# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/181 "2000-01-10T04:26:00Z")
Stop, hey. What’s that sound? Everybody look at ME LOOK AT ME! hehe. I loved that about 5 years ago. Here I be! ---
**Author:** ![Lawrence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Lawrence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lawrence)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/182 "2000-01-10T04:31:00Z")
I’ll take a bow. No cracks from the Peanut Gallery. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/183 "2000-01-10T04:42:00Z")
_watching silently from the side, blinded by the glint on his teeth, her busoms heaving in her tight corset_ i’m here alright ---
**Author:** ![hightechburrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@hightechburrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hightechburrito)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/184 "2000-01-10T04:48:00Z")
hightechburrito reporting as ordered sir! * * * How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business through that first shaky year. Oh, by the way, here’s your new issue of “Gigantic Asses.” -Apu Nahasapeemapetilon ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/185 "2000-01-10T05:43:00Z")
::waving hands wildly:: ## Hey! I’m here too!! Don’t forget about me! Shadowfox “We are what we pretend to be.” - Kurt Vonnegut ---
**Author:** ![PUNdit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@PUNdit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PUNdit)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/186 "2000-01-10T06:48:00Z")
If you are old and quiet you are soon forgotten. So be it. * * * “You can be smart or pleasant. For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.” Elwood P. Dowd ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/187 "2000-01-10T06:56:00Z")
Drop me in among the other cat folks, wouldja? Catrandom ---
**Author:** ![Dizzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d78d45/32.png) [@Dizzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/188 "2000-01-10T10:09:00Z")
Hello! * * * Dizzy _You people have been holding me back long enough! I’m going to clown college!_ ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/189 "2000-01-10T11:07:00Z")
_huff_puff\* ~~~ _whew!_ Sorry I’m late, NastyWoman had me in her evil clutches, and I’ve only just now managed to get free. PigeonMan’s back there fending her off using this fantastic new device I built just last week, called the Phase Analyser - you see, how it works is, when you’re in the proximity of Titanium - like, for instance, the Titanium used in NastyWoman’s personalised jewellery and utility belt - it starts to glow bright green, and sets off… er… No, come back, I’m not finished. You see, it sets off an alarm… hey! Come back! It’s fascinating, no really it is…! Oh… bugger! _sigh_ Oh hello little mousie. You want to hear about my Phase Analyser, don’t you? Don’t you? Ooh, watch out for that trap -Eek! :::SNAP!::: _wince_ _sigh_ * * * **-PIGEONMAN-** Returning Soon! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - **Watch this space…!** Great things are afoot! ---
**Author:** ![Holly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/48db29/32.png) [@Holly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Holly)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/190 "2000-01-10T12:30:00Z")
Huh? Is it morning already? #\*!&% Awraht, lemme git mah coffee. ---
**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/191 "2000-01-10T14:09:00Z")
You are in a twisty maze of passages, all different… -David ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/192 "2000-01-10T15:48:00Z")
Since I don’t see the MISTRESS LIST, I guess you can put me on the MASTER LIST. * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/193 "2000-01-10T16:55:00Z")
Hidilee ho Doperinos! ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/194 "2000-01-10T17:43:00Z")
'sup. ---
**Author:** ![Scoobysnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Scoobysnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoobysnax)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/195 "2000-01-10T17:45:00Z")
Hello * * * Scoobysnax Save water drink beer! ---
**Author:** ![Scout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Scout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scout)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/196 "2000-01-10T20:03:00Z")
I’m here! ---
**Author:** ![Snark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/197 "2000-01-10T20:06:00Z")
Present. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/198 "2000-01-10T21:29:00Z")
I love my cigar, but I can take it out long enough to say I’m here. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![PrivyQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/85e7bf/32.png) [@PrivyQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PrivyQueen)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/199 "2000-01-10T22:19:00Z")
lurked for a long time…now ready to stand and be counted. * * * Life is a tragedy to those who feel…and a comedy to those that think ---
**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/200 "2000-01-10T23:59:00Z")
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