# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 1999, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/121 "1999-12-19T09:40:00Z")
tada! * * * “human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein ---
**Author:** ![mikan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@mikan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikan)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 1999, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/122 "1999-12-19T09:42:00Z")
Does it smell funny in here? ---
**Author:** ![GlassGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@GlassGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GlassGirl)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/123 "1999-12-20T04:40:00Z")
Happy to be here! ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/124 "1999-12-20T12:42:00Z")
Have been here since day 30 or so. ---
**Author:** ![Thirsty4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Thirsty4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thirsty4)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/125 "1999-12-20T12:55:00Z")
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. * * * “You CAN’T be evil. 'Cos no matter how many ‘bad’ things you do on purpose, you MUST be doing it because you think it’s the right thing to do.” ---
**Author:** ![00\_Buckshot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/f0a364/32.png) [@00\_Buckshot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/00_Buckshot)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/126 "1999-12-20T12:56:00Z")
00 ---
**Author:** ![the\_first\_supraliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@the\_first\_supraliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_first_supraliminal)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/127 "1999-12-20T14:21:00Z")
Wait, let me put on my pants. * * * There’s always another beer. ---
**Author:** ![SuperNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@SuperNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNerd)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/128 "1999-12-20T20:10:00Z")
Only 127 out of 3000??? Oh, sorry - 128 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/129 "1999-12-20T20:18:00Z")
I saw all the people here and thought you must be selling drugs. Well, bye then… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![beefymeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@beefymeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beefymeg)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/130 "1999-12-20T20:52:00Z")
Beefymeg is here! Let’s go drink a beer! * * * Sucks to your assmar. ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_Hall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ebca7d/32.png) [@Rich\_Hall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Hall)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/131 "1999-12-20T23:30:00Z")
I’m a member, so I guess I count. We weren’t talking about counting people, just members, right? ---
**Author:** ![keystream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a3d4f5/32.png) [@keystream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keystream)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/132 "1999-12-21T01:16:00Z")
\ Here I am! ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/133 "1999-12-21T01:59:00Z")
Hellllooooo… ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/134 "1999-12-21T02:13:00Z")
New member but that still counts right? * * * “Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.” ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/135 "1999-12-21T04:27:00Z")
Get bent. * * * If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/136 "1999-12-21T07:11:00Z")
Marge: Homer, did you post in this thread? Homer: No! I swear on this Bible! Marge: That’s not a Bible. That’s a book of carpet samples. Homer: Mmmm… fuzzy. –Tim * * * We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak. ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/137 "1999-12-21T10:02:00Z")
You rang? ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kid\_Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/138 "1999-12-21T11:20:00Z")
Ummm… What was the question? ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/139 "1999-12-21T11:45:00Z")
I’m not really here. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/140 "1999-12-21T12:30:00Z")
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