# Master List

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 18

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/341 "2000-03-12T01:52:00Z")

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Make short posts until we can kick this one over to another page.

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When all else fails, ask Cecil.

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**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/342 "2000-03-12T02:43:00Z")

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I’m the short redhaired one in the back…

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**Author:** ![Amazingrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Amazingrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazingrace)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/343 "2000-03-12T02:52:00Z")

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Just checkin’ in

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**Author:** ![Amazingrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Amazingrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazingrace)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/344 "2000-03-12T02:57:00Z")

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Dammit! I could have sworn I hadn’t posted here yet!

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**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/345 "2000-03-12T03:07:00Z")

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Yup.

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**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/346 "2000-03-12T03:14:00Z")

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Sorry I’m late, had to stop for some beer 😃

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_…send lawyers, guns, and money…_

```
       Warren Zevon
```

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/347 "2000-03-12T03:32:00Z")

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I’m here too.

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**Author:** ![Prose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Prose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prose)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/348 "2000-03-12T03:55:00Z")

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I’m here too

:::sits beside Squee:::

is this seat taken?

:::sits on his lap:::

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I am a fire whose flames lick and spit at the boundless sky forever desiring wonderous consummation  
-me

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/349 "2000-03-12T07:38:00Z")

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New page,

1 00 Buckshot  
2 aenea  
3 Ag80  
4 agisofia  
5 AHunter3  
6 Al G  
7 Alphagene  
8 Amazingrace  
9 android209  
10 andros  
11 Anti Pro  
12 APB9999  
13 ARG220  
14 Arjuna34  
15 Arnold Winkelried  
16 aseymayo  
17 Atrael  
18 AuntiePam  
19 AuraSeer  
20 AWB  
21 Ayesha / Lioness  
22 Azathoth  
23 B\_Line12  
24 Banks  
25 beatle  
26 beefymeg  
27 Beeruser  
28 BigDaddyD  
29 Billdo  
30 blackwrangler98  
31 Blue Twylight  
32 Bluepony  
33 BobbyO  
34 boli  
35 BorisB  
36 Boscibo  
37 Bosda Di 'Chi of Tricor  
38 Breckinshire  
39 Bricker  
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41 Bug Vomit  
42 BunnyGirl  
43 BurnMeUp  
44 Byzantine  
45 C3  
46 Cabbage  
47 Cactus Rose  
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49 Canthearya  
50 Cap’nCrude  
51 cards  
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53 Catrandom  
54 Cessandra  
55 cher3  
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58 ChrisCTP  
59 Chrome Toaster  
60 CircusBoy  
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62 coffeecat  
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67 Cristi  
68 Crystalguy  
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77 divemaster  
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84 DrainBead  
85 DrMatrix  
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102 Frankie  
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104 funneefarmer  
105 fuzzy-wuzzy  
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107 Geezer  
108 Germ Boy  
109 Gilligan  
110 GlassGirl  
111 glee  
112 GolfWidow  
113 Gr8Kat  
114 Grace  
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116 Green Bean  
117 Greyson3  
118 GuanoLad  
119 Havoc  
120 HeadlessCow  
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122 hightechburrito  
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124 Homer  
125 Imthecowgodmoo  
126 Iyamity  
127 jab1  
128 Jackamus  
129 jazzmine  
130 JBENZ  
131 JCorre  
132 Jeannie  
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137 John Corrado  
138 Jois  
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140 JustDucky  
141 Jvanhorn  
142 Kat  
143 kayT  
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146 Kepi  
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149 Kilgore Trout  
150 kknick34  
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152 krish  
153 Krispy Original  
154 kunilou  
155 Kvallulf  
156 labradorian  
157 Lauralee  
158 Lawrence  
159 Lexicon  
160 Little Nemo  
161 Lost  
162 Louie  
163 Lucretia  
164 MadPoet  
165 Maelro  
166 Majormd  
167 MandaJO  
168 manhattan  
169 Mary Hart’s Legs  
170 MaryAnnQ  
171 MaxTorque  
172 mazirian  
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174 melanietarrant  
175 Melatonin  
176 Melin  
177 Michelle  
178 MidnightRambler  
179 mikan  
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183 Missy2U  
184 Mister Armageddon  
185 Mojo  
186 Monty  
187 MoosieGirl  
188 moriah  
189 mouthbreather  
190 MrKnowItAll  
191 MrThin Skin  
192 Mrunner  
193 Mullinator  
194 Myndephuquer  
195 MyOtherOtherName  
196 MyronVan Horowitzski  
197 NanoByte  
198 Narile  
199 Neidhart  
200 Nekosoft  
201 neuro-trgrrrl  
202 NickyLarson  
203 NonTarheel  
204 Nu Vo Da Da  
205 Oblio  
206 Odieman  
207 okatym  
208 OldBroad  
209 Olentzero  
210 Omniscient  
211 onesheep  
212 OpalCat  
213 Ophanim  
214 Otis  
215 Pantellerite  
216 Per  
217 PeterNorth  
218 phouka  
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220 pluto  
221 Polycarp  
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223 pricciar  
224 PrivyQueen  
225 Prose  
226 psycat90  
227 puffington  
228 PUNdit  
229 PurpleCrackwhore  
230 Quixotic  
231 Random  
232 Ranger Jeff  
233 Rectangle  
234 renaissanceman  
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236 Rhythmdvl  
237 Rich Hall  
238 RICO\_Act  
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240 Rocko  
241 Rodd Hill  
242 Rosebud  
243 RTFirefly  
244 ruadh  
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246 Rysdad  
247 Sake Samurai  
248 samclem  
249 SanibelMan  
250 Sassy  
251 Satan  
252 SaxFace  
253 Scoobysnax  
254 Scout  
255 SeaDiver  
256 Sealemon88  
257 Sevy  
258 Shadowfox  
259 shantih  
260 Shayna  
261 SingleDad  
262 skelton4947  
263 Sly  
264 slythe  
265 smeggy  
266 Snark  
267 SoulFrost  
268 SpiritusMundi  
269 Spud  
270 Squee  
271 SquidVicious  
272 SterlingNorth  
273 SteveCRC  
274 Stevie Rave On  
275 stolichnaya  
276 StoryTyler  
277 StrTrkr777  
278 sunbear  
279 SuperNerd  
280 Surgoshan  
281 SweetBasil  
282 Sycorax  
283 Sylence  
284 Synthetica  
285 tanstaafl  
286 Tengu  
287 TennHippie  
288 The LION  
289 The Peyote Coyote  
290 The Punkyova  
291 The Raven  
292 the Scarlet Pimpernel  
293 TheDoll  
294 TheUnforgiven  
295 thirdwarning  
296 Thirsty4  
297 three bunny mama  
298 ThufferinThuccotash  
299 Tinker Grey  
300 toecutter  
301 Triskadecamus  
302 TroutMask Replica  
303 TVeblen  
304 Twin  
305 tymp  
306 ubermensch  
307 Ukulele Ike  
308 Uliginous  
309 ultress  
310 UncleBeer  
311 UncleThomist  
312 Ursa Major  
313 Valerieblaise  
314 Vestal Blue  
315 voguevixen  
316 WallyM7  
317 whitetho  
318 WillGolfForFood  
319 Y2Sandgirl  
320 Yue Han  
321 Zeb  
322 ZenBeam  
323 Zette  
324 zyada

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**Author:** ![Glenoled](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Glenoled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glenoled)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/350 "2000-03-12T15:39:00Z")

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## I’m here too… can I make the ‘A’ list? 😃

I don’t suffer from insanity…  
I enjoy every minute of it!

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**Author:** ![Rousseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Rousseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rousseau)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/351 "2000-03-12T17:04:00Z")

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Present.

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“History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill

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**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/352 "2000-03-13T01:59:00Z")

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Count me in.

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**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/353 "2000-03-13T06:13:00Z")

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Guess it takes alot to be recognized around here.

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I have great faith in fools, self-confidence my friends call it.—  
Edgar Allan Poe

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**Author:** ![billehunt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c37758/32.png) [@billehunt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billehunt)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/354 "2000-03-13T10:05:00Z")

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Damn, I have to sit at the kids table again?

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**Author:** ![dwtno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@dwtno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwtno)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/355 "2000-03-13T17:53:00Z")

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dwtno present, sir!

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**Author:** ![sorrel554](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@sorrel554](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sorrel554)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/356 "2000-03-14T06:10:00Z")

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I’m here, too.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/357 "2000-03-13T23:57:00Z")

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oh, man…  
I just got here…

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“Patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings.” Bob Dylan

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**Author:** ![Suzeanne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Suzeanne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suzeanne)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/358 "2000-03-14T01:37:00Z")

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Huh?

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**Author:** ![Quarterat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/5daacb/32.png) [@Quarterat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quarterat)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/359 "2000-03-14T02:39:00Z")

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yo

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**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/360 "2000-03-14T10:58:00Z")

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Hello, everyone, my name is coosa and I’m an al—oops, wrong group.

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Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.

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