# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/41 "1999-12-16T04:22:00Z")
I’m not here, nobody saw me here, you can’t prove a thing! ---
**Author:** ![Al\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4491bb/32.png) [@Al\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al_G)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/42 "1999-12-16T04:23:00Z")
klik-klik ---
**Author:** ![Jackamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Jackamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackamus)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/43 "1999-12-16T04:29:00Z")
Right here, boss! ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/44 "1999-12-16T04:31:00Z")
Nope… not me. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/45 "1999-12-16T04:40:00Z")
\\\\\Here I am! WOOHOO!!!\\\\\ * * * – Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) “Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/22d042/32.png) [@Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lost)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/46 "1999-12-16T04:57:00Z")
How did I get here? ---
**Author:** ![MandaJo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@MandaJo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MandaJo)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/47 "1999-12-16T05:35:00Z")
Present, more often than I oughta be. ---
**Author:** ![AuraSeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AuraSeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuraSeer)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/48 "1999-12-16T06:13:00Z")
Ping! ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/49 "1999-12-16T06:16:00Z")
Yo. * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/50 "1999-12-16T07:35:00Z")
I’m not here–I just think I am. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/51 "1999-12-16T08:06:00Z")
I was here But now I’m gone. I left my name… Oh, never mind. Here. * * * _The margarine of evil_ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/52 "1999-12-16T10:29:00Z")
There’s no way I’m going to participate in a blatant board padding scheme like this. You definitely won’t see me posting on this thread. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/53 "1999-12-16T11:34:00Z")
I got here via another thread. * * * Why doesn’t the sun come out at night when the light would be more useful? (Pratchett) ---
**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/54 "1999-12-16T14:23:00Z")
Do you realize that with more than 3500 posters and only 50 posts a page, that if this actually \*works, \* this thread will be more than 70 pages long? That’ll almost catch up with the “earth is flat” thread. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/55 "1999-12-16T14:44:00Z")
_Coldfires wakes up and scratches his ass_ YAAAAWNNNN… Hey Uncle, gimme a beer will ya ! O wait… it’s the other Extremely Long Thread in Progress (ELTiP - El Tip ? Mexican Angry Waiter who had to throw back the exact change ??). ## In which case, Amsterdam calling 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/56 "1999-12-16T15:28:00Z")
Sorry I’m late, I…uh, I thought there were supposed to be about 3,000 people in this class. I guess I’m early, then. ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/57 "1999-12-16T16:17:00Z")
I’m sorta here. (Don’t want to commit too fully, you know.) * * * …but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans! ---
**Author:** ![Twin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/85f322/32.png) [@Twin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Twin)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/58 "1999-12-16T16:39:00Z")
Here! ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/59 "1999-12-16T16:49:00Z")
Hello * * * -Jesus Saves He passes to Mike Modano. THEY SCORE!!! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/60 "1999-12-16T16:58:00Z")
::jumping up and down, waving over all the tall people:: ahh forget it, ill just jump up on Coldfire’s shoulders 🙂 * * * I opened the door, and look who I found. Damn I’m good [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=4)