# Masturbating At Work

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 24, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840 "2001-08-24T02:59:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/41 "2001-08-26T07:06:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*  
> \*\*Ditto for me. And I have a lock on my door. \*\*

You mean you’ve never crossed your legs and kinda gotten a steady beat going with the free foot?

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/42 "2001-08-26T07:18:31Z")

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Yes

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/43 "2001-08-26T12:53:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zebra \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \*  
> > \*\ ***pondering how I could work jerking off into an English lesson…**
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> > Hmmmm… \*\*
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> Well there’s lots of idioms you could teach them. \*\*

And I do… I pity innocent freshmen in my class! BWAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!😃

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**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-at-work/77840/44 "2001-08-26T18:38:24Z")

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been there, but i was always ashamed. but how could I resist. most boring fucking job in the world (hotle gift shop clerk) with the nudie mags right there in the room for me… yeah, on the slow days i would just close the doors for a few minutes and romance miss stacey fuson (PMOM feb 1999).

I’m a better man for it.

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