# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/421 "2000-04-06T02:01:00Z")
Okay, posting (without reading the whole thread!!!) just so I’m officially listed. I _had_ to wait till page 9. ---
**Author:** ![xekul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/838e76/32.png) [@xekul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xekul)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/422 "2000-04-06T06:46:00Z")
Booga booga. * * * ``You’re just an empty cage girl if you kill the bird.’’ – Tori Amos. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/423 "2000-04-06T18:08:00Z")
I made the list! This validates my entire life! * * * Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it. ---
**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/424 "2000-04-06T18:14:00Z")
Huff Puff Just caught up. Don’t forget me. ---
**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/425 "2000-04-06T18:18:00Z")
Huff Puff Just caught up. Don’t forget me. ---
**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/426 "2000-04-06T18:25:00Z")
Huff Puff Just caught up. Don’t forget me. ---
**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/427 "2000-04-06T18:27:00Z")
Huff Puff Just caught up. Don’t forget me. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/428 "2000-04-06T19:45:00Z")
Kudos to beatle, the hardest working man on the SD! At least at compiling lists, anyway. 😃 * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![ralphredan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f4b2a3/32.png) [@ralphredan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralphredan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/429 "2000-04-06T20:04:00Z")
I’m a split personality, so put me down for 1/2, or is it 2? 😕 Don’t do it! He has to ask my half first! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ralphredan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f4b2a3/32.png) [@ralphredan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralphredan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/430 "2000-04-06T20:07:00Z")
I’m a split personality, so put me down for 1/2, or is it 2? 😕 Don’t do it! He has to ask my half first! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ralphredan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f4b2a3/32.png) [@ralphredan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralphredan)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/431 "2000-04-06T20:16:00Z")
I’m a split personality, so put me down for 1/2, or is it 2? 😕 Don’t do it! He has to ask my half first! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Absynthetic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/97f17d/32.png) [@Absynthetic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absynthetic)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/432 "2000-04-07T23:52:00Z")
I don’t post much, but I’m here too! * * * Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Anne\_Thrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e480ec/32.png) [@Miss\_Anne\_Thrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Anne_Thrope)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/433 "2000-04-08T00:01:00Z")
I am the poster formerly known as smeggy. So if someone compiles another list, you can delete smeggy and add me. Thank you, and goodnight. ---
**Author:** ![MrWhy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@MrWhy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrWhy)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/434 "2000-04-08T00:42:00Z")
I don’t post much, but I’m here most of the time… ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/435 "2000-04-08T02:16:00Z")
Standing up to be counted, banging his head on the shelf, falling over the table and into the dog dish, and hoping to be noticed and counted. * * * Once in a while you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right… ---
**Author:** ![GoSensGo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@GoSensGo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoSensGo)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/436 "2000-04-07T11:41:00Z")
This is probably the most pointless thread yet. SInglehandedly able to shut down the board, no doubt, if the other 5000 members were to simultaneously post here… ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/437 "2000-04-07T19:55:00Z")
Closing this thread to make way for Part 2, [Master List Redux](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000980.html) your humble TubaDiva Administrator The Straight Dope ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/438 "2000-04-07T23:29:00Z")
3:14 ---
**Author:** ![Geenius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Geenius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geenius)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/439 "2000-05-25T16:16:00Z")
Ya – tut. ---
**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/440 "2000-05-25T17:18:38Z")
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