# Master List **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 14, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214 "1999-12-14T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/161 "2000-01-08T17:09:00Z")
Can’t forget me, can you? Drain Who? ---
**Author:** ![Ursa\_Major](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a88e57/32.png) [@Ursa\_Major](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ursa_Major)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/162 "2000-01-08T17:14:00Z")
I think we should first thank Rocko for compiling this list (in alpabetical order, no less) for us before we start pointing out its ommissions. I tried to do the same when the list was only half its present size, only to give up when I realized what a pain it would be. Thanks, Rocko! ---
**Author:** ![Ursa\_Major](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a88e57/32.png) [@Ursa\_Major](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ursa_Major)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/163 "2000-01-08T17:17:00Z")
Here you go, Drain:00 Buckshot Al G Alphagene android209 Arnold Winkelried aseymayo Atrael AuntiePam AuraSeer AWB Ayesha / Lioness beatle beefymeg Beeruser Blue Twylight boli Boris B Boscibo Bug Vomit Byzantine Cabbage CanadianSue Canthearya Cap’n Crude Cessandra chief ChiefScott ChrisCTP Chrome Toaster Coldfire Crick&Watson Cristi Da Ace Daniel Delta-9 Democritus Dewaholic divemaster Doctor Jackson DoctorJ Doghouse Reilly Doobieous Doug Bowe Drain Bead DrMatrix elelle Elmer J. Fudd evilbeth Falcon Fleetwood Frankd6 Frankie funneefarmer fuzzy-wuzzy Gilligan GlassGirl glee Gr8Kat Grace Greathouse Havoc HeadlessCow Homer Jackamus JBENZ JimB jjtm jodih John Corrado Jois Kat kellibelli Kepi keystream Kid\_Gilligan Kilgore Trout krish Krispy Original kunilou Little Nemo Lost Louie Lucretia MadPoet Majormd Manda JO manhattan MaryAnnQ mega the roo melanietarrant Melin mikan Minxsmom missdavis102 Missy2U Mister Armageddon MoosieGirl moriah MrKnowItAll Mullinator Myndephuquer NanoByte Neidhart NonTarheel Oblio Odieman okatym OldBroad OpalCat Per Peter North phouka Pixoid pluto Polycarp pricciar puffington PurpleCrackwhore Quixotic renaissanceman ReservoirDog Rich Hall RICO\_Act Rodd Hill Rysdad SanibelMan Sassy Satan SaxFace Sealemon88 Shayna skelton4947 Sly slythe smeggy Spiritus Mundi Spud SteveCRC Stevie Rave On StoryTyler sunbear SuperNerd Sycorax Synthetica Tengu The LION The Peyote Coyote the Scarlet Pimpernel thirdwarning Thirsty4 ThufferinThuccotash TVeblen Twin UncleBeer Ursa Major Valerieblaise Vestal Blue voguevixen WallyM7 whitetho Yue Han ZenBeam zyada ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/164 "2000-01-10T00:16:00Z")
Add Jophiel to that list * * * “I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.” ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/165 "2000-01-10T00:18:00Z")
and me ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/166 "2000-01-10T00:27:00Z")
Me too! Don’t forget me! * * * “People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis, But they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) _/_ ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/167 "2000-01-10T00:32:00Z")
Present. ---
**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/168 "2000-01-10T00:34:00Z")
I guess add me to the list. Jeffery ---
**Author:** ![mazirian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@mazirian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mazirian)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/169 "2000-01-10T00:44:00Z")
Reporting for duty… * * * There’s no limit to desire but desire’s needs. -Grendel’s law ---
**Author:** ![Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Random)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/170 "2000-01-10T00:51:00Z")
Yo. ---
**Author:** ![Melatonin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@Melatonin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melatonin)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/171 "2000-01-10T01:03:00Z")
I’m here, too. A little busy these days, which explains the diminishing number of my snotty intellectual interludes recently. But I still check in pretty much every day in the hopes of finding an opportunity to make someone feel stupid. * * * “There is nothing you ought to do, for the simple reason that you know nothing, nothing whatever- make a mental note of that, if you please.” -V. Nabokov ---
**Author:** ![toecutter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@toecutter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toecutter)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/172 "2000-01-10T01:12:00Z")
I’m in. ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/173 "2000-01-10T01:29:00Z")
\<\<\<\ **Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/174 "2000-01-10T01:47:00Z") If _A_ then _B_. If _Not A_ then _Not B_ * * * “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/175 "2000-01-10T01:58:00Z")
Howdy, y’all. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/176 "2000-01-10T02:40:00Z")
Um, excuse me, how do I get to the buffet? ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/177 "2000-01-10T02:48:00Z")
Ola! * * * so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/178 "2000-01-10T02:51:00Z")
_standing heroically in front of a windswept grainfield, the sunset painting the sky flaming pinks and reds… he grins a Doc Savage kinda smile, a glint from his teeth_ Hi there! * * * Cave Diem! Carpe Canem! ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Basil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Sweet\_Basil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Basil)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/179 "2000-01-10T03:37:00Z")
I’m here sometimes… I wanna be on the list - I want to BE SOMEBODY!!! Sweet Basil [http://www.selfrighteousbrothers.com](http://www.selfrighteousbrothers.com) ---
**Author:** ![Cactus\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Cactus\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cactus_Rose)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214/180 "2000-01-10T03:53:00Z")
Howdy - I’m here. * * * - A rose by any other name would still have thorns - [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list/1214.md?page=10)