# Masturbate for peace. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 31, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353 "2003-03-31T03:13:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/1 "2003-03-31T03:13:44Z")
[Bwahahahah](http://masturbateforpeace.com/) No mention of toothpaste though. Touch your sack…not Iraq. Think globally, whack locally. Peace is the issue…use a tissue. I’ve done my bit to raise the level of discourse on the boards. No thanks is necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/2 "2003-03-31T03:21:43Z")
fg ---
**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/3 "2003-03-31T03:31:47Z")
Cream your khakis, not Iraqis ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/4 "2003-03-31T03:32:20Z")
nice ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/5 "2003-03-31T03:49:32Z")
> [@](#): > > No mention of toothpaste though. No jury in the world would convict me. Not even Texas. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/6 "2003-03-31T03:52:46Z")
Woah, I’ve been working on world peace all along and didn’t even know it. I wonder if people will put me along side Ghandi and Mother Teresa for my efforts? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/7 "2003-03-31T03:56:51Z")
Hmmm, it seems that the US gets into a war whenever I’m going through a dry spell, but it never happens when I’m in a relationship. Obviously, if you want world peace, then the women of the world need to make sure that _I_ get a piece! ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/8 "2003-03-31T04:09:21Z")
Oh. For a second I thought the OP title said “Maturbate **in** peace” and I thought, “What? Are you always being interrupted while in the middle of it?” ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/9 "2003-03-31T06:09:32Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/10 "2003-03-31T06:13:31Z")
Ok now I am curious, What did someone _do_ with toothpaste? (apart from brush their teeth) ---
**Author:** ![Mechanical\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a587f6/32.png) [@Mechanical\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mechanical_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/11 "2003-03-31T08:00:14Z")
Works like altoids during cunnilingus, RIGHT? ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/12 "2003-03-31T08:12:07Z")
…from the song. > [@](#): > > Peace is what keeps me coming and coming > Spread my wings, it takes me higher > 'Round the world, good feelings are growing > Shoot your friendly fire 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/13 "2003-03-31T08:18:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*Ok now I am curious, What did someone _do_ with toothpaste? (apart from brush their teeth) \*\* Just remember; you asked for [it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=860395#post860395) ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/14 "2003-03-31T10:47:49Z")
Cue: “Oh, of all that is holy in this world, WHY did you give me that link?!” in 3… 2… 1… Poor **Bo Diddly** … even changing his name he’s not safe. ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/15 "2003-03-31T13:48:07Z")
This page is blocked at school, as shown by the following…emphasis is mine. > [@](#): > > The requested page is currently unavailable. > Your organization has chosen to limit viewing of this site ([http://masturbateforpeace.com/](http://masturbateforpeace.com/)), due to the rating of its content ( **adult, hobbies/interest** ). 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/16 "2003-03-31T14:02:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yosemitebabe \* > \*\*Oh. For a second I thought the OP title said “Maturbate **in** peace” and I thought, “What? Are you always being interrupted while in the middle of it?” \*\* Sounds like _my_ adolesence. Was never caught, just interrupted, which is still quite annoying. Stop a Scud: jerk your pud. ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/17 "2003-03-31T16:06:16Z")
Oh, of all that is holy in this world, WHY did you give me that link?! Holy shiat on toast! Toothpaste = Dentifrice = semifluid sandpaper ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/18 "2003-03-31T17:16:05Z")
::si-i-i-i-i-igh:: ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/19 "2003-03-31T19:01:10Z")
OMFG!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353/20 "2003-03-31T19:21:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\*::si-i-i-i-i-igh:: \*\* You were working for peace and didn’t even knowit, Spoofe? 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbate-for-peace/165353.md?page=2)