# Masturbation: choking the chicken?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-choking-the-chicken/156640>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 21, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-choking-the-chicken/156640 "2003-02-21T21:41:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-choking-the-chicken/156640/41 "2003-03-24T14:01:43Z")

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creaming your hands.

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**Author:** ![DasUnterMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DasUnterMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DasUnterMensch)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-choking-the-chicken/156640/42 "2003-03-24T14:31:24Z")

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Shaking hands with puberty.  
One hand clapping.

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**Author:** ![bafaa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@bafaa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bafaa)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-choking-the-chicken/156640/43 "2003-03-24T16:54:26Z")

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punching the clown

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-choking-the-chicken/156640/44 "2003-03-24T21:12:37Z")

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A slight variant on **Euty’s** post: jostlin’ the elder.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-choking-the-chicken/156640/45 "2003-03-24T21:36:52Z")

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Buffing the German Helmet.

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**Author:** ![Vaioman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ecccb3/32.png) [@Vaioman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vaioman)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-choking-the-chicken/156640/46 "2003-03-24T22:11:17Z")

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I never really talk about it, but I think I’m going to start calling it, “verbing the noun”

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**Author:** ![RawkStah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RawkStah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RawkStah)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-choking-the-chicken/156640/47 "2003-03-25T02:43:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Convict \*  
> **Drawing a map of Hawaii.**

Oh, crap. That’s hi-larious.

One I’ve heard recently is “jilling off”. That’s what the ladies do.

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**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_the\_CC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_the\_CC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_the_CC)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-choking-the-chicken/156640/48 "2003-03-25T03:10:25Z")

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One of the moon’s phases is the gibbus (sp?) phase.  
The moon waxes and wanes.

Waxing the Gibbus  
Punjab was very important to ancient India.  
The moslems seized it in the Middle Ages.

Annexing the Punjab

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masturbation-choking-the-chicken/156640/49 "2003-03-25T03:33:34Z")

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Auditioning your finger puppets.

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