# masturbation breaks

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-breaks/91754>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 6, 2001, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-breaks/91754 "2001-11-06T07:31:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-breaks/91754/41 "2001-11-08T18:23:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MrVisible \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by neuseance \*  
> > \*\*A Bartleby the Scrivener Break. \*\*
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> I would prefer not to. \*\*

Hysterical, **MrV**. Well done. 🙂

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-breaks/91754/42 "2001-11-08T18:47:02Z")

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Better yet a mutual masturbation break. Promotes a less stressful work enviorment, office solidarity, co-workers ability to function as a team…

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**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-breaks/91754/43 "2001-11-08T22:43:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*
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> > \*Originally posted by Soda \*  
> > \*\*Nap break. \*\*
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> With juice and graham crackers after 🙂

Or fruit. And then it’d be story time.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-breaks/91754/44 "2001-11-09T03:57:11Z")

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I’m only posting this so I don’t have to see a thread title of “masturbation breaks” listed _right_ above one called “Are you sure you washed your hands?”

I know you’re all grateful to me for this.

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-breaks/91754/45 "2001-11-09T16:59:23Z")

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How long should a masturbation break last?  
No more than 15 minutes.

Any longer, and you’re either real good at it,  
or really, really bad at it.

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-breaks/91754/46 "2001-11-09T18:44:22Z")

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Why does this thread always wind up right next to the “Are you sure you washed your hands” thread?

Man.

I gotta go scrub my eyeballs now.

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