# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/221 "2000-01-11T19:16:00Z")
::blinking:: Did I leave my bottle of tequila in here, by any chance? Hey, what gives? …oh, okay…here! ::raising hand:: * * * Designated Optional Signature at Bottom of Post ---
**Author:** ![Nekosoft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Nekosoft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nekosoft)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/222 "2000-01-12T02:40:00Z")
## Hey, this is where the big party is? I am not a multiple identity poster. And neither am I. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/223 "2000-01-12T03:29:00Z")
This isn’t me. I had this really cool username picked out but when I registered I made a typo in my e-mail. Now I’m stuck being myself ---
**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/224 "2000-01-12T03:32:00Z")
Hello * * * ``` Bruce ``` I used to be naive, now I’m just disgusted and I should live so long as to be amused. ---
**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/225 "2000-01-12T16:29:00Z")
Hi! Um, someone mentioned something about a buffet…? ---
**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/226 "2000-01-12T17:58:00Z")
I’m here, too! Finally! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/227 "2000-01-12T20:46:00Z")
I have never been a member of that web site uhhh the SDMB prior to 28 Nov 99. You can check with Hiliary about this as well. Its just a right wing conspiracy. Thats how this thread started. * * * “If you are not becoming to others, you ought to be coming to us.” Lasky’s hair Salon ---
**Author:** ![eggo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@eggo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eggo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/228 "2000-01-14T05:01:00Z")
raise your hand if you’re absent… no one? (it was a tought one between that one and “mr. buler? ferris buler? is ferris buler here…”) eggo ---
**Author:** ![Clark\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@Clark\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark_K)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/229 "2000-01-15T17:28:00Z")
Greetings from Metropolis. * * * Up, up and away! ---
**Author:** ![brooklyn44](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/51bf81/32.png) [@brooklyn44](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brooklyn44)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/230 "2000-01-16T06:53:00Z")
newbie saying hello ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/231 "2000-01-17T16:27:00Z")
Whew! Finally made it. Uh, how are we for time? * * * An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/232 "2000-01-17T17:04:00Z")
Yep, I’m here too. Just ain’t had much worth saying. * * * **R** anger **J** eff \*The Idol of American Youth \* [Riders In The Sky](http://www.ridersinthesky.com) ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/233 "2000-01-17T17:07:00Z")
I’m here. – Sylence * * * I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one. ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/234 "2000-01-17T21:12:00Z")
Mommy, Mommy look what I found [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/hotclosed.gif](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/hotclosed.gif) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/235 "2000-01-17T22:14:00Z")
I’m here \ * * * – Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) “Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![labradorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@labradorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labradorian)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/236 "2000-01-17T22:43:00Z")
I am not here. Really, I’m not. If I am, may I be excused? * * * [http://members.xoom.com/labradorian/](http://members.xoom.com/labradorian/) ---
**Author:** ![Crystalguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dbc845/32.png) [@Crystalguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crystalguy)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/237 "2000-01-17T23:15:00Z")
What’s going on? May I come in? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Raven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@The\_Raven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Raven)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/238 "2000-01-18T05:54:00Z")
Just doin’ a flyby, as my civic duty. I think thats why, anyway… * * * People could make the world a nice place to live…if there weren’t so goddamn many of them. -Clayton Heafner ---
**Author:** ![Zeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/57b2e6/32.png) [@Zeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeb)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/239 "2000-01-18T06:04:00Z")
_blinks_ Huh? Someone say tequila? * * * “For some reason, I cannot join in the praise of the insane trolls.” ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/240 "2000-01-18T08:20:00Z")
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