# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![crackwise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@crackwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crackwise)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/301 "2000-02-18T05:53:00Z")
damn. don’t pay attention for a couple of days and the message board looks like a different place. Count me counted. dogs do not have discriminating tastes. (this was the end of a conversation I was just having about believing the hype spouted on commercials by talking chiahuahuas - I know I spelled this wrong, don’t blast me. * * * I am large, I contradict myself, I contain multitudes. ~Walt Whitman ---
**Author:** ![TheUnforgiven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TheUnforgiven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnforgiven)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/302 "2000-02-18T06:53:00Z")
Yo, beatle, when you get to the next page, stick me in there, if you could. ---
**Author:** ![TheDoll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@TheDoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheDoll)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/303 "2000-02-18T14:13:00Z")
Yea, what do you want? * * * “Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair…” Tom Waits ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/304 "2000-02-19T03:38:00Z")
Hi!!! !!! !!! * * * I’m back! … Oh so NO-ONE knew I was gone? Well that’s just freakin great. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/305 "2000-02-19T05:11:00Z")
Can I sneak in on the list? ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/306 "2000-02-19T05:38:00Z")
Hey, if that’s for me tell em’ I’m not here. ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/307 "2000-02-19T07:43:00Z")
_snort, choke_ Uh! (Waking up) Wutup? And oh yeah, lest I forget Noonch. * * * how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking… VvvV ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/308 "2000-02-19T09:33:00Z")
good grief!! ok, “MasterList” here I am. foolsguinea [http://foolsguinea.intercosmos.com](http://foolsguinea.intercosmos.com) [foolsguinea@hotmail.com](mailto:foolsguinea@hotmail.com) “The universe is female, eluding the science of men…” Steve Kilbey said that. “Any smoothly functioning technology will have the appearance of witchcraft.” Arthur C. Clarke (don’t forget to pronounce the silent “e”) said that. **"\SHAZAM!\"** Billy Batson said that. * * * A new world order has been formed/between the cheque book and the dawn/A new renaissance man is born" Jim Moginie/Peter Garrett/Martin Rotsey(Midnight Oil), “Renaissance Man” ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/309 "2000-02-27T16:17:00Z")
bump ---
**Author:** ![Maelro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9dc877/32.png) [@Maelro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maelro)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/310 "2000-02-28T06:06:00Z")
Please insert an inetlligent comment here. ---
**Author:** ![Maelro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9dc877/32.png) [@Maelro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maelro)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/311 "2000-02-28T06:08:00Z")
I’m here. ---
**Author:** ![Arjuna34](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Arjuna34](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arjuna34)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/312 "2000-02-28T06:56:00Z")
I’m here. Arjuna34 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/313 "2000-02-28T04:12:00Z")
I figured most of the regulars would have chimed in, but this list is missing David B., orangecakes, handy, mangeorge, Glitch, and Libertarian. I’m sure I missed many others, but those are the few I noticed absent while scanning Beatle’s compilation. * * * “Life is hard…but God is good” ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/314 "2000-02-28T05:06:00Z")
What about me? What _about_ me? What? About ME? * * * “You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/315 "2000-02-28T07:05:00Z")
😉 * * * He’s the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armor, shouting ‘All Gods are Bastards!’ ---
**Author:** ![froololly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/87869e/32.png) [@froololly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/froololly)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/316 "2000-02-28T08:47:00Z")
vacant… usually late… but here nonetheless… * * * “…for i am always a lady, archy… always a lady. i did not do anything vulgar. i simply removed his right eye with my left claw.” mehetibel the cat on the subject of marraige ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/317 "2000-02-28T15:13:00Z")
I apologize. I came, I posted, but I didn’t say hello. Hello! ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/318 "2000-02-28T17:56:00Z")
What? I’m _where_!? Who are all these people? . . . And what the #@\*& happened to my pants!!!??? ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/319 "2000-02-28T17:57:00Z")
What? I’m _where_!? Who are all these people? . . . And what the #@\*& happened to my pants!!!??? ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/320 "2000-02-29T06:12:00Z")
Ha! Not only am I here; there’re two of me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=17)