# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![onesheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e495f1/32.png) [@onesheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/onesheep)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/281 "2000-02-10T19:26:00Z")
Present and unaccounted for. ---
**Author:** ![JCorre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3da27b/32.png) [@JCorre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JCorre)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/282 "2000-02-10T21:48:00Z")
Here for what its worth. ---
**Author:** ![Sevy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/db5fbb/32.png) [@Sevy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sevy)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/283 "2000-02-11T00:33:00Z")
In lightened ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/284 "2000-02-11T13:56:00Z")
Soon to be a major . . . ? ---
**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/285 "2000-02-11T15:07:00Z")
I didn’t even know this thread existed. Maybe I should check out “about this message board” more often. ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/286 "2000-02-11T21:17:00Z")
Here!!! I’ve been lurking for months but HAD to register so I, too, could be counted ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/287 "2000-02-11T21:45:00Z")
Here! I have been lurking for months but HAD to register to be counted. ---
**Author:** ![CircusBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CircusBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircusBoy)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/288 "2000-02-11T22:48:00Z")
Two posts in six months? Must try harder 😃 ---
**Author:** ![deathawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ed8c4c/32.png) [@deathawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deathawk)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/289 "2000-02-12T00:08:00Z")
Feeling very lemmingish after a bad day at work… ---
**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/290 "2000-02-14T00:59:00Z")
present ---
**Author:** ![Uliginous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ed655f/32.png) [@Uliginous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uliginous)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/291 "2000-02-14T01:01:00Z")
why not? ---
**Author:** ![NickyLarson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b2d939/32.png) [@NickyLarson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NickyLarson)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/292 "2000-02-14T04:21:00Z")
What number do I make? I wasn’t keeping up. * * * …and we’ll turn our tommy guns on the screaming ravaged nuns and the people’s voice will be the only sound. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/293 "2000-02-15T10:57:00Z")
I’m on the list! I’m somebody!! * * * It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers ---
**Author:** ![MidnightRambler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@MidnightRambler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MidnightRambler)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/294 "2000-02-15T21:21:00Z")
Are any of us REALLY here? * * * Is there a re-hab center for people hooked on phonics? ---
**Author:** ![Greyson3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/258eb7/32.png) [@Greyson3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greyson3)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/295 "2000-02-17T22:28:00Z")
Now that I have a list, it’s time for your audits! ---
**Author:** ![Germ\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Germ\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Germ_Boy)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/296 "2000-02-17T23:16:00Z")
Has any one here washed their hands in the last five minutes? GB ---
**Author:** ![Otis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47774/32.png) [@Otis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otis)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/297 "2000-02-17T23:48:00Z")
Morning. Look, Frank’s being eaten! * * * “Stop the rope and let me in or I’ll go out and get some gin” ---
**Author:** ![Mrunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@Mrunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrunner)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/298 "2000-02-18T01:52:00Z")
Well, all the “sorry for being late” jokes have already been made, so I’m just posting for posting’s sake. Mrunner ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/299 "2000-02-18T03:34:00Z")
Post #300, reporting in, SIR! * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/300 "2000-02-18T03:46:00Z")
New page, another compilation: 1 00 Buckshot 2 Ag80 3 agisofia 4 AHunter3 5 Al G 6 Alphagene 7 Amazingrace 8 android209 9 andros 10 Anti Pro 11 APB9999 12 ARG220 13 Arnold Winkelried 14 aseymayo 15 Atrael 16 AuntiePam 17 AuraSeer 18 AWB 19 Ayesha / Lioness 20 Azathoth 21 Banks 22 beatle 23 beefymeg 24 Beeruser 25 BigDaddyD 26 blackwrangler98 27 Blue Twylight 28 Bobby O 29 boli 30 Boris B 31 Boscibo 32 Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor 33 Bricker 34 brooklyn44 35 Bug Vomit 36 BunnyGirl 37 BurnMeUp 38 Byzantine 39 C3 40 Cabbage 41 Cactus Rose 42 CanadianSue 43 Canthearya 44 Cap’n Crude 45 cards 46 Carl Berry 47 Carl Berry 48 Catrandom 49 Cessandra 50 cher3 51 chief 52 ChiefScott 53 ChrisCTP 54 Chrome Toaster 55 CircusBoy 56 Clark K 57 coffeecat 58 Coldfire 59 Commander Fortune 60 Crick&Watson 61 Cristi 62 Crystalguy 63 Da Ace 64 Daniel 65 deathawk 66 Delta-9 67 Democritus 68 Dewaholic 69 Diane 70 Dirty Devil 71 divemaster 72 Dizzy 73 Doctor Jackson 74 DoctorJ 75 Doghouse Reilly 76 Doobieous 77 Doug Bowe 78 Drain Bead 79 DrMatrix 80 drollman 81 eggo 82 elelle 83 Elmer J. Fudd 84 Enright3 85 evilbeth 86 ExTank 87 Falcon 88 Felice 89 Fleetwood 90 fogmage 91 Frankd6 92 Frankie 93 funneefarmer 94 fuzzy-wuzzy 95 Gabriel 96 Geezer 97 Germ Boy 98 Gilligan 99 GlassGirl 100 glee 101 GolfWidow 102 GolfWidow 103 Gr8Kat 104 Grace 105 Greathouse 106 Greyson3 107 GuanoLad 108 Havoc 109 HeadlessCow 110 Highlander 111 hightechburrito 112 Holly 113 Homer 114 Imthecowgodmoo 115 Iyamity 116 jab1 117 Jackamus 118 jazzmine 119 JBENZ 120 JCorre 121 Jebediah 122 JimB 123 jjtm 124 jodih 125 John Corrado 126 Jois 127 Jophiel 128 Jvanhorn 129 Kat 130 kellibelli 131 Kent4mmy 132 Kepi 133 keystream 134 Kid\_Gilligan 135 Kilgore Trout 136 krish 137 Krispy Original 138 kunilou 139 Kvallulf 140 labradorian 141 Lauralee 142 Lawrence 143 Little Nemo 144 Lost 145 Louie 146 Lucretia 147 MadPoet 148 Majormd 149 Manda JO 150 manhattan 151 MaryAnnQ 152 MaxTorque 153 mazirian 154 mega the roo 155 melanietarrant 156 Melatonin 157 Melin 158 Michelle 159 MidnightRambler 160 mikan 161 Minxsmom 162 missdavis102 163 Missy2U 164 Mister Armageddon 165 Mojo 166 Monty 167 MoosieGirl 168 moriah 169 mouthbreather 170 Mr Thin Skin 171 MrKnowItAll 172 Mrunner 173 Mullinator 174 Myndephuquer 175 MyOtherOtherName 176 Myron Van Horowitzski 177 NanoByte 178 Narile 179 Neidhart 180 Nekosoft 181 neuro-trash grrrl 182 NickyLarson 183 NonTarheel 184 Oblio 185 Odieman 186 okatym 187 OldBroad 188 Olentzero 189 Omniscient 190 onesheep 191 OpalCat 192 Otis 193 Pantellerite 194 Per 195 Peter North 196 phouka 197 Pixoid 198 pluto 199 Polycarp 200 Poysyn 201 pricciar 202 PrivyQueen 203 psycat90 204 puffington 205 PUNdit 206 PurpleCrackwhore 207 Quixotic 208 Random 209 Ranger Jeff 210 renaissanceman 211 ReservoirDog 212 Rhythmdvl 213 Rich Hall 214 RICO\_Act 215 RM Mentock 216 Rocko 217 Rodd Hill 218 RTFirefly 219 ruadh 220 Ruffian 221 Rysdad 222 Sake Samurai 223 SanibelMan 224 Sassy 225 Satan 226 SaxFace 227 Scoobysnax 228 Scout 229 SeaDiver 230 Sealemon88 231 Sevy 232 Shadowfox 233 shantih 234 Shayna 235 skelton4947 236 Sly 237 slythe 238 smeggy 239 Snark 240 SoulFrost 241 Spiritus Mundi 242 Spud 243 Squid Vicious 244 SterlingNorth 245 SteveCRC 246 Stevie Rave On 247 stolichnaya 248 StoryTyler 249 StrTrkr777 250 sunbear 251 SuperNerd 252 Surgoshan 253 Sweet Basil 254 Sycorax 255 Sylence 256 Synthetica 257 tanstaafl 258 Tengu 259 TennHippie 260 The LION 261 The Peyote Coyote 262 The Punkyova 263 The Raven 264 the Scarlet Pimpernel 265 thirdwarning 266 Thirsty4 267 ThufferinThuccotash 268 Tinker Grey 269 toecutter 270 Triskadecamus 271 Trout Mask Replica 272 TVeblen 273 Twin 274 ubermensch 275 Ukulele Ike 276 Uliginous 277 Uncle Thomist 278 UncleBeer 279 Ursa Major 280 Valerieblaise 281 Vestal Blue 282 voguevixen 283 WallyM7 284 whitetho 285 Y2Sandgirl 286 Yue Han 287 Zeb 288 ZenBeam 289 Zette 290 zyada [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=16)