# Masturbating while breastfeeding **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 22, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191 "2011-02-22T03:25:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2015, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/141 "2015-08-28T23:01:23Z")
This is a zombie thread, and poor Felix is now 10 years old. ---
**Author:** ![half-elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@half-elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/half-elf)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/142 "2015-08-29T07:38:35Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > I would if I was a lady. Having your titties sucked on while your doing the sex is awesome. I wouldn’t tell anyone though. That’s just messed up. Should I take it then that you are a man? If so, how do you know that having your titties sucked during sex is awesome? As a woman, I have to say that yes, it is nice to have your titties sucked during sex but it is disappointing that for most men (that I have had sex with) sucking seems to be the end-all be-all of tittty interaction, pointing to what? an Oedipus complex? ---
**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/143 "2015-08-29T08:21:33Z")
> [@half-elf](#): > > Should I take it then that you are a man? If so, how do you know that having your titties sucked during sex is awesome? As a woman, I have to say that yes, it is nice to have your titties sucked during sex but it is disappointing that for most men (that I have had sex with) sucking seems to be the end-all be-all of tittty interaction, pointing to what? an Oedipus complex? Were you hoping for an impromptu puppet show? Seems like that would just kill the mood. I guess ventriloquism could be interesting. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/144 "2015-08-29T08:44:41Z")
There should be some kind of utility in the board software that invites people who resurrect zombies to tell us how the thread caught their attention. Nothing compulsory; it’s just that sometimes I get the feeling that we’re missing out on some wonderful stories… ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/145 "2015-08-29T09:18:47Z")
> [@Lacunae\_Matata](#): > > Were you hoping for an impromptu puppet show? Seems like that would just kill the mood. I guess ventriloquism could be interesting. You can press the tits to your eyes and shout “Up periscope!” but it rarely enhances the sexening IME. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/146 "2015-08-29T09:25:06Z")
1. Twirl the nipples like radio dials (DON’T ACTUALLY TWIST THEM! THIS RARELY WORKS!). 2. Intone “Come in, New Delhi; come in, Calcutta…” over and over until she asks what the hell you’re doing. 3. Calmly respond: “I’m rying to et India.” ---
**Author:** ![half-elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@half-elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/half-elf)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/147 "2015-08-29T14:07:31Z")
> [@Lacunae\_Matata](#): > > Were you hoping for an impromptu puppet show? Seems like that would just kill the mood. I guess ventriloquism could be interesting. Sorry, not trying to be obtuse but I don’t understand your comment. Is it a joke? Where do puppets and/ or ventriloquism come into it? (I know, it’s because I used the word “interaction”, isn’t it?) In any case, what I mean was that there are several ways to stimulate the breasts during sexytimes other than suckle and squeeze them, and also that the breast consists of more than just the nipple. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/148 "2015-08-29T14:56:25Z")
Ahhh, the SDMB. I missed this thread the first time around, but now I consider my boundaries expanded! Thanks (I think). ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/149 "2015-08-29T15:12:24Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > 1. Twirl the nipples like radio dials (DON’T ACTUALLY TWIST THEM! THIS RARELY WORKS!). > > 2. Intone “Come in, New Delhi; come in, Calcutta…” over and over until she asks what the hell you’re doing. > > 3. Calmly respond: “I’m trying to get India.” (punch line typos corrected) +1000 ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/150 "2015-08-29T15:13:39Z")
> [@name\_doesnt\_matter](#): > > I know for a fact (u can look it up) that it is normal for a mom to feel aroused down there when she breastfeeds…the first time my baby latched on good after a few days at home after we left hospital, I felt the same thing…it freaked me out n I felt ashamed but I talked to my mom, she said that happens sometimes…but I in no shape fashion or form felt a need to masturbate because of the stimulation…that’s taking it a little far…for u dumb asses saying “its gross to think ur baby turns u on” let me tell u it’s hormonal, I read all about it…so don’t feel ashamed but masturbating while breastfeeding is taking it a step to far…ur tuning a loving experience into a sexual one with ur child…when my baby was done the feeling went away n I didn’t think about it…its normal for some women…just don’t turn something beautiful into something ugly, wrong, and sexual So many periods, I’m betting Kimberly Clark stock just went through the roof. ---
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/151 "2015-08-29T15:35:59Z")
It sounds creepy but how could it possibly hurt anything or anyone. Maybe thats the reward or incentive nature has given women to breast feed. Go for it. ---
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/152 "2015-08-29T16:36:27Z")
Women will often allow their husbands to scooch up from behind and have sex while they nurse an infant, whats the difference? Sounds pretty natural to me. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/153 "2015-08-29T16:47:10Z")
> [@HoneyBadgerDC](#): > > Women will often allow their husbands to scooch up from behind and have sex while they nurse an infant, whats the difference? Sounds pretty natural to me. Often? That would surprise me. Someone should set up a poll. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/154 "2015-08-29T17:12:27Z")
> [@name\_doesnt\_matter](#): > > …that’s taking it a little far…for u dumb asses saying “its gross to think ur baby turns u on” let me tell u it’s hormonal, I read all about it… [Snipped a bit] You’re not allowed to call other people insulting names in this forum, that is only allowed in The BBQ Pit forum. Don’t do it again in this one. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/155 "2015-08-29T20:34:16Z")
> [@HoneyBadgerDC](#): > > Women will often allow their husbands to scooch up from behind and have sex while they nurse an infant, whats the difference? Sounds pretty natural to me. Anybody here does icepick trepanations ? I’m gonna need my prefrontal cortex scrambled, stat. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/156 "2015-08-29T20:41:08Z")
People who masturbate while breast feeding probably let the dog watch too. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/157 "2015-08-30T11:31:30Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Yeah, right. Like you prudes never played with a Baby Rub-One-Off doll. Missed this line the first time around. Damn, I wish I had come up with that one! ---
**Author:** ![Rossiekerr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Rossiekerr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rossiekerr)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/158 "2015-08-31T00:32:19Z")
That’s not okay to do such thing in the presence of a child ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/159 "2015-08-31T02:15:36Z")
This kinda makes me wonder about those that breast feed until their child is 4-5 years old. Now I’m even more squiked out about it. ---
**Author:** ![Gotlift](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9fc348/32.png) [@Gotlift](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotlift)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191/160 "2015-08-31T02:26:40Z")
I get that nipples are an erogenous zone during foreplay, but I can’t imagine my wife looking at my son now, when he is a teen, or when he is an adult and thinking, “I used to cum with my tit in your mouth!” On another note, it’s kind of refreshing to know that distance shooting is a totally normal teenage activity! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbating-while-breastfeeding/572191.md?page=9)