’m here, too. 🙂
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MaryAnn
No, stupid, it’s a boat!
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### Author:  [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/11 "1999-12-15T03:53:00Z")
I’m somewhat here.
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### Author:  [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/12 "1999-12-15T03:56:00Z")
I’m not all there…
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_Eschew Obfuscation_
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### Author:  [@Bug\_Vomit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bug_Vomit)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/13 "1999-12-15T05:46:00Z")
Splat!
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### Author:  [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/14 "1999-12-15T06:11:00Z")
Twelve!
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/15 "1999-12-15T06:36:00Z")
Count me in…
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### Author:  [@JBENZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBENZ)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/16 "1999-12-15T07:16:00Z")
Sorry, can’t be here. Previous engagement.
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JB
Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis
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### Author:  [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/17 "1999-12-15T11:24:00Z")
I can’t book in. I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus so now I’m in the Witness Protection Program.
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It’s immoral to allow a sucker to keep his money.
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### Author:  [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/18 "1999-12-15T14:24:00Z")
Killing two birds with one stone.
The LION and his favorite Lioness Ayesha.
Peace
t lion
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" I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? "
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### Author:  [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)
#### Post date: [December 15, 1999, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/19 "1999-12-15T20:53:00Z")
Bonjour!
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### Author:  [@Jois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jois)
#### Post date: [December 16, 1999, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/20 "1999-12-16T01:31:00Z")
\Good Nite!\
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Oh, I’m gonna keep using these #%@&\* codes 'til I get 'em right.
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