# Master List

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 8

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/141 "1999-12-21T13:52:00Z")

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" **oooOOOOOOoooooh** , So here’s to the hedgehog, he’s sharp as they come,  
You’ll never get through his impregnable bum,  
With his nose up his arsehole and rolled in a ball,  
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all . . . "

Huh? Wha? . . . oh, _ahem_ . . . yeah, I’m here.

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Will work for sig line.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/142 "1999-12-21T15:08:00Z")

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Come on people, smile on your brother  
Everyone come together, try to love one another right now.

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**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/143 "1999-12-21T16:48:00Z")

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## I’m raising my leg and marking this territory.

Formerly unknown as “Melanie”

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**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/144 "1999-12-22T04:56:00Z")

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I’ve decided to follow every sentence in this post with exclamation posts! Which is ironic, see, since the stuff in the post isn’t really worth saying in an exclamatory tone! Puffington, you’re gonna get arrested! I’d also like to mention that my sig line was suggested by Phaedrus! Isn’t a phaedrus a light, two-wheeled carriage?!

Oh well! Happy holidays to everybody!

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- Boris B, Hellacious Ornithologist

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**Author:** ![Sycorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Sycorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sycorax)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 1999, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/145 "1999-12-24T02:29:00Z")

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I’m here but I don’t know why - seemed like the thing to do. Movin’ on…

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 1999, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/146 "1999-12-24T03:46:00Z")

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Master list huh? OK let me try.  
[ul][li]This is the first bulleted item.[/li][li]This is the second bulleted item.[/ul][/li]Well, Did I master list? … Uh, what?  
Oh, nevermind.

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Virtually yours,

DrMatrix

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**Author:** ![NanoByte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@NanoByte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NanoByte)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 1999, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/147 "1999-12-24T23:24:00Z")

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You all appear to look exactly like lemmings at this moment. I wonder if that has any significance. 8 days to go.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 1999, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/148 "1999-12-26T20:30:00Z")

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Finally, a thread I can contribute to without knowing anything. Not that it usually stops me, anyway.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/149 "1999-12-27T08:03:00Z")

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In the Library of Congress.

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**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/150 "1999-12-27T14:59:00Z")

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Ayup.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/151 "1999-12-27T16:29:00Z")

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One more accounted for.

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Sue from El Paso

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

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**Author:** ![Per](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9f8e36/32.png) [@Per](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Per)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/152 "1999-12-31T05:36:00Z")

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Lurking about as usual.

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Show me something built to last.

- Robert Hunter

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**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/153 "2000-01-02T03:41:00Z")

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No one ever tells me anything…checking in late, but here none the less!

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**Author:** ![Synthetica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@Synthetica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Synthetica)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/154 "2000-01-02T04:45:00Z")

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count me in . . .

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\<subliminal\> Miracles! Happen! \</subliminal\>

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**Author:** ![fuzzy-wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b38774/32.png) [@fuzzy-wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzy-wuzzy)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/155 "2000-01-03T03:59:00Z")

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I was here…but I’m not sure any more

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“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda

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**Author:** ![Myndephuquer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/156 "2000-01-07T17:01:00Z")

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@^#\*$!!!

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**Author:** ![renaissanceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@renaissanceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/renaissanceman)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/157 "2000-01-07T21:25:00Z")

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Namaste!

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**Author:** ![Rocko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/22d042/32.png) [@Rocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocko)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/158 "2000-01-07T22:00:00Z")

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Here so far, along with me:

00 Buckshot  
Al G  
Alphagene  
android209  
Arnold Winkelried  
aseymayo  
Atrael  
AuntiePam  
AuraSeer  
AWB  
beatle  
beefymeg  
Beeruser  
Blue Twylight  
boli  
Boris B  
Boscibo  
Bug Vomit  
Byzantine  
Cabbage  
CanadianSue  
Canthearya  
Cap’n Crude  
Cessandra  
chief  
ChiefScott  
ChrisCTP  
Chrome Toaster  
Coldfire  
Crick&Watson  
Cristi  
Da Ace  
Daniel  
Delta-9  
Democritus  
Dewaholic  
divemaster  
Doctor Jackson  
DoctorJ  
Doghouse Reilly  
Doobieous  
Doug Bowe  
DrMatrix  
elelle  
Elmer J. Fudd  
evilbeth  
Falcon  
Fleetwood  
Frankd6  
Frankie  
funneefarmer  
fuzzy-wuzzy  
Gilligan  
GlassGirl  
glee  
Gr8Kat  
Grace  
Greathouse  
Havoc  
HeadlessCow  
Homer  
Jackamus  
JBENZ  
JimB  
jjtm  
jodih  
John Corrado  
Jois  
Kat  
kellibelli  
Kepi  
keystream  
Kid\_Gilligan  
Kilgore Trout  
krish  
Krispy Original  
kunilou  
Little Nemo  
Lost  
Louie  
Lucretia  
MadPoet  
Majormd  
Manda JO  
manhattan  
MaryAnnQ  
mega the roo  
melanietarrant  
Melin  
mikan  
Minxsmom  
missdavis102  
Missy2U  
Mister Armageddon  
MoosieGirl  
moriah  
MrKnowItAll  
Mullinator  
Myndephuquer  
NanoByte  
Neidhart  
NonTarheel  
Oblio  
Odieman  
okatym  
OldBroad  
OpalCat  
Per  
Peter North  
phouka  
Pixoid  
pluto  
Polycarp  
pricciar  
puffington  
PurpleCrackwhore  
Quixotic  
renaissanceman  
ReservoirDog  
Rich Hall  
RICO\_Act  
Rodd Hill  
Rysdad  
SanibelMan  
Sassy  
Satan  
SaxFace  
Sealemon88  
Shayna  
skelton4947  
smeggy  
Spiritus Mundi  
Spud  
SteveCRC  
Stevie Rave On  
StoryTyler  
sunbear  
SuperNerd  
Sycorax  
Synthetica  
Tengu  
The LION  
The Peyote Coyote  
the Scarlet Pimpernel  
thirdwarning  
Thirsty4  
ThufferinThuccotash  
TVeblen  
Twin  
UncleBeer  
Ursa Major  
Valerieblaise  
Vestal Blue  
voguevixen  
WallyM7  
whitetho  
Yue Han  
ZenBeam  
zyada

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/159 "2000-01-08T02:45:00Z")

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Don’t forget Sly and slythe.

One of us is smart and the other is cute.

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**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/160 "2000-01-08T12:01:00Z")

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Rocko

In my first post in this topic I also included my wife ( Ayesha/lioness ) who was over looked when you compiled the list in your post.

Here is the updated version.

00 Buckshot  
Al G  
Alphagene  
android209  
Arnold Winkelried  
aseymayo  
Atrael  
AuntiePam  
AuraSeer  
AWB  
Ayesha / Lioness  
beatle  
beefymeg  
Beeruser  
Blue Twylight  
boli  
Boris B  
Boscibo  
Bug Vomit  
Byzantine  
Cabbage  
CanadianSue  
Canthearya  
Cap’n Crude  
Cessandra  
chief  
ChiefScott  
ChrisCTP  
Chrome Toaster  
Coldfire  
Crick&Watson  
Cristi  
Da Ace  
Daniel  
Delta-9  
Democritus  
Dewaholic  
divemaster  
Doctor Jackson  
DoctorJ  
Doghouse Reilly  
Doobieous  
Doug Bowe  
DrMatrix  
elelle  
Elmer J. Fudd  
evilbeth  
Falcon  
Fleetwood  
Frankd6  
Frankie  
funneefarmer  
fuzzy-wuzzy  
Gilligan  
GlassGirl  
glee  
Gr8Kat  
Grace  
Greathouse  
Havoc  
HeadlessCow  
Homer  
Jackamus  
JBENZ  
JimB  
jjtm  
jodih  
John Corrado  
Jois  
Kat  
kellibelli  
Kepi  
keystream  
Kid\_Gilligan  
Kilgore Trout  
krish  
Krispy Original  
kunilou  
Little Nemo  
Lost  
Louie  
Lucretia  
MadPoet  
Majormd  
Manda JO  
manhattan  
MaryAnnQ  
mega the roo  
melanietarrant  
Melin  
mikan  
Minxsmom  
missdavis102  
Missy2U  
Mister Armageddon  
MoosieGirl  
moriah  
MrKnowItAll  
Mullinator  
Myndephuquer  
NanoByte  
Neidhart  
NonTarheel  
Oblio  
Odieman  
okatym  
OldBroad  
OpalCat  
Per  
Peter North  
phouka  
Pixoid  
pluto  
Polycarp  
pricciar  
puffington  
PurpleCrackwhore  
Quixotic  
renaissanceman  
ReservoirDog  
Rich Hall  
RICO\_Act  
Rodd Hill  
Rysdad  
SanibelMan  
Sassy  
Satan  
SaxFace  
Sealemon88  
Shayna  
skelton4947  
Sly  
slythe  
smeggy  
Spiritus Mundi  
Spud  
SteveCRC  
Stevie Rave On  
StoryTyler  
sunbear  
SuperNerd  
Sycorax  
Synthetica  
Tengu  
The LION  
The Peyote Coyote  
the Scarlet Pimpernel  
thirdwarning  
Thirsty4  
ThufferinThuccotash  
TVeblen  
Twin  
UncleBeer  
Ursa Major  
Valerieblaise  
Vestal Blue  
voguevixen  
WallyM7  
whitetho  
Yue Han  
ZenBeam  
zyada

Peace  
t lion

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