# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/101 "1999-12-17T14:48:00Z")
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**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/102 "1999-12-18T06:00:00Z")
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**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/103 "1999-12-18T06:46:00Z")
Well G’arsh If you all are waitin on me, Here i am! * * * -Frankie I’m not a shrimp, I’m a King Prawn. -Pepe the Prawn ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_North](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Peter\_North](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_North)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/104 "1999-12-18T06:47:00Z")
yeah ---
**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/105 "1999-12-17T19:01:00Z")
Present! ---
**Author:** ![Stevie\_Rave\_On](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Stevie\_Rave\_On](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stevie_Rave_On)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/106 "1999-12-17T19:11:00Z")
Present and accounted for. * * * Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/107 "1999-12-17T20:28:00Z")
Hey man, I just got here… ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/108 "1999-12-17T20:47:00Z")
ME TOO! ME TOO! * * * VB “Hey! How 'bout that Toe Jam?” ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/109 "1999-12-17T22:00:00Z")
I’m here but I’m not taking calls. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/110 "1999-12-18T02:36:00Z")
Shimm… I mean checking in. * * * …in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird… ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/111 "1999-12-18T02:49:00Z")
Excuse me, but is this the train to Sheboygan? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/112 "1999-12-18T05:09:00Z")
“Mama?” “What?” “Mama?” “What?” “Mama?” “What?” “Mama?” \*“WHAT?” “Hi, Mama!” That was a real conversation between me & my two year old. Please count me as a Doper before my kid makes me too stupid to qualify. Thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Armageddon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@Mister\_Armageddon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Armageddon)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/113 "1999-12-18T17:47:00Z")
Who am I, and what am I doing here? * * * Mr. Armageddon “Just when you thought you had all the answers, I went and changed the questions!”–Roddy Piper ---
**Author:** ![krish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c57346/32.png) [@krish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/krish)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/114 "1999-12-18T19:35:00Z")
Although I don’t post as often now, I’m still here. ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/115 "1999-12-18T20:17:00Z")
Beep. ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/116 "1999-12-18T23:10:00Z")
“All Hail Uncle Cecil”, first ten verses, on the count of three… ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 1999, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/117 "1999-12-19T06:32:00Z")
Would you, Could you with a Goat? I would not could not with a Goat! Would you, Could you on a boat? I would not could not on a boat! **EXCELSIOR!** * * * Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars. ---
**Author:** ![chief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@chief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chief)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 1999, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/118 "1999-12-19T07:10:00Z")
hey hey KIDS ! huhhuhuh 🙂 * * * Chief’s Domain - [http://www.seas.ucla.edu/~ravi](http://www.seas.ucla.edu/~ravi) ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 1999, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/119 "1999-12-19T07:42:00Z")
“Oh, how can you be In two places at once When you’re not anywhere At alllllllllll?” I’m here and it’s weirdly cool. * * * Official Poster of the Millenium ---
**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 1999, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/120 "1999-12-19T08:27:00Z")
i’m kinda late. * * * _what is essential is invisible to the eye -the fox_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=7)