# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/201 "2000-01-11T00:15:00Z")
Present and accounted for, SIR! Zette * * * Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die…-(Sweet) [Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/202 "2000-01-11T00:34:00Z")
The alarm didn’t go off, sorry. No, really it didn’t. Anyway, here I am. ---
**Author:** ![Highlander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Highlander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Highlander)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/203 "2000-01-11T01:09:00Z")
Vacation’s over… I’m back ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/204 "2000-01-11T01:55:00Z")
q * * * Zymurgist ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/205 "2000-01-11T04:37:00Z")
You rang? ---
**Author:** ![APB9999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB9999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB9999)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/206 "2000-01-11T05:01:00Z")
_grunt_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent4mmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/34f0e0/32.png) [@Kent4mmy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent4mmy)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/207 "2000-01-11T05:32:00Z")
Lurk…lurk…lurk ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/208 "2000-01-11T07:43:00Z")
Due to the complete lack of illumination in this, the black pit of my depression, I am having a most difficult and pained time assessing the nature of my existence, and stand unconvinced of the relevance of phenomenology, therefore I can not say for certain that I am, in fact, here. * * * Hell is Other People. ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/209 "2000-01-11T08:26:00Z")
## Well to the back, but centered. **\

Tris\** For a good Prime, call: 29819592777931214269172453467810429868925511217482600306406141434158089 –\*\* Zachary Kessin\*\* ---

**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/210 "2000-01-11T15:28:00Z")
Still here…not as often or on-line as long as I want to be, but here none the less! Miss me? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/211 "2000-01-11T15:32:00Z")
Present. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/212 "2000-01-11T15:34:00Z")
Man now I’m on page 5 even though I have almost 1k posts. guess that’s what I get for not reading ALL the sections of the board. * * * The greater your dreams, the more terrible your nightmares. ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/213 "2000-01-11T15:57:00Z")
Hmmm. Guess I have to check on this part of the board more often… ---
**Author:** ![Felice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e4f/32.png) [@Felice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Felice)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/214 "2000-01-11T16:06:00Z")
## Guess I should show up here too. Hi. Felice “Everything, once understood, is trivial.” -WES ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/215 "2000-01-11T16:15:00Z")
So this is what I miss by never checking this section of the board? OK, I’m here! Better late than never. * * * I crave an art that passionately transcends the mundane instead of being a device for self-deception.–Griffin, from The Griffin and Sabine trilogy. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/216 "2000-01-11T16:32:00Z")
Ghod, I hate peer pressure . . . ---
**Author:** ![drollman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f04885/32.png) [@drollman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drollman)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/217 "2000-01-11T16:49:00Z")
You want proof of my existance? Well, I’ll have to ask my wife… * * * With God as my witness, I thought turkey’s could fly. ---
**Author:** ![Jebediah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@Jebediah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebediah)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/218 "2000-01-11T16:51:00Z")
I’m more often seen on the straight dope’s (unofficial) IRC chat room than I am here, but I will grace you all with my presence this once. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/219 "2000-01-11T16:56:00Z")
Man, this is what I get for not checking the fershlugginer “About This Message Board” forum. * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/220 "2000-01-11T19:09:00Z")
Okay, okay. Will there be a drawing for a door prize? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=12)