# Masturbation and toys: Womens vs. Mens **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-and-toys-womens-vs-mens/96849 "2001-12-04T16:42:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-and-toys-womens-vs-mens/96849/21 "2001-12-05T04:01:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Soda \* > **And for that _OMG! I’m completely filled!_-feeling, nothing can compare to the real thing. God, I do love dicks.** After I stopped laughing, I found myself in complete agreement. Isn’t the world a lovely place? ---
**Author:** ![Twilight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@Twilight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Twilight)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-and-toys-womens-vs-mens/96849/22 "2001-12-05T08:11:35Z")
I wholly agree too, toys are a supplement, _not_ a replacement. That said, why the heck is it so impossible to make a vibrating egg that doesn’t have that sharp edge across? (From the mould I think) What I’d like is a vibrating egg covered in silicone, you know like the silicone “socks” you can buy for the ordinary vibrator? That would be absolutely yum. ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-and-toys-womens-vs-mens/96849/23 "2001-12-05T08:41:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > **Soda** , you say the most charming things… [Innocent]What? What did I say?[/innocent] Oh, and Twilight, the answer to your prayer is called a buffer. You know, the kind you use to polish your nails. You can get really, really fine ones at H&M, and then you gently polish off the rough edges. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-and-toys-womens-vs-mens/96849/24 "2001-12-05T10:22:05Z")
All I know is that, after much experimentation, one should leave the subject of sex toys to the experts. Until you know better, stick with your hand. By the way, how many men masturbate dry and how many need a lubricant? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-and-toys-womens-vs-mens/96849/25 "2001-12-05T10:26:28Z")
Nevermind on that last point, I opened a new thread here: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102645](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102645) Sorry for the hijack. ---
**Author:** ![jlzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@jlzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jlzania)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-and-toys-womens-vs-mens/96849/26 "2001-12-05T14:53:17Z")
“Riding a horse and getting into the saddle.” While I’m not sure how you define getting into the saddle per se-I can assure you that, despite popular belief, it doesn’t get you off. ---
**Author:** ![jlzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@jlzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jlzania)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-and-toys-womens-vs-mens/96849/27 "2001-12-05T14:55:43Z")
missed Limerick’s post. Sorry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-and-toys-womens-vs-mens/96849.md?page=1)