# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/21 "1999-12-16T01:49:00Z")
Hi Mom! * * * JMcC, San Francisco, [JJM’s page from the Bay](http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html) If I were a baseball player, and I got beaned by a fastball, I wouldn’t want medical attention. I’d want my limp, lifeless body flung to 1st, cause, dammit, I earned it! ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/22 "1999-12-16T01:51:00Z")
I’m here. I left the other six behind. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/23 "1999-12-16T01:55:00Z")
Accounted for. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/24 "1999-12-16T02:00:00Z")
On deck. ::dressed in spiffy choker whites w/shiny medals:: ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/25 "1999-12-16T02:00:00Z")
Here! (Anything to increase my number of posts) 😉 * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/26 "1999-12-16T02:01:00Z")
Present and accounted for. ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/27 "1999-12-16T02:04:00Z")
(snore)…uh, what? Yeah, uh, present. ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/28 "1999-12-16T02:04:00Z")
Oh. I thought this was a list of the people we had to report to when our mother ship comes. Umm, never mind. pat ---
**Author:** ![OldBroad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@OldBroad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldBroad)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/29 "1999-12-16T02:10:00Z")
Here And there. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/30 "1999-12-16T02:15:00Z")
If I fell down in a forest and nobody was there to see me, would I still be there? Nope. Because I’m here. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/31 "1999-12-16T02:19:00Z")
No,no, people please. Enough with the standing ovation. I appreciate it, but I just want to hang out in here with all the little people and have myself counted. * * * Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/32 "1999-12-16T03:05:00Z")
Aloha! ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/33 "1999-12-16T03:18:00Z")
I would be here, but the cold medication has left me floating somewhere up there. ::points at sky, faints:: ---
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/34 "1999-12-16T03:30:00Z")
Don’t tell anyone I’m here…I’m supposed to be working on a paper. I know, I know. I’m a bad, bad girl. But I made roll call. * * * Question authority–just not mine. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/35 "1999-12-16T03:49:00Z")
Here I yam. * * * “Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.” _Guanolad_ ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/36 "1999-12-16T03:58:00Z")
As my LIL says,“Are you STILL on Dope?” Yep. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/37 "1999-12-16T04:09:00Z")
Present and accounted for, sirs! * * * “Jesus Mary Joseph…you’re a biker chick!” - co-worker, upon hearing of my tattoo. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/38 "1999-12-16T04:15:00Z")
Yup! * * * And that’s just my opinion. I could be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Just\_Ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Ed)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/39 "1999-12-16T04:19:00Z")
How ya doin? ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/40 "1999-12-16T04:20:00Z")
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