# Masturbating At Work
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 24, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840 "2001-08-24T02:59:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@jabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabe)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/1 "2001-08-24T02:59:47Z")
This is one of my favorite activities. It really kills time and makes me feel better about my job. Maybe I should mention mandatory masturbation brakes at our next departmental metting.
Come on, I know you’ve done it too.
peace,
JB
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### Author:  [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/2 "2001-08-24T03:11:33Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by jabe \*
> \*\*This is one of my favorite activities. It really kills time and makes me feel better about my job. Maybe I should mention mandatory masturbation brakes at our next departmental metting.
>
> Come on, I know you’ve done it too.
>
> peace,
> JB \*\*
Ahhh… NO. Freak.
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### Author:  [@Jeeves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeeves)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/3 "2001-08-24T03:17:11Z")
Hey, comeon, don’t be so hard on **jabe**. I wish they would put a _brake_ on all the masturbation my coworkers engage in.
Oh, oh, I bet he meant _ **Break** _ . Well, then.
Ummmm,
No Comment
😉
Jeeves
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### Author:  [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/4 "2001-08-24T03:20:33Z")
Thanks for sharing, **jabe**.
:wally
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### Author:  [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/5 "2001-08-24T03:31:11Z")
I once worked at a cushy data-entry position, and for awhile, got my own office when the office admin left to persue other opportunities. On some of the really slow days, I pondered partaking of this activity in the privacy of the adjoining restroom, but never got the nerve to do it. 🙂 Woulda made my job a lot more exciting!
-Ashley
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### Author:  [@jabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabe)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/6 "2001-08-24T03:39:02Z")
I think I’ve masturbated at every job I’ve had, except paperboy. That would be a site early in the morning.
THE ADVENTURES OF THE MASTURBATING PAPERBOY!
A new Saturday morning cartoon. (Its a little much for the adults but the kids love it)
peace,
JB
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### Author:  [@Spoonbender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoonbender)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/7 "2001-08-24T03:47:10Z")
Did it once in the restroom at a previous job, not ashamed to admit it.
OT: Ashtar, your sig rules! That’s one of my favorite _Thief_ quotes. I wonder how many Dopers recognize it?
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### Author:  [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/8 "2001-08-24T04:14:43Z")
Once at a job I had in high school.
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### Author:  [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/9 "2001-08-24T05:22:11Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Spoonbender \*
> \*\*
> OT: Ashtar, your sig rules! That’s one of my favorite _Thief_ quotes. I wonder how many Dopers recognize it? \*\*
Thank yew. 🙂
And as far as I know–you’re the first.
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### Author:  [@Phlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlip)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/10 "2001-08-24T05:35:52Z")
Did it one time. I work mid shift with this girl that is dark tan, DD, and very flirtatious. Hot as hell. I had to relieve the stress one night cause she was looking to good. Went into the bath room and took care of biz. Took a while though.
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### Author:  [@Dave\_Stewart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Stewart)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/11 "2001-08-24T06:17:47Z")
One hopes none of you guys work the cappucino machine at Starbucks.
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### Author:  [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/12 "2001-08-24T06:20:46Z")
That’s funny, _I_ work the cappuccino …
Heyyyyyyy …
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### Author:  [@Pessor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pessor)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/13 "2001-08-24T06:35:15Z")
You cannot get paid to jerk off, no matter how many episodes of “the Man Show” you watched on your weekend off.
Although the workplace should be a little more user friendly in the future 🆒
— come on… that one required a greezy little smile —
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### Author:  [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/14 "2001-08-24T07:42:36Z")
I walked in on my friend jerking off in the bathroom at school a few months ago.
I’ve never had a job (I’m only 15) but I have done it in the bathroom at school a few times.
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### Author:  [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/15 "2001-08-24T07:48:35Z")
I just want you to know that the title alone was TMI.
stoid
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### Author:  [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/16 "2001-08-24T08:23:45Z")
…not since my transit bus passengers complained to my boss…
😉
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### Author:  [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/17 "2001-08-24T08:26:39Z")
**pondering how I could work jerking off into an English lesson…**
Hmmmm…
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### Author:  [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/18 "2001-08-24T10:15:15Z")
Doesn’t it make your ass sweat then itch the rest of the day? And what about post-M dribble?
No, I’ll do my self-pleasuring in the comfort of my own home, thank you.
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### Author:  [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/19 "2001-08-24T15:42:46Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Stoid \*
> \*\*I just want you to know that the title alone was TMI.
>
> stoid \*\*
Interesting you say this considering your own website is used for jerking off.
[http://www.retroraunch.com/](http://www.retroraunch.com/)
As to the OP: been there, done that.
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### Author:  [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2001, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/20 "2001-08-24T15:46:56Z")
> [@](#):
>
> Interesting you say this considering your own website is used for jerking off
Perhaps the point has eluded you that the content of **Stoid’s** website is _not_ a thread title.
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