# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/401 "2000-04-04T18:25:00Z")
Damn, I hate being left out. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/402 "2000-04-04T18:33:00Z")
Update 1 00 Buckshot 2 adam yax 3 aenea 4 Ag80 5 agisofia 6 aha 7 AHunter3 8 Al G 9 Alphagene 10 Amazingrace 11 android209 12 andros 13 AntiPro 14 APB9999 15 ARG220 16 Arjuna34 17 ArnoWinkelried 18 as\_u\_wish 19 aseymayo 20 Atrael 21 AuntiePam 22 AuraSeer 23 AWB 24 Ayesha/Lioness 25 Azathoth 26 B\_Line12 27 Banks 28 Bast 29 beatle 30 beefymeg 31 Beeruser 32 BigDaddyD 33 Billdo 34 blackwrangler98 35 Bluepony 36 BlueTwylight 37 BobbyO 38 boli 39 BorisB 40 Boscibo 41 Bosda Di 'Chi of Tricor 42 Breckinshire 43 Bricker 44 brooklyn44 45 Buck Naked 46 Bug Vomit 47 BunnyGirl 48 BurnMeUp 49 Byzantine 50 C3 51 Cabbage 52 Cactus Rose 53 CanadianSue 54 Canthearya 55 Cap’nCrude 56 cards 57 CarlBerry 58 casdave 59 Catrandom 60 Cessandra 61 Chef Troy 62 cher3 63 chief 64 ChiefScott 65 ChrisCTP 66 ChroToaster 67 CircusBoy 68 ClarkK 69 cmkeller 70 coffeecat 71 Coldfire 72 CommandeFortune 73 crackwise 74 Crick&Watson 75 Cristi 76 Crystalguy 77 DaAce 78 Daniel 79 deathawk 80 Delta-9 81 Democritus 82 Dewaholic 83 Diane 84 DirtyDevil 85 divemaster 86 Dizzy 87 Doctor Jackson 88 DoctorJ 89 DoghouseReilly 90 Doobieous 91 DougBowe 92 DrainBead 93 DrMatrix 94 drollman 95 edbenson 96 eden 97 eggo 98 elelle 99 ElmerJ. Fudd 100 EnigmaOne 101 Enright3 102 evilbeth 103 ExTank 104 Falcon 105 Felice 106 Fillet 107 Fleetwood 108 Flyhalf 109 fogmage 110 foolsguinea 111 Frankd6 112 Frankie 113 froololly 114 funneefarmer 115 fuzzy-wuzzy 116 Gabriel 117 Geezer 118 GermBoy 119 Gilligan 120 GlassGirl 121 glee 122 GolfWidow 123 Gr8Kat 124 Grace 125 Greathouse 126 Green Bean 127 Greyson3 128 GuanoLad 129 Havoc 130 HeadlessCow 131 Highlander 132 hightechburrito 133 Holly 134 Homer 135 I.M.Kierkegaard 136 Imthecowgodmoo 137 Iyamity 138 jab1 139 Jackamus 140 jazzmine 141 JBENZ 142 JCorre 143 Jeannie 144 Jebediah 145 JimB 146 jjtm 147 jodih 148 John Corrado 149 Jois 150 Jophiel 151 JustDucky 152 Jvanhorn 153 Kat 154 kayT 155 kellibelli 156 Kent4mmy 157 Kepi 158 keystream 159 Kid\_Gilligan 160 Kilgore Trout 161 kknick34 162 Kricket 163 krish 164 Krispy Original 165 kunilou 166 Kvallulf 167 labradorian 168 Larry Borgia 169 Lauralee 170 Lawrence 171 Lexicon 172 Little Nemo 173 Lost 174 Louie 175 Lucretia 176 MadPoet 177 Maelro 178 Majormd 179 MandaJO 180 manhattan 181 MaryAnnQ 182 MaryHart’s Legs 183 MaxTorque 184 mazirian 185 mega the roo 186 melanietarrant 187 Melatonin 188 Melin 189 Michelle 190 MidnightRambler 191 mikan 192 Milossarian 193 Minxsmom 194 missdavis102 195 Missy2U 196 Mister Armageddon 197 Mojo 198 Monty 199 MoosieGirl 200 moriah 201 mouthbreather 202 MrKnowItAll 203 MrThSkin 204 Mrunner 205 MtnMan 206 Mullinator 207 Myndephuquer 208 MyOtherOtherName 209 MyroHorowitzski 210 NanoByte 211 Narile 212 Neidhart 213 Nekosoft 214 neuro-trash grrrl 215 NickyLarson 216 NonTarheel 217 Notthemama 218 Nu Vo Da Da 219 Oblio 220 Odieman 221 okatym 222 OldBroad 223 Olentzero 224 Omniscient 225 onesheep 226 OpalCat 227 Ophanim 228 Otis 229 Otto 230 Pantellerite 231 Per 232 PeterNorth 233 phouka 234 Pixoid 235 pluto 236 Polycarp 237 Poysyn 238 pricciar 239 PrivyQueen 240 Prose 241 psycat90 242 puffington 243 PUNdit 244 PurpleCrackwhore 245 Quixotic 246 Random 247 Ranger Jeff (nèe Ranger) 248 Rectangle 249 renaissanceman 250 ReservoirDog 251 Rhythmdvl 252 RichHall 253 RICO\_Act 254 RMMentock 255 Rocko 256 RoddHill 257 Rosebud 258 RTFirefly 259 ruadh 260 Ruffian 261 Rysdad 262 SakeSamurai 263 samclem 264 SanibelMan 265 Sassy 266 Satan 267 SaxFace 268 Scoobysnax 269 Scout 270 SeaDiver 271 Sealemon88 272 Sevy 273 Shadowfox 274 shantih 275 Shayna 276 SingleDad 277 skelton4947 278 Sly 279 slythe 280 smeggy 281 Snark 282 SoulFrost 283 SpiritusMundi 284 Spud 285 SqrlCub 286 Squee 287 SquidVicious 288 SterlingNorth 289 SteveCRC 290 Stevie Rave On 291 stolichnaya 292 StoryTyler 293 StrTrkr777 294 sunbear 295 SuperNerd 296 Surgoshan 297 SweetBasil 298 Sycorax 299 Sylence 300 Synthetica 301 tanstaafl 302 Tengu 303 TennHippie 304 The LION 305 The Peyote Coyote 306 The Punkyova 307 The Raven 308 the Scarlet Pimpernel 309 TheDoll 310 TheUnforgiven 311 thirdwarning 312 Thirsty4 313 three bunny mama 314 ThufferinThuccotash 315 Tinker Grey 316 toecutter 317 Trion 318 Triskadecamus 319 Trout Mask Replica 320 TVeblen 321 Twin 322 tymp 323 ubermensch 324 Ukulele Ike 325 Uliginous 326 ultress 327 UncleBeer 328 UncleThomist 329 Ursa Major 330 Valerieblaise 331 Vestal Blue 332 voguevixen 333 WallyM7 334 weirddave 335 whitetho 336 WillGolfForFood 337 Y2Sandgirl 338 Yue Han 339 Zeb 340 ZenBeam 341 Zette 342 zyada ---
**Author:** ![CatInHat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CatInHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatInHat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/403 "2000-04-04T18:51:00Z")
Still here, although too busy to do anything but lurk these days. * * * Never attribute to malice anything that can be attributed to stupidity. – Unknown ---
**Author:** ![redtail23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3e96dc/32.png) [@redtail23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/redtail23)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/404 "2000-04-04T19:13:00Z")
hello? am i too late? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/405 "2000-04-04T19:20:00Z")
**HEY!** You forgot me! And I already posted here! {grumble grumble anti-gay harassment grumble grumble} (Ooo, unless I’m listed under **The Gay Guy**!) Esprix - that’s E-S-P-R-I-X * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/406 "2000-04-04T21:47:00Z")
Hey, beatle. You forgot **SwimmingRiddles** again. Man, you just gotta keep on top of some people… 😉 * * * _God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._ ---
**Author:** ![sorrel554](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@sorrel554](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sorrel554)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/407 "2000-04-04T23:02:00Z")
I checked in about halfway down page 8, but I don’t see my name on the latest update. Pretty please? 🙂 * * * Those who do not learn from history are condemned to fail the class. --A **WallyM7** creation ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/408 "2000-04-04T23:31:00Z")
Awright! Awright! It was lunch - I was hurryin’! ``` 1 00 Buckshot 2 adam yax 3 aenea 4 Ag80 5 agisofia 6 aha 7 AHunter3 8 Al G 9 Alphagene 10 Amazingrace 11 android209 12 andros 13 Angkins 14 Anti Pro 15 APB9999 16 ARG220 17 Arjuna34 18 Arnold Winkelried 19 as_u_wish 20 aseymayo 21 astronut 22 Atrael 23 AuntiePam 24 AuraSeer 25 AWB 26 Ayesha / Lioness 27 Azathoth 28 B_Line12 29 Banks 30 Bast 31 beatle 32 beefymeg 33 Beeruser 34 BigDaddyD 35 Biggirl 36 Billdo 37 billehunt 38 blackwrangler98 39 Blue Twylight 40 Bluepony 41 BobbyO 42 boli 43 BorisB 44 Boscibo 45 Bosda Di 'Chi of Tricor 46 Breckinshire 47 Brewpub Wench 48 Bricker 49 brooklyn44 50 Buck Naked 51 Bug Vomit 52 BunnyGirl 53 BurnMeUp 54 Byzantine 55 C3 56 Cabbage 57 Cactus Rose 58 CanadianSue 59 Canthearya 60 Cap'nCrude 61 cards 62 Carl Berry 63 casdave 64 CatInHat 65 Catrandom 66 Cessandra 67 Chef Troy 68 cher3 69 chief 70 ChiefScott 71 ChrisCTP 72 Chrome Toaster 73 CircusBoy 74 ClarkK 75 cmkeller 76 coffeecat 77 Coldfire 78 CommanderFortune 79 coosa 80 crackwise 81 Crick&Watson 82 Cristi 83 Crystalguy 84 D Marie 85 DaAce 86 Daniel 87 deathawk 88 Delta-9 89 Democritus 90 Dewaholic 91 Diane 92 Dirt 93 DirtyDevil 94 divemaster 95 Dizzy 96 Doctor Jackson 97 DoctorJ 98 DoghouseReilly 99 Doobieous 100 Doug Bowe 101 DrainBead 102 DrMatrix 103 drollman 104 dwtno 105 edbenson 106 eden 107 eggo 108 elbows3 109 elelle 110 ElmerJ.Fudd 111 EnigmaOne 112 Enright3 113 Esprix 114 evilbeth 115 ExTank 116 Falcon 117 Felice 118 Fillet 119 Fleetwood 120 Flyhalf 121 fogmage 122 foolsguinea 123 Frankd6 124 Frankie 125 froololly 126 funneefarmer 127 fuzzy-wuzzy 128 Gabriel 129 Geezer 130 Germ Boy 131 Gilligan 132 GlassGirl 133 glee 134 Glenoled 135 GolfWidow 136 Gr8Kat 137 Grace 138 Greathouse 139 Green Bean 140 Greyson3 141 GuanoLad 142 Havoc 143 HeadlessCow 144 Highlander 145 hightechburrito 146 Holly 147 Homer 148 I.M.Kierkegaard 149 idiotboy 150 Imthecowgodmoo 151 Iyamity 152 jab1 153 Jackamus 154 jazzmine 155 JBENZ 156 JCorre 157 Jeannie 158 Jebediah 159 JimB 160 jjtm 161 jodih 162 John Corrado 163 Jois 164 Jophiel 165 JustDucky 166 Jvanhorn 167 Kat 168 kayT 169 kellibelli 170 Kent4mmy 171 Kepi 172 keystream 173 Kid_Gilligan 174 Kilgore Trout 175 kknick34 176 Kricket 177 krish 178 Krispy Original 179 kunilou 180 Kvallulf 181 labradorian 182 Larry Borgia 183 Lauralee 184 Lawrence 185 leafrog 186 Lexicon 187 Lissa 188 Little Nemo 189 Lost 190 Louie 191 Lucretia 192 MadPoet 193 Maelro 194 Majormd 195 MandaJO 196 manhattan 197 Mary Hart's Legs 198 MaryAnnQ 199 MaxTorque 200 mazirian 201 mega the roo 202 melanietarrant 203 Melatonin 204 Melin 205 Michelle 206 MidnightRambler 207 mikan 208 Milossarian 209 Minxsmom 210 missdavis102 211 Missy2U 212 Mister Armageddon 213 Mojo 214 Monty 215 MoosieGirl 216 moriah 217 mouthbreather 218 MrKnowItAll 219 MrThin Skin 220 Mrunner 221 MtnMan 222 Mullinator 223 Myndephuquer 224 MyOtherOtherName 225 Myron Van Horowitzski 226 NanoByte 227 Narile 228 Neidhart 229 Nekosoft 230 neuro-trgrrrl 231 NickyLarson 232 NonTarheel 233 Notthemama 234 Nu Vo Da Da 235 Oblio 236 Odieman 237 okatym 238 OldBroad 239 Olentzero 240 Omniscient 241 onesheep 242 OpalCat 243 Ophanim 244 opus 245 Otis 246 Otto 247 Pantellerite 248 Per 249 PeterNorth 250 phouka 251 Pixoid 252 pluto 253 Polycarp 254 Portwest 255 Poysyn 256 pricciar 257 PrivyQueen 258 Prose 259 psycat90 260 puffington 261 PUNdit 262 PurpleCrackwhore 263 quadell 264 Quarterat 265 Quixotic 266 Qwisp 267 Random 268 Ranger Jeff (nèe Ranger) 269 Rectangle 270 redtail23 271 Redwing 272 renaissanceman 273 ReservoirDog 274 Rhythmdvl 275 Rich Hall 276 RICO_Act 277 RMMentock 278 Rocko 279 Rodd Hill 280 Rosebud 281 Rousseau 282 RTFirefly 283 ruadh 284 Ruffian 285 Rysdad 286 Sake Samurai 287 samclem 288 SanibelMan 289 Sassy 290 Satan 291 SaxFace 292 Scoobysnax 293 Scout 294 SeaDiver 295 Sealemon88 296 Sevy 297 Shadowfox 298 shantih 299 Shayna 300 SingleDad 301 skelton4947 302 Sly 303 slythe 304 smeggy 305 Snark 306 SoulFrost 307 SpiritusMundi 308 Spud 309 SqrlCub 310 Squee 311 SquidVicious 312 SterlingNorth 313 SteveCRC 314 Stevie Rave On 315 stolichnaya 316 StoryTyler 317 StrTrkr777 318 sunbear 319 SuperNerd 320 Surgoshan 321 Suzeanne 322 SweetBasil 323 SwimmingRiddles 324 Sycorax 325 Sylence 326 Synthetica 327 tanstaafl 328 tbea925 329 techchick68 330 Tengu 331 TennHippie 332 The LION 333 The Peyote Coyote 334 The Punkyova 335 The Raven 336 the Scarlet Pimpernel 337 TheDoll 338 TheUnforgiven 339 thirdwarning 340 Thirsty4 341 ThisYearsGirl 342 three bunny mama 343 ThufferinThuccotash 344 Tinker Grey 345 toecutter 346 Trion 347 Triskadecamus 348 TroutMask Replica 349 TVeblen 350 Twin 351 tymp 352 ubermensch 353 Ukulele Ike 354 Uliginous 355 ultress 356 UncleBeer 357 UncleThomist 358 Ursa Major 359 Valerieblaise 360 Vestal Blue 361 voguevixen 362 WallyM7 363 waterj2 364 weirddave 365 whitetho 366 WillGolfForFood 367 Y2Sandgirl 368 Yue Han 369 Zeb 370 ZenBeam 371 Zette 372 zyada ``` ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/409 "2000-04-05T05:48:00Z")
out of 5600, there’s only 370 regulars? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/410 "2000-04-05T07:24:00Z")
Me too! * * * “His eyes are as green as a fresh-pickled toad, His hair is as dark as a blackboard, I wish he was mine, he’s really divine, The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.” ---
**Author:** ![Neenah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/958977/32.png) [@Neenah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neenah)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/411 "2000-04-05T09:22:00Z")
Me too, me too! ---
**Author:** ![kawliga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ea666f/32.png) [@kawliga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kawliga)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/412 "2000-04-05T09:29:00Z")
Me, three. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/413 "2000-04-05T13:22:00Z")
Ah, evil #113. Very good… Thanks beatle! Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![aschrott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aca169/32.png) [@aschrott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aschrott)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/414 "2000-04-05T14:31:00Z")
Count me in! * * * Ignorant since 1972 ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/415 "2000-04-05T14:33:00Z")
Hey, when are you going to add the links to everbodys email and profile? Just kidding, this has been a heavy duty task as it is. * * * Gee, I don’t think any of us expected him to say that. ---
**Author:** ![ghoti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@ghoti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ghoti)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/416 "2000-04-05T15:01:00Z")
Here! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/417 "2000-04-05T15:07:00Z")
yo * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/418 "2000-04-05T15:56:00Z")
Umm… **David B** posted on page 5, but he is not on the list. * * * Virtually yours, DrMatrix “Feynman was wrong. I understand Quantum Physics completely. Anybody seen my drugs?” - **WallyM7** ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/419 "2000-04-06T05:21:00Z")
WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!! I’ve been waiting all my life for this! * * * Never criticize a person until you walk a mile in their shoes… this way when you do criticize them you’ll be a mile away… oh… and you’ll have free shoes. :o) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/420 "2000-04-05T18:23:00Z")
**David B** posted on page 5 of this thread and he’s not on the list. I thought we liked him. * * * Virtually yours, DrMatrix “Feynman was wrong. I understand Quantum Physics completely. Anybody seen my drugs?” - **WallyM7** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=22)