# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/61 "1999-12-16T17:01:00Z")
\>\> wink \<\< ---
**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/62 "1999-12-16T17:07:00Z")
Might as well join the party ``` :::SPLASH::: ``` ---
**Author:** ![Havoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Havoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Havoc)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/63 "1999-12-16T17:11:00Z")
Reporting for duty. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/64 "1999-12-16T17:16:00Z")
Damnable peer pressure… ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/65 "1999-12-16T17:36:00Z")
I’m here. ---
**Author:** ![Oblio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c4cdca/32.png) [@Oblio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblio)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/66 "1999-12-16T17:59:00Z")
This is the town and these are The People, This is the town where The People all stay … ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/67 "1999-12-17T06:48:00Z")
Sorry, I’ve gone home for the holidays. * * * Cessandra Killed a man with no hands. . . ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/68 "1999-12-17T06:53:00Z")
I’m here, or words to that effect. * * * You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!! ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/69 "1999-12-17T06:54:00Z")
Inspector Crude of Scotland Yard, special Flying Squad, has arrived. Right, what’s all this then? * * * –Da Cap’n “Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn With a deck of fifty-one.” ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/70 "1999-12-17T06:57:00Z")
\_/\_ ()/ |/| “They seek him here, they seek him there…” ---
**Author:** ![melanietarrant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@melanietarrant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melanietarrant)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/71 "1999-12-17T06:59:00Z")
i’m not here right now, but if you’d like to leave a message after the beep someone will get back to you. BEEP. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/72 "1999-12-16T19:07:00Z")
Bueller… Bueller… Bueller… Bueller… * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/73 "1999-12-16T19:24:00Z")
Thank you for coming. You’re probably wondering why I asked you all to show up in evening dress at this deserted truck stop in Spuzzum, British Columbia… but someone in this room is the _real_ murderer of Captain Browne-Staynes, and I shall now reveal their name! (Cooly lights pipe and sets his celluloid dickey on fire)… * * * **Launcher may train without warning.** ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/74 "1999-12-16T19:24:00Z")
I can’t be here, I’m at work… * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) [Join the FSH Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/75 "1999-12-16T19:33:00Z")
Sometimes here, unless I’m a figment of Somebody’s imagination. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/76 "1999-12-16T19:34:00Z")
sorry I am late… I had a job to do, but I am here now and that’s what’s important! * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/77 "1999-12-16T19:35:00Z")
blah blah blah ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/78 "1999-12-16T19:37:00Z")
::singing:: Oh, there’s no place like here for the holidaaaaaaaays… ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/79 "1999-12-16T19:54:00Z")
Where’s pluto? ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/80 "1999-12-16T20:03:00Z")
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