# Master List

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 17

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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/321 "2000-02-28T20:47:00Z")

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Present.

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**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/322 "2000-02-28T21:55:00Z")

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I could have sworn I posted to this list, but I’m not on it, so I guess I didn’t.

::stands up to be counted::

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**Author:** ![WillGolfForFood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/82dd89/32.png) [@WillGolfForFood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillGolfForFood)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/323 "2000-02-29T12:26:00Z")

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Ooh, ooh - is this like a club? Can I join? Wait a minute - there aren’t any dues or anything like that, are there?

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/324 "2000-02-29T15:01:00Z")

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Hi! Sorry I’m late! The trains were slow! Really!

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Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa…

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**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/325 "2000-02-29T16:03:00Z")

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Ohio Gozaimasu! O Genki Desu Ka!

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**Author:** ![Fillet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@Fillet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillet)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/326 "2000-03-01T06:07:00Z")

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Bon jour!

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**Author:** ![kknick34](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kknick34](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kknick34)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/327 "2000-02-29T19:02:00Z")

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put me down for one

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**Author:** ![kknick34](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kknick34](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kknick34)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/328 "2000-02-29T19:04:00Z")

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put me down for one

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/329 "2000-02-29T20:40:00Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> Originally posted by Ophanim:  
> \*\*Hi!!! !!! !!! !!!  
> \*\*

Don’t

do

that

again.

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\>\<DARWIN\>  
\_ **L\_\_\_L**

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/330 "2000-02-29T20:48:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by kknick34:  
> **put me down for one**

All right, make up your mind, do you want one or two?

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\>\<DARWIN\>  
\_ **L\_\_\_L**

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**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/331 "2000-03-02T00:39:00Z")

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Though I doubt anyone has read this far, I’m here.

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**Author:** ![Mary\_Hart\_s\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@Mary\_Hart\_s\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mary_Hart_s_Legs)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/332 "2000-03-02T02:22:00Z")

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Two legs, one post

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**Author:** ![JustDucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f14d63/32.png) [@JustDucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustDucky)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/333 "2000-03-04T23:31:00Z")

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New Member! Can I be counted?

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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/334 "2000-03-05T02:22:00Z")

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I’m here!!!

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**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/335 "2000-03-06T00:07:00Z")

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Here I am, I think.

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/336 "2000-03-11T02:17:00Z")

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Lot of rookies around these days. Thought I’d toss this back to the top…

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_Now with 1000 posts of pure wisdom!_  
(or something)

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**Author:** ![EnigmaOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@EnigmaOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EnigmaOne)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/337 "2000-03-11T09:47:00Z")

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Damn!!

## I’m sorry for being late…guess I missed roll call.

– **Kalél**  
_Common ¢ for all ages…_  
“If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.”  
“Well, there was that thing with the Cheese-Wiz…but I’m feeling **much** better now!” – John Astin, Night Court

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**Author:** ![Rectangle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c4cdca/32.png) [@Rectangle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rectangle)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/338 "2000-03-11T10:36:00Z")

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I’m here, blame the wife! (aenea)

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I pity the fool that brings a knife to a gun fight.

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/339 "2000-03-11T23:14:00Z")

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I would have been here before but I lost the directions.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/340 "2000-03-12T00:40:00Z")

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I refuse to participate in silly boards!

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