# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/381 "2000-03-21T04:42:00Z")
Hey! Quadell’s back! Woohooo! Celebration time! The board has missed you, Quadell! Welcome back! * * * Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant. ---
**Author:** ![Dirt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Dirt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirt)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/382 "2000-03-21T16:56:00Z")
Look what someone tracked in. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Naked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Buck\_Naked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Naked)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/383 "2000-03-21T19:54:00Z")
um…yeah, anyways * * * I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here. ---
**Author:** ![Flyhalf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ea5d25/32.png) [@Flyhalf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flyhalf)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/384 "2000-03-23T14:39:00Z")
I’m willing to share my beer. * * * When you know that your time is close at hand Maybe then you’ll begin to understand Life down here is just a strange illusion ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/385 "2000-03-25T16:46:00Z")
I just got out of the tub, so I’m still a little wet behind the ears, but hey, I’m here! (I think Beatle ought to get some kind of medal, or Pizza Hut coupon or something, for typing out all those names. Good heavens, child!) ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/386 "2000-04-01T19:42:00Z")
Here there & everywhere ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/387 "2000-04-02T00:50:00Z")
Huh? What? no,no, I was just resting my eyes. Can you repeat the question? Oh, yeah, I’m here. ---
**Author:** ![edbenson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e79b87/32.png) [@edbenson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edbenson)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/388 "2000-04-02T16:51:00Z")
Well, I wasn’t officially here when this topic started, but I am now, so there! ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/389 "2000-04-03T03:34:00Z")
I’m just a figment of your collective subconsiousness. * * * Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/390 "2000-04-04T13:45:00Z")
? * * * [SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html) ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/391 "2000-04-04T13:50:00Z")
Here! ---
**Author:** ![I.M.Kierkegaard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ea5d25/32.png) [@I.M.Kierkegaard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I.M.Kierkegaard)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/392 "2000-04-04T13:56:00Z")
I’m new… but I’m here. Do I get to be on the master list? Huh, do I? Please? * * * –I am Soren Kierkegaard.– “People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.” ---
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/393 "2000-04-04T14:04:00Z")
And the small kangaroo in her pouch said, me too. * * * inconceivable? i don’t think that word means what you think it does ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/394 "2000-04-04T14:07:00Z")
I’m not falling for this. Damn. OK, I am falling for this. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/395 "2000-04-04T14:22:00Z")
Ye gods, I hope I’m not asked to cook for all these people… Is someone compiling all these? * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![MtnMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85e7bf/32.png) [@MtnMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MtnMan)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/396 "2000-04-04T15:51:00Z")
I do not wish to be included on the master list. Damn. You tricked me, didn’t you. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/397 "2000-04-04T15:55:00Z")
ok add me 🙂 * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/398 "2000-04-04T15:59:00Z")
I thought I asked to get added before, but I could be wrong. Chalk me up! ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/399 "2000-04-04T16:04:00Z")
Yo! * * * Chaim Mattis Keller [ckeller@kozmo.com](mailto:ckeller@kozmo.com) “Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible. The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.” – Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/400 "2000-04-04T18:22:00Z")
me too, please! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=21)