# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![leafrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@leafrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leafrog)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/361 "2000-03-14T10:59:00Z")
yo * * * Make it fit. ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/362 "2000-03-14T13:44:00Z")
Alive and well. * * * Letting my inner child run loose and break things. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/363 "2000-03-14T14:29:00Z")
I’m not here, I’m at work * * * Teacher, my red crayon tastes funny – Ralph Wiggum ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/364 "2000-03-14T16:00:00Z")
Oh, dear, I suppose I ought to chime in, too. {chime} Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![astronut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@astronut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astronut)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/365 "2000-03-14T16:26:00Z")
I think, therefore I’m here. Astro, the ultimate lurker Signing off… ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/366 "2000-03-14T17:28:00Z")
**I’ve just been watching thus far, but I think I’d like to participate now. Do I get a copy of the video?** ---
**Author:** ![abderian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@abderian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abderian)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/367 "2000-03-14T17:54:00Z")
Hello. I’m new, but I brought chocolate cupcakes. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/368 "2000-03-15T00:26:00Z")
## HEY!!! I’m here…am I too late? Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/369 "2000-03-15T00:26:00Z")
I’m here, too! ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/370 "2000-03-15T00:28:00Z")
Hello! I’m here, too. ---
**Author:** ![tbea925](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@tbea925](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tbea925)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/371 "2000-03-15T00:43:00Z")
Count me in! * * * Not voted most anything ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/372 "2000-03-15T10:43:00Z")
Here I am to save the day! Or something. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/373 "2000-03-15T17:19:00Z")
Hello. I think therefore I…damn, I forgot that last part. * * * DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour. BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/374 "2000-03-15T17:24:00Z")
Hello. I think therefore I…damn, I forgot that last part. * * * DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour. BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/375 "2000-03-15T17:29:00Z")
Hello. I think therefore I…damn, I forgot that last part. * * * DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour. BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/376 "2000-03-15T17:50:00Z")
I was absent the day the test was taken, can I get an A anyway? ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/377 "2000-03-17T03:26:00Z")
Where’d those chocolate cupcakes go? Did you guys eat them all already? * * * Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant. ---
**Author:** ![Brewpub\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Brewpub\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brewpub_Wench)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/378 "2000-03-19T19:05:00Z")
## Ok, ok, I’m here. Beers all 'round! Lacey _…well all I could say was “Ouch.”_ ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/379 "2000-03-20T22:28:00Z")
New member here, and I was asked to sign in…so…I’m signing in! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![quadell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/b9bd4f/32.png) [@quadell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quadell)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/380 "2000-03-21T04:18:00Z")
**I never** thought I’d see a post _this big!!_ Good gravy! Hi all! You again have a Quadell! I regret only that I’m the 4th Q on the list (and no X’s so far! Must all be in Texas…) Your Quadell [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=20)